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12-16-09  07:13pm - 5485 days #12
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


Gateway has had a bad rep among the people I've known for several years, so I've never bought anything from them. In fact, I forgot that they existed.

BTW: My experience of support in general, in this information-age, "service" economy (a-hem) is that porn sites are often BETTER at it than a lot of other businesses, such as ISPs, phone companies (cell and otherwise), mass transit, and internet merchandise sales (well, that's a mix of good and bad).

Good luck with your Windows 7 problem. I'm sure it wasn't YOUR idea.


Thanks, Drooler. I wasn't aware of any problems when it comes to Gateway but their lack of support sure leaves me feeling vulnerable. I wonder if they are Acer in disguise because, strangely enough, I found Acer folders on my hard drive after a clean install of Windows 7??? I hate Acer because I had two of them and their hard drives crash entirely too often.

12-16-09  07:07pm - 5485 days #10
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I had a recent issue with a stinking virus/trojan that hijacked my computer. I wa sable to remove it but after that little episode. I was unable to rename my files without cause a problem. Here is the below link at Microsoft where I was able to post my problem. They say that you will be contacted within 24hrs and I was. The tech and I did some back and forth but the problem is now fixed.

https://support.microsoft.com/oas/defaul...Gprid=13297&st=1


Thanks Pat, good link to have in case I pick up malware, a trojan or other vermin.

12-16-09  07:04pm - 5485 days #9
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


Messmer - It's crap like what you're looking at that feeds what I think is the biggest part of my rage. Just about everything we buy now is all hype with nothing to back it up. Companies publish mission statements, telling us about how dedicated they are to their product and their customers and, when comes down to proving it, you get "Push 1 for____, Push 2 for _____". Call centers, when there is one, have people who may or may not have a working knowledge of the product they supposedly represent. What they do have is a quota - as in, they're supposed to handle each call in x amount of time. Do they care? If you never get your problem resolved, the only one it affects is you.

MicroShaft has a nice history with putting out operating systems before they're ready. The driver issues with Win7 is the same crap everyone went through with XP. So plan on getting your optical drive running sometime around 2011

Welcome to capitalism in the 21st century. Bend over and smile.


What you said, brother, what you said!! Couldn't have put it better myself. It's either automated responses that don't answer your questions or call centers with ill trained personnel and if the exact problem is not spelled out for them in the book in front of them then they are lost. BTW, Microsoft got around the driver problem by telling me that my 32 bit driver was working just fine even though I've had to use a work-around with RealPlayer to get the darn button on my tower to respond so that I can re-install my games.

12-16-09  06:54pm - 5485 days #7
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Originally Posted by Capn:


I have 2 suggestions.

One is directly to do with drivers.

DriverDetective. It is not free, but it is very good value.
You download it. It scans your computer & compares all your data to a database of drivers, then provides the link to download the required driver.

I found it a couple of years back & it is well worth the subscription. I have always found it excellent.

I can't find a direct link to their website at the moment, but if you do a search on Driver Detective it should come up.
It is very easy to use.

My other suggestion is a computer anorak/bobble hat/geek community site, which I found many years ago & have found excellently helpful.

www.majorgeeks.com

There is a Support Forum link at the top of the home page.

A first class free resource.

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You know, the not so funny thing is that when I attempted to get an appropriate driver from Microsoft they actually redirected me (involuntarily on my part) to a site that promoted a "for pay" program like yours. I found that sneaky and highly unethical and refused to buy even though the product you mention is undoubtedly a fine one.

BTW, almost forgot to thank you for the link. Looks like a very useful one. Edited on Dec 16, 2009, 07:15pm

12-16-09  03:02pm - 5485 days Original Post - #1
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For once it's not about lack of support from a porn site but the horrible state of support from just about anyone, from Microsoft to Computer Manufacturers.

Have you ever attempted to get an answer to a problem from Microsoft about something that isn't routine? Something not contained in their FAQs? I suppose you could go to newsgroups to get answers but it does not seem possible to get a live person or email support from the guys who programmed your operating system. At least I haven't found a way yet.

Have you ever had to go to support in connection with your computer hardware?

