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Drooler (0)
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10-30-11 01:28pm - 4801 days | #8 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Thailand flooding --> hard drive prices going up --> fewer people buying them --> porn subscriptions decline due to lack of squirreling-away-space --> more sites suffer negative returns and "go dark" --> fewer scenes get made --> fewer babes get hired and get stuck working at the local bowling alley or whatever ... Yes, it's not hard to see what a downward spiral this could turn out to be! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-30-11 09:39am - 4802 days | #20 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hooray! Hey, BTW, Denner, your English has gotten better and better. Not exactly small potatoes for a man of your age. Way to go! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Oct 30, 2011, 10:24am | |
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10-30-11 07:55am - 4802 days | #2 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
You might try the QuickTime app, for which there's a free download, PC compatible. It's not the most savory solution, as it's one more app, and then you'll be hounded by the updates, and those are painfully slow on installation. And right after an update install, it automatically CHECKS FOR UPDATES! WTF?!?!?! And the app itself isn't that hot anyway. So it would be something of an act of desperation. Hope it doesn't have to come to that. A better solution would be for sites to just cut it with the .mov (QT) altogether. Sorry, I know this doesn't help you. Anyway, above are the pros and CONS of QT. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-28-11 02:42pm - 4803 days | #5 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
They should have one of those life-sized sex dolls laying around. And when guests see it and look quizzically at the host, he says, "Oh, that's just for the dog. And for your protection." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-27-11 04:23pm - 4804 days | #14 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Bambi! Where are you? Come back!! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-26-11 12:04am - 4806 days | #5 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
We don't see enough of her. She's been at ALS Angels and a few other sites, but I wouldn't mind a lot more. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-23-11 05:29pm - 4808 days | #2 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Eufrat gets my vote for bedroom eyes. So does Erica Fontes. Maybe, well, surely, there are others, but those two have it very consistently these days. Both girls are incredibly hot. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-23-11 10:53am - 4809 days | #11 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Really? Well, as Eddie Murphy said in 48 Hours, "The generosity of women never ceases to amaze me." Thanks for the info. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-23-11 03:55am - 4809 days | #4 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've been wondering what happened to Sophie Paris. She must still be lovely. And if my source is correct, she's only 31. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-20-11 03:16am - 4812 days | #10 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Frustrating, isn't it? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-19-11 05:15pm - 4812 days | #8 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
How about that Saturday Night Live favorite, Doctor Porkenheimer's Boner Juice? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-14-11 05:36pm - 4817 days | #11 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Most? Naah. Even SimonScans has no more than a "60% close-up, starting to forget what the model's face looked like" rate. At 21st Sextury there are plenty enough of those tight shots of beaver and ass, with or without company to entertain. I spend too much time plucking them out and saving a disk sector, and, by extension, a tree. But there are lots of other POV's. If you've never joined, I'd think you'd be in for some nice surprises. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Oct 14, 2011, 05:42pm | |
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10-10-11 03:44pm - 4821 days | #37 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well! Glad I don't have that problem. Hee-hee ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-10-11 03:41pm - 4821 days | #5 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, the good news is that you don't find yourself having hide the trouser snake in public when you see something sexy. And it doesn't hurt that young women dress more modestly now than they did in the 1970's. And I mean in the summertime. Or is it that I just don't notice anymore? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-08-11 08:11pm - 4823 days | #34 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
It would be nice, but I'd still just fast-forward to the belly-down-flat-on-the-bed part and watch only that. But that one's got to be sweet enough or I'll have nothing more to do with it. Breanne Benson has a scene in Swallow My Pride #10 (Red Light District) that's VERY sweet, for instance. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-08-11 05:55am - 4824 days | #51 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