Talking about the latter, after installing Windows 7 I could no longer use my CD/Rom-DVD drive. (Quite a common problem as you will see if you Google it)

Called Gateway and got a voice recognition computer as a helper rather than a human being and ended up shouting all the information into the phone only to be told that my serial number didn't match and the computer couldn't possibly be theirs.

Have you ever heard of a computer generated voice sounding positively icy? :-)

Next step was to send an email to their support informing them of the problem and asking them where I could download a proper 64 bit driver for the drive.

This time they accepted my serial number and the fact that the computer was still under warranty and gave me instructions on how to install Windows 7!

My reply: But ... but ... I've installed Windows 7 already, that's why I have the problem. All I want is the name of a driver I could download so that my CD-ROM/DVD drive works again when I push that button.

Next suggestion from Gateway, install Windows 7 again only this time do a clean install. My reply: I did a clean install, all I want is a driver that works with my CD-Rom drive. I can operate the drive through RealPlayer by hitting the eject button, so it's not a hardware problem. I need the right 64 bit driver.

Next reply by Gateway: We delight in helping our customers and seeing that your previous question has been answered already to our satisfaction (paraphrased) we ask you to resubmit a report of any problems you might still have after seven days!

We also recommend that you go to our site and register. By having all your personal and computer details we will be able to help you better.

Went to the website where the first thing they wanted again was the serial number of the machine. I typed it in once: "Serial number not recognized and therefore rejected." I typed it in again, remember this is the same number that was accepted by tech support .. same rejection.

And so I gave up. Help, there must be some places left with real human experts giving pertinent answers to the questions asked!

messmer just venting once again. No need to answer unless you have something similar to vent about! :-)

12-15-09  11:47am - 5486 days #16
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Originally Posted by WeeWillyWinky:


No, it comes with Vista. Probably a bad decision on my part. Maybe I can upgrade to Windows 7? I dunno.


Many manufacturers offer a free upgrade to Windows 7 if you buy a machine that still has Vista installed, www. Mine did.
BTW, re. avatars: make sure they are full cut or French type. :-)

12-15-09  09:39am - 5486 days #11
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Thanks once again this year for the hilarious Forum Awards, witty. Can't wait to see next year's and am already trying to come up with a memorable line or title so I'll be able to move up from honorable mentions to a major award.

In the meantime, re honorable mention:

I want to thank wittyguy for this prestigious semi-award, I want to thank my older brother for his hidden stash of porn. I want to thank the guys in Grade 6 for cluing me in re. the birds and the bees and their generous sharing of educational material regarding the subject matter. If it hadn't been for you fellas I probably wouldn't be in this forum today. Love ya, guys!

12-13-09  08:00pm - 5487 days #2
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I'm looking forward to a few answers myself, GCode. I've never subscribed to Brazzers myself because fake and overblown breasts are not my thing (unless they sag a bit) but it does appear to be a network you either love or hate, no happy middle ground.

12-13-09  07:54pm - 5487 days #11
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I like the format, Rick. Makes the page of reviews look livelier and more exciting.

12-13-09  09:29am - 5488 days #11
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Originally Posted by big johnny:


I thought videobox was quite good during my brief time as a member. Big selection of dvds to download, even though they seemed to be the older mainly late 90s early 2000's stuff. Sometimes they got the porn stars name incorrect but that's a minor point. The quality of the dvd format was adequate. But i found the download speeds quite slow compared to some other sites but overall you get a great choice of dvds for a nice price so can't complain.


Hi, big johnny. The answer to your positive assessment is found in your "my brief time as a member." First time around I found all kinds of good stuff as well but if you are not content with the usual Gonzo style DVD being put out and go for the less mainstream contents then, during a second or third subscription, you will find very little that will appeal to you. I would still highly recommend the site to first time subscribers. Nothing wrong with it basically except that they don't cater to those with minority tastes. But that's the nature of the business, I guess.

12-11-09  04:41pm - 5490 days #4
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Yes, spending way too much money at the moment, but now it's:
VideoBox, Club Sandy, Babespotting, NU Dolls, Twistys, Ero Berlin (and always: Easynews).
Joined VideoBox again primarely for the latin-material here - some really fine. Been at VB several times over the years (and goes back for previews sometimes) - but never stay more than a month or two - still hoping for better quality - BUT quite a lot of sites come up with far more crisp videos. VB does not - in my opinion - live to 2009/2010-standard.


My main problem with Video Box is that it is too mainstream. I didn't see too much (any?) niche, read fetish, material in my recent four months membership. Just the usual Gonzo "anal to mouth to facial" in its various forms. I'm doing better with Videosz at the moment they actually had TWO updates of GILF (over fifty?) DVDs recently. I was so shocked I sent support a compliment for looking after minorities! :-)

12-05-09  09:09am - 5496 days #2
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Originally Posted by Denner:


This goes for both softcore and hc/bg (but mostly softcore, I guess):

There are some - relatively - fine sites with softcore girl-videos - like MPL, MetArt, Hegre, Amour Angels, Errotica Archives - and to some extend MCN, ect.

Apart from the fact that most of these site are going for the 'art' deal (boring) - some of the videos are damn fine/ok - Mainly because they got some new, swell looking models (not only teens). Models you normally do NOT see at those big sites like the ones from DDF and 21Sextury.

BUT: I'm getting fed up with all those outdoor/nature scenes where it seems like the main purpose here is for the director to find some strange, special or obscure place to do those videos (and photosets): Like at a rundown Trainstation, a ditto bridge (see MPL), in some grassy field out in nowhere and MOST of all: in some river/or rocky beach doing endless wet-shoots.
Do not get it - cannot find any intimicy here - it's does not HAVE to be in a bed/bedroom - but more indoor video-shootings, please....

Is this the main difference between sites like Club Sandy, Pixandvideo, 1ByDay ect - and those other art-kind-of- sites, maybe - any points of view here....?


I agree with you, Denner. I prefer indoor shoots myself. Especially shoots taken in bedrooms because sex and beds go together perfectly for me! When it comes to outdoor shoots I find that not only does the photographer tend to become slightly artsy but quite often everything is way over-exposed.

12-05-09  08:59am - 5496 days #11
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Originally Posted by pat362:


Great thread messmer. Let me add to that incredible list.

Why do porn actresses have to all repeat the words Oh fuck..Oh fuck or Oh God..Oh God during the sex scene. It was believable the first time it was used but gets old after a few decades.

Why must a girl spit on a cock during the BJ? You'd think that the dick is wet enough by virtue that it's been in her mouth.

Why do nude models manage to remain fully clothed throughout most of their nude shoot?


Those three you mention could have easily been on my list as well, Pat. Really annoying stuff. We should compile a list and post it as a comment on every DVD site! Maybe they'd purchase something different now and then rather than the same old predictable, and therefore boring, stuff.

12-05-09  08:54am - 5496 days #10
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Originally Posted by exotics4me:


I'll add one that can be seen on Videobox.

Why would a company book a model as beautiful as Eve Angel, then stick a strap on dildo around her head and forehead? She has an 8 inch purple plastic penis sticking out of her face. It is in My Evil Sluts #1 scene 7.

One for FTV, what is sexy about a woman lactating and licking the milk off her fingers? That's as bad as Give Me Pink making glam models squirt milk out of their butts.

I'm also curious as to what kind of weirdo finds white-headed grannies sexy? Just kidding around, still looking with no luck Messmer. It could have to do with the fact that I'm keeping one eye covered!


White haired Grannies can be sexy as hell if they are your own age. But I can certainly understand the lack of attraction to a younger man. When I was twenty anyone thirty or over turned me off. Not that I turn my back on younger models, however! My taste is becoming more and more eclectic. I am looking for an uncensored Japanese site right now and any help would be appreciated.

As to the "weirdo" I do plead guilty as charged! :-)

BTW, I am finding all kinds of Grannies at SilverstoneDVD at the moment, mostly from Eastern Europe, and am quite content when it comes to white haired contents!

12-04-09  02:52pm - 5497 days #4
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Thanks for the laugh, guys. I should have stayed with pictures. At least they're silent. :-)

12-04-09  09:30am - 5497 days Original Post - #1
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Why would a trans-sexual want to make love to a woman? If he has taken all those steps to become a woman wouldn't he be attracted to a man?

Why would a lesbian suck on a strap-on cock if that's the thing she is trying to get away from?