An engaged couple are traveling by car to a relative's home during the holidays. It's a long trip, so they have to stop and rest at a hotel. To save money, they rent a single room. Once they've settled in, they get cozy, but they've vowed to wait until their wedding night to have sex. However, the man is aroused and tells his bride-to-be that giving him a blow job isn't the same thing at all. After some persuading on his part, she agrees, but asks if he will still respect her after they've finished. He assures her that of course he will. And she gives him the blow job. Several minutes after they've finished that, the phone rings. The man answers. Then he hands it to his beloved. He says, "It's for you .... cocksucker." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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10-02-11 09:53am - 4830 days | #4 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
From the different reviews: "large number of photosets" "large number of galleries" "large gallery" Large amount of BS ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-30-11 08:23pm - 4831 days | #9 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, give yourself some credit. You thought that stuff up. It had nothing to do with what I'd said. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-30-11 08:20pm - 4831 days | #2 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
We've visited this topic before, but it's good to get back into it once in a while ... like now. I no longer even try to look at scenes in which the girl is wearing "angel wings." To me, it's the most worn-out cliche in the softcore universe. Food smeared on the body is also a definite turnoff, as is any sort of grime (sand, dark grease, etc.). As for the bathtub, shower, jacuzzi, hot tub, etc., I generally like those scenes unless the girl has suds all over herself in the choice poses. Then it's trash. I can think of a couple of tub scenes right off the top that I really love, one of Eufrat (she's done a few) and one of Kami, that tall Czech redhead with the great legs and ass and, well, everything else. But I don't like the watery sets done by Rylsky or Antonio Clemens at Met-Art. It's usually dark and there's spray or splashing sometimes and the girl's all wet and drippy. (Costner already proved the "Waterworld" concept to be unappealing.) However, they've both done plenty of other kinds of scenes that are great. Oh, and scenes with heavy shadows or high bright light to low light contrasts. Garbage. And speaking of all things to do with light, there's color. I want the girls to have natural skin color. Orange skin is a definite no-no. I see that Bikini-Pleasure has a recent set of Viky Day, a really beautiful girl. But not when she's the color of a Fruit Loop. Toys: I avoid Simon Scans. There are some lovely girls and nice image quality these days, but it's only about the kind of toy insertion a girl would get into when she knows that an asteroid is headed straight for earth and that the end is near. Twistys and 21st Sextury are often guilty of making toy play the only thing it's about. But to really answer the question, the ones that leave me cold are of girls getting naked out in the snow. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Oct 01, 2011, 03:28pm | |
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09-30-11 06:20pm - 4831 days | #7 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
The stuff I don't want to lose I have on hard drives AND I burn on to CD's. I've just done CD number 1033 of photos. The number of CDs with videos I don't have a count of, but it must be in the 100's. It's a pain, but something like 4 or so dead hard drives later, I know that there's none that is completely invulnerable. Same goes for CD's, sure, but it's insurance. Actually, considering how insurance is these days, it's BETTER than insurance. I do hope I never have to restore my collection from all of those CD's! At first, I tried storing my porn stash on 12-inch vinyl records. Problem was, they didn't hold enough data. Plus there was the issue of analog-to-digital conversion. The good news is that if you play it on a turntable, it sounds just like something by Brian Eno. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Sep 30, 2011, 06:39pm | |
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09-26-11 03:28pm - 4835 days | #3 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I don't think that the studios should avoid the web, as it's a preferred route to the "rabbit play" for a lot of users. Their stuff gets posted on the web on the free sites, ripped right off those DVDs anyway. The entire contents of DVDs are posted. I think one reason why some studios have crappy sites is because their pre-Internet-Age management doesn't know the difference between a shitty site and a good one. They have someone put it together, they ask to see it, and without really checking it out, they think, "OK, we're on the Internet now, too. Hooray, and give Bob here a nice corner office." It still amazes me how many people are "net-deaf," if I may coin the term. They just don't get what it's all about. And they don't care to know, either. And I know that some people who aren't that swift in some areas still wind up being the big cheeses and calling the shots. I mean, fine-looking girls who do hardcore porn are still being told to have boob jobs even though a lot of porn consumers find them objectionable. Somebody's obviously carrying on without a damn clue. Well, that's my I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Sep 27, 2011, 02:50am | |
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09-25-11 06:07am - 4837 days | #37 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I can imagine a woman putting jasmine rouge on her lips, while we'd like Jasmine Rouge on ours. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-24-11 06:19am - 4838 days | #32 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Familiar, yes, but not familiar enough, fortunately. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-23-11 01:50pm - 4838 days | #30 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