Why do directors think that they have to start a video with quick flashes that give away what's going to happen later on.

How does a model manage to go from fully dressed to completely naked in a nano-second.

Who decided that videos needed an interviewer who goes "wow" every five seconds, forgets what he's supposed to ask, forgets that he has asked the same question before?

No answer required ... I came across all these samples during my past twenty minutes on Video Box and am just venting! :-)

12-04-09  08:15am - 5497 days #13
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


It's complicated.

I'm not one to believe in conspiracies (or much else it seems) but I do think Bush 'n' friends were great opportunists. It's generally understood that his administration wanted to do something about Iraq once he was sworn in, but it would be pretty hard to do it just out of the blue, so when 9/11 occurred there was a lot of talk about making it happen since they had an excuse.

Again, this is not tin foil hat conspiracy, just the typical inner workings of people in power, though we usually don't hear about it until long after. This idea of doing something about Iraq has been around for a while; look up the Project for the New American Century, a think tank started in the '90s that focused on, among other stellar ideas, reshaping the Middle East -- with emphasis on Iraq -- into a more democratic region so as to best serve American interests, particularly future energy and security needs.

They wanted Clinton to do more, a lot more, but of course nothing really happened beyond some missile strikes during his blowjob scandal. They published a report in 2000, "Rebuilding America's Defenses," which was signed by a lot future Bush officials, and then a year later...9/11. When opportunity knocked, the think tank urged W to answer.

Was W responsible for 9/11? I seriously doubt it, but there was a lot of incompetence and ignorance that helped it to get carried out, and then all these Pax Americana douchebags to help mold it into part of a greater conflict so as to serve their interests and beliefs, no matter the costs or consequences.


Hi, turboshaft, yes I was aware of the Project for the new American Century. I also knew how terribly eager they (the folks behind the "think" tank) were to find some excuse, any excuse to invade Iraq, and that was before 9/11 as you mentioned. What I don't get is how those idealogues could be so stupid as to start a war when they should have put all of their effort into capturing Bin Laden and company.

12-03-09  03:43pm - 5498 days #9
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To WittyGuy:

I will be scratching my head until the day I die as to why GW decided to invade Iraq (I think it goes deeper than a grudge) when he should have kept pursuing that murderous bunch of fanatics hiding at or around Bora Bora.

12-03-09  01:20pm - 5498 days #25
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Originally Posted by jd1961:


there are, but the gorgeous Japanese girls don't appear in them (except for Maria Ozawa).


Gorgeous is not a must, jd, as long as they are not ugly. So, could you mention some of those uncensored sites? Please?
I am really craving to see a different approach to Porn.

12-03-09  11:14am - 5498 days #5
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Sorry, of course - like in the Scond World War - the Canadians are in this too, - and I hear you have had some heavy loses overthere - and oh, yes: Canadians are in the Hellman Province - the worst place for what I hear...


So the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) tells us. I have mixed feelings about being in Afghanistan.

Originally the professed purpose was to keep the Taliban down, after all they had provided the training bases for Al Qaeda, and to help the Afghan people re-build their country after years of war.

But with Afghanistan being an Islamic Republic, and with all the corruption in the present government, and with a Constitution based on Sharia law which would allow the death penalty for offenses like promoting feminism as one example, I am starting to wonder if we are not sacrificing our boys for nothing, so I would no longer be unhappy if they all came home tomorrow.

12-03-09  10:59am - 5498 days #20
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Originally Posted by BabyGetReal:


... also it would be REALLY USEFUL if reviewers would evaluate arousal, chemistry, playfulness, foreplay, female orgasms, etc. in their reviews! I've been arguing for this during the 4 months I've been a member here, but I haven't seen other members do this in their reviews (see my reviews; see my comments in Teen Sex Movs, Teen Dreams, Broke Amateurs).


Reason why you don't see your preferences listed in too many reviews, BGR, is because, on most sites, these things don't exist! Sadly! Denners post expresses well the current state of affairs in the porn industry. Edited on Dec 03, 2009, 11:16am

12-03-09  10:52am - 5498 days #19
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Out of desperation I am ready to become an Asian fan but just like so many others I can't tolerated the mosaic imposed on the best bits of the models. So I'll add my plaintive cry to to that of others: Are there any GOOD Asian (Japanese) sites that cater to foreigners and therefore uncensored! I'm ready to subscribe! :-)

12-03-09  10:37am - 5498 days #3
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Hey, Denner, don't forget the contributions of the Canadians. Our soldiers are getting killed as well. And strangely enough our media keep telling us that they are serving in the worst part of the country. I wonder if there is any objective reporting going on anywhere? I think I know the answer to that already! :-(

11-25-09  03:06pm - 5506 days #7
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If I see one more DVD site updating mostly "anal followed by the obligatory facial" material I'll gladly give that snowball a little push.

Even my favorite DVD site has been neglecting niche content lately and has joined the rush to publish mostly anal or facials or both. I can understand this, in a way, because niche content, by its very nature, probably attracts fewer subscribers, but I still feel saddened that the one webmaster I could always count on to give me an unusual DVD now and then has let himself down by going too mainstream. I keep looking every day for that one "different" DVD update that would make me want to re-subscribe but .. nothing so far.

I guess you are right, Denner. The depression is making every porn producer or distributor super cautious and those of us who have been looking at porn for a while are temporarily keeping our wallets firmly in our pockets.

11-25-09  02:33pm - 5506 days #5
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Originally Posted by Reg Berkeley:


The list starts and stops with Kelly Fuckin' Wells.


I was just going to write "how come nobody mentioned Kelly Wells!" You beat me to it, Reg. :-)

11-07-09  06:17pm - 5524 days #5
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Just for fun, here's the most insane bit rate I ever got in a 30 minute clip: 1280 x 720, 20224 kbps! Size of the file: 1.85 GB! This was only yesterday. Needless to say, it didn't stay on my hard drive once I watched it. :-)

11-07-09  04:19pm - 5524 days #2
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Originally Posted by NMC2008:


What? What is the point? There is no difference, so what is the damn point? I don't understand the benefit of cloning a site and adding nothing to it, someone please explain this. lol.

http://www.payones.com

http://www.videobox.com

Also, it's not just this site, but ANY clone site, what is the point?


Good question, some clone sites have the same material but a different lay out. In their case the argument could be made that they are trying to appeal to varying tastes re. GUI but when it comes to the two you mention above I am stumped, same as you, because they're identical.

11-07-09  03:19pm - 5524 days #134
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I don't have any sites I would like listed but am using this forum to see if TBP could track down and list some good sites that are truly mature.

Your staff are expressing my sentiments exactly when reviewing sites like Karups Older Women, Anilos, All Over 30, Older Women etc. Maggie states in at least two of her reviews that these sites are stretching the mature angle by calling models in their late twenties and early thirties "mature" and that there is a dearth of material containing really mature women aged 40 and 60 in those sites.

There must be more than one reputable site that has material like that but all the "Granny" sites (not my words, theirs, even Anilos refers to their models over forty as Grannies) I have found so far are less than satisfactory when it comes to quality or reliability.

Thanks

11-06-09  08:34am - 5525 days #10
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Originally Posted by badandy400:


You can have that niche all to yourself. I like em perky! You are right though, it is a very hard thing to find. It almost seems like girls with floppies are turned away.


Supply and Demand, badandy! Perky is definitely the preference of the majority, so that's what we get. I personally wish they'd throw a bone once in a while to those of us who long for some material in an unusual niche, just for a change from the usual anal, facial, big breasts offerings.

11-05-09  09:00am - 5526 days #7
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Originally Posted by GCode:


Lol messmer, that's quite a demand! Someone give this guy his floppies, for real! You know I'm with you about these damn mature sites and their 'mature' models...Give me a break :(

What's with these late 20 models with huge fake titties and the sell that they are 'mature' models man! While I would not mind my mature models to be a bit more perky, keep 'em real on these type of models. I'm with you on this one...


Yeah, behind my tongue-in-cheek cry for help there is my disgust with certain models for being so reluctant to age gracefully or with site managers who might not allow them to do so. Things will sag naturally after a while and while that may look disgusting to a 20 year old kid to whom the market is catering, to those of us who are "co-saggers" it would look just natural and right. But demographics rule and we'll keep seeing cougars and milfs in their late twenties, early thirties who look more like teenies with inflated breasts than grown women.