52. You get into an argument with an actual porn star. She says, "You can kiss my ass," and you immediately respond, "Really?" in an eager tone. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-21-11 06:03pm - 4840 days | #12 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Yeah, Sasha's not a blond. That's the bottom line. It's not as bad as fake tits, but it still makes her a bit "Undun." You know, like that Guess Who song about the girl who had a really bad acid trip. Although in this case, the girl IS the acid trip. And is that Overdun? Eh .... Gee, it's getting cooler outside and already I'm getting Wittyguy-inspired paranoia. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-21-11 02:53pm - 4840 days | #29 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Nah, for me the only things enjoyable by candle light are food and sex. So I just close my eyes and replay, from memory, some favorite scenes of Jenna Haze or Breanne Benson. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-20-11 04:38pm - 4841 days | #26 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Boy, I HATE IT when the power goes out! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-20-11 04:31pm - 4841 days | #10 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Oh, yes. Sorry, I was going off on a tangent ("in tangent," perhaps?) Yes, those girls really do undergo a transformation from dowdy, plain-Jane (or "Yana," for that matter) to a coiffed, permed, spermed coquette with too much make-up (or is that "cake-up"?). And Sasha is a pretty good example. I couldn't believe it when I saw her all blonded up! Plus, Sasha doesn't change her name that often. That, I think, is another sign of porno preeminence. She's hot and recognizable enough to have a name we can actually keep associating with her from one web site to another! Another example is Silvie Deluxe. I couldn't believe how much hardcore Russian site stuff she'd done before she started showing up at sites like MCNudes, Hegre-Art, and DDF. But she doesn't usually "doll up" that much. She looks fine without it. And then there's Kitty Jane ... Whatever happened to her? She's awesome! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Sep 21, 2011, 06:30am | |
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09-19-11 12:34pm - 4842 days | #5 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
"Top Nudge" sounds like a Freudian slip, as in "nudging off her top." So Denner, that means that you're better at English than you think! One Top Bun favorite of mine is Hannelie at FemJoy (or Zhanna B at Met-Art). I think she's just lovely, but I've discovered that she has an alter-ego, Lotus, which has been very, very naughty at some of those hardcore Russian sites such as Tricky Massage. Now, as to which came first, I do not know. Or could they have been "in tandem"? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-18-11 07:16am - 4844 days | #19 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hilarious! 32. You're getting your car washed by girls in thong bikinis, and you think, "Gee, I wish they'd hurry up so I can get back to my computer!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-17-11 12:02pm - 4844 days | #16 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
That was funny! 26. You've bookmarked Khan's abracadabra thread, but you have so many other porn bookmarks that you can no longer find it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Sep 17, 2011, 12:07pm | |
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09-17-11 08:37am - 4845 days | #11 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
19) You're one of those people who knows that a rainbow party has nothing to do with Jesse Jackson. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-17-11 03:58am - 4845 days | #9 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
In my imagination, I can just hear him say something like "Everyone has their personal favorites, but if you ask me, the best whores are in Hamburg." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-16-11 02:43pm - 4845 days | #5 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
15 - You see a sign for an ATM machine and for a fleeting moment you think, "They got a machine for that?" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-15-11 10:19am - 4847 days | #7 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Welcome back, Cybertoad! And to answer your question: About 768 pixels. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-12-11 12:54pm - 4849 days | #4 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
If it were me, I'd jump for Joy a week from this Onsdag! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-03-11 09:55am - 4859 days | #11 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Oh, yes, I just saw her recently at Aziani. So cute! Those baby blues! I think that Sandy (Zsanett Egerhazy) looks nice with her job, too. They actually do look natural. I suspect that she was very discriminating in selecting a specialist for that. You know, if the average boob job really DID look natural, I guess I wouldn't mind, but they don't! And I'd love Sandy just as much if she'd kept herself "as is." Now I'm remembering Black Angelika. Tissue please ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-03-11 09:45am - 4859 days | #9 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
How's about a "Janine Lindemulder," the drink with a disgusting rainbow swirl of mixed up colors? LOL Somehow she came to mind. Has done a lot at the Earl Miller site. But I even found an old DigitalDreamgirls set of her in my stash shot BEFORE the ratty tats went all over her arms and back. She looked ... BETTER THAT WAY. Well, I'll admit, very grudgingly, that I'll keep on truckin' for Monique Alexander and Breanne Benson, but not because of those tats! IN SPITE OF THEM! Keep the Sharpies away from those girls before they start getting new ideas! I know what you mean about the lips, too. First that comes to my mind is (you can probably guess) Aletta Ocean, who is now but a distant shore from her former natural beauty. Once she was a lovely, fresh flower, but now ... ewwwhhhh. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Sep 03, 2011, 09:56am | |