11-04-09  06:10pm - 5527 days #5
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


www.lilfloppies.com

Messmer, you'd better grab that domain name fast, now! But as for me, it's www.lilcupcakes.com.

Well, I'll be damned. They do link to something, just not exactly what I had in mind.


Quickly, you buy the name and get us some models and I'll do the shoots. Every niche has its devotees, here's a whole untapped new one! :-)

11-04-09  06:06pm - 5527 days #4
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Originally Posted by Rick:


Now there's an untapped niche. Floppers, who woulda thought! lol


Floppies lovers of the world, unite! There's got to be more out there ... surely! :-)

11-04-09  04:16pm - 5527 days Original Post - #1
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I am not a breast man except that I adore little floppy ones. Would appreciate a site where there are plenty of the little darlin's to be found! :-)

That's not as easy as it sounds because a natural floppy is usually only found on mature sites who perversely pride themselves on carrying pictures and videos of women who look younger than their age, or models who have augmented their breasts to get rid of the very thing I love! I want mature, natural and floppy and I want it now! :-)

11-01-09  12:21pm - 5530 days #13
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Originally Posted by justme:


I have long since come to the conclusion that most people who buy porn really are just looking for cookie-cutter porn.

You can see it here on pornusers all to often in the reviews and the comments, the subject website is far too often rated primarily on the price per set. If the site does not offer an archive of 5,000 random videos it gets a mark against it. If the site does not offer 40 non-updating bonus sites, it gets a mark against it.

A brand new site doing something truly unique and exciting, will of course begin its life slowly, then usually get slammed in a review because the person was able to do a site-rip within 3 days, thus the remaining subscription is a total waste.

Even established sites can't avoid this type of negativity, saw a comment the other day that he was able to do a site-rip with two weeks yet to go on the subscription, so was complaining up a storm. I just sit here thinking, you just downloaded 400 scenes for $20 and you're pissed off?

Most porn is "cookie cutter" porn because that is often the only thing people are willing to spend money on.


I think you make some very good points, except that I very seldom see anyone slam a new site for having little material. We all (most) understand that it takes some time to increase the offerings. I usually make a remark to the effect that I'll wait a while until it builds up enough material.

Another thing I haven't mentioned, I have run across sites that do look quite interesting but the subscription price leaves me gasping. Who can afford $ 60 or so a month for a site, no matter how appealing, so regretfully I usually settle for second best (for me) and then find that most of the material doesn't appeal to me. Stupid, I know. Why bother at all if only every tenth update is of interest.

When I complain about expensive sites I am thinking mostly of European ones. Too bad because they are the ones that break the mold most often. :-(

11-01-09  10:08am - 5530 days #53
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Originally Posted by badandy400:


I like RB's new avatar. I am in the same boat as you messmer. I am kinda wishing that I had taken the extra second to make my name the way I would want it. I honestly did not think I would be spending so much time here so I was lazy about it. Now I am not sure I want to mess with it.


Isn't that the truth, badandy, those nicks take on a life of their own and will attach themselves to you if you use them often enough. I am messmer and anything different just wouldn't sound like me. :-)

11-01-09  09:51am - 5530 days #27
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Originally Posted by picdude:


Also as messmer said leave the clothing on longer far too often have I seen girls in amazing outfits throw them off at the earliest chance...eg why wear crotchless panties then take them off???


Glad you mentioned that. One of my pet peeves!

11-01-09  09:48am - 5530 days #10
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Thanks, guys, for the input. Both arguments hit the nail on the head, the recession has caused the production of cookie cutter porn and I have definitely spent too much time around Porn which can and does cause a "ho-hum" effect after a while.

11-01-09  09:46am - 5530 days #9
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Originally Posted by badandy400:


Messmer, I think it is time for you to join some really messed up site. Something really dirty that that you have to hide separate from them rest of your porn stash as to not accidental show it to someone.


LOL. Do they have a "real dirty and messed up" category I could search under at TBP?

10-31-09  06:01pm - 5531 days #51
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


I personally think you already have a classy avatar. If you made any changes, the only improvement that I can see would be to make the wolf slightly more visible, and maybe change the color of the moon a bit to make it more realistic. But the idea of a wolf howling at the moon is definitely cool, and fits with the times (vampires and werewolves are definitely in right now).


Hey, thanks, you just helped me make up my mind, lk2fireone. I kinda like it, too .. seeing all those neat new avatars made me waver a bit but I think I'll keep the present one for a while longer! Thanks also to RB for the helpful suggestions if I did look for a change.

10-31-09  11:32am - 5531 days #48
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Messmer, don't know if you're interested but ...

You're allowed to change your nic ONE time. So, if you haven't already used it, you *could* change it to "mesmer"

Just thought you'd like to know.


I was thinking about that, Khan, but somehow, over the years I have become my nic and would be hesitant to even drop one "s". If that makes any sense. :-)

10-31-09  11:29am - 5531 days #47
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


The avatar you're using now doesn't relate to your nick in any obvious way. Why change that? You're wide open to have an avatar made of anything your imagination can whip up.


True enough, RB. I picked the present icon after a long search because I liked the lone wolf idea and it could also convey my frustration (baying at the moon) in connection with finding a site that exactly suits my taste!(Mature women, lingerie ... just in case someone came across one recently and wants to pass on the information.) But as you say, practically anything would do. Maybe a Granny in a full slip? But then folks might assume that was me! :-)

10-31-09  11:15am - 5531 days #3
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


Aside from the world-wide economic problems, I think that's a part of why porn is going through it's own recession. Just about everywhere you look, it's all cookie-cutter. I think people are just getting bored with it all and not paying for the same crap over and over again.


I suspect you are right, rb. It's taking me longer and longer to find a good (to my taste) site because no matter how many tours I take it all looks the same, only the technical quality changes from one site to the other.

10-31-09  08:17am - 5531 days Original Post - #1
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First most picture sets got too boring because of their sameness so I switched to Video. After I re-subscribed to Videobox (after my insincere protestations that I never would again) their videos are mainly of a cookie cutter quality with the same scenes repeated endlessly, so where does that leave me?

TBP needs to add a new category: Weird, bizarre, unusual and outrageous stuff for those who are bored with the rest! :-)

Tongue in cheek messmer

10-31-09  08:04am - 5531 days #44
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I'm getting envious of all those neat new icons and wish I hadn't picked my nic out of thin air. What the heck do you do with messmer? If only I had picked Mesmer with one s, then I could have had an icon of a hypnotist, but messmer? :-)

10-30-09  11:38am - 5532 days #13
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Originally Posted by mbaya:


I meant it tongue in cheek. I think almost all males love to look and that it is perfectly normal. Men are visual and think about sex all the time. What we do here is just be open about it, instead of pretending that we are asexual.


Yep, that's what I thought, too! :-)

10-30-09  09:50am - 5532 days #11
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Great interview, mbaya. I have one question directed not only at you but at all those in this forum: when you mention being a "pervert" do you mean it or is it tongue in cheek? I would be willing to bet that at least 90 percent of all males love to look, which would make the ones that don't the true perverts! :-)

10-28-09  04:16pm - 5534 days #22
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_swapping


Thanks RB and turboshaft. Now I know! :-)

10-27-09  11:20am - 5535 days #10
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Just thought I'd inform everyone about the danger of malware spreading to links leading to some sites without the owners' knowledge. I just came across this while doing my daily browsing: http://wam.dasient.com/wam/infection_library_index . I know the subject isn't "bestteenlinks" (listed # 2 on the malware infection list) but anyone interested in teenie sites might be best off to be wary of linking to this place from unfamiliar sites. Edited on Oct 27, 2009, 11:24am

10-27-09  08:22am - 5535 days #14
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I am getting a free upgrade to Windows 7 as well and am looking forward to it. I don't expect it to interfere with my porn browsing, why should it?

10-27-09  08:19am - 5535 days #13
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Originally Posted by badandy400:


Another main concern is will W7 allow hot-swapping? I had a lot of trouble with Vista. I got one computer to let me hot-swap, but my newest one still will not let me do it even though all the hardware is capable of it.


Just curious, badandy, but what's "hot_swapping?"

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