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09-02-11 11:45pm - 4859 days | #6 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've also been lamenting the "Boobification" of the lovelies you've mentioned. I used to sit bolt upright every time I came across new material of Rebecca Linares. My first real exposure to her was in some 1024 pixel photo set from KarupsPC, just nude posing, and I was simply awed. Now I shirk a bit at the site of a thumb of her, asking myself, "Will the boobs bother me? They were disturbing the last time." Whoever it is that pressures these girls to fix their unbroken chesty charms apparently has more power over them than us lil' guys down here at the porn shop at the edge of town. By now, that much can certainly be said. And whoever it is certainly is a real asshole. Rearadmiral, maybe we should come up with drinks with nice, silicone-free names like "The Malena Morgan" or "The Lorena Garcia." Knock down a few of those and you'll feel better. And as you sip, enjoy the view of those girls who've not had their looks crushed under the weight of the fucking industry. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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09-01-11 11:53am - 4860 days | #8 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
MPL Studios has all-natural models being themselves, and it's nice they way they are! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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08-31-11 09:18pm - 4861 days | #21 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, if you think of porn as a drug, and that's something worth considering, then maybe there should be a drug interaction warning on the containers of those meds! Or even at the sites! LOL I can just hear what the TV would sound like: "Don't mix with BGG or BBG or especially BDSM." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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08-30-11 03:28pm - 4862 days | #9 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
But only the Irish can really convincingly say, "Feckin' Eejit." I like that. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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08-30-11 03:26pm - 4862 days | #2 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I remember a line from the Aerosmith song, "Sweet Emotion": "My get up 'n go musta got up and went." I figure if Stevie Tyler had that problem occasionally, at that younger age, we all have at times. May this fall be your impeding spring, Messmer! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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08-30-11 06:39am - 4863 days | #4 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hey, Pat, I'm curious. Just how widespread is the sentence-final "eh?" in Canada? I've known Canadians who've used it, and remember seeing a Canadian movie in which a 12-something youngster was using it often (and it wasn't a comedy). There are even people of northern Vermont I've heard use it. But watching a 2-hour documentary of the power trio Rush, I don't believe they "eh'd" even once. Has Burton Cummings ever "eh'd"? I wouldn't know. Michael J. Fox? Peter North? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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08-30-11 06:24am - 4863 days | #5 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
We need our work. It's an essential part of what makes life fulfilling. So good luck, Mbaya! I always enjoy reading the stuff you write here. It's quality material. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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08-29-11 04:48pm - 4863 days | Original Post - #1 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Congratulations, Pat362, you've made it into the PU elite, la creme de la creme, reaching the coveted 5 spot! I used to occupy this perch, but lately I've been too lazy to maintain my status. First Denner surpassed me, and now Pat362 has brought even more news to the town square of Pornsburgh. But as Stuart Smalley might say, "That's ... O-kay." Let's hear it for Pat362, who has labored so long and hard for us! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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08-28-11 07:21pm - 4864 days | #22 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
It's time for the after-storm cleanup, and some really fresh, dirty porno! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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08-26-11 05:08pm - 4866 days | #15 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Yes, Graymane, keep that plywood fastened good! This storm is moving up and inland at force in eastern US areas that aren't used to hurricanes. All we can do is hope for the best and be ready for the worst! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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08-23-11 06:25pm - 4869 days | #13 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
The Century Mark for Atrapat! Congratulations! BTW, how did you come up with your moniker? What does it mean? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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08-21-11 03:46pm - 4871 days | #15 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Somehow it makes me think of that Woody Allen movie Sleeper and the woman who was actually getting a Ph.D in Oral Sex. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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