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12-16-11  06:58am - 4755 days #19
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Thanks all - we need some good ones/jokes for the X-mass days to spread around - though at my age I forget most...

But this one I remember (maybe a classic):

A guy walks into a bar. He is BIG, really big, gigantic shoulders ect.
But his head is tiny, tiny - very small.
The bartenders looks at him, but says nothing. The giant orders a drink, and then another - and the bartender keeps looking at him, so the giant finally says:
- I know, I know. The other day I was walking along the beach and found this bottle. I took off the cork and out of the bottle came this incredible gorgeous woman, maybe the sexiest I've ever seen.
- She says: Master I'll grant you one wish for setting me free..
And the giant says: Oh,oh,oh...I want to fuck you here and now.
The Woman says: - No, I cannot do that...
The Giant: - Then, can I just have a little head? - BING!


That joke sure gets around. My father told me that one something like 20 years ago. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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12-15-11  09:14am - 4756 days #15
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Location: USA 		Here's one in the spirit of the stuff BadMrFrosty posted.

Two gay men decide to get married, or at least play the roles. One plays the wife, who takes care of the housework; the other plays the breadwinning husband.

Their first weekday morning, the wife goes to the kitchen and makes breakfast. The husband takes a shower and dresses in a business suit, then goes downstairs and eats the breakfast the wife made. Then he heads off for work.

He's almost out the driveway when he realizes he'd forgotten his briefcase, which he'd left up in the bedroom, so he goes back in to retrieve it.

When he enters the bedroom, he sees the wife sitting on the bed, jacking off into a condom.

He asks the wife, "What the hell are you doing?"

The wife answers, "I'm packing your lunch." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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12-14-11  02:31pm - 4757 days #8
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Location: USA 		Whoa, that's puttin' the mettle to the petals. I like the looks of the Kitty Jane stuff. Goodness gracious!

And let's not forget "Bang Bus" or "Van Poontang" (a potential Dutch/Thai version) or whatever it's called. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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12-12-11  07:38pm - 4758 days #26
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Location: USA 		I don't even use them to listen to it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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12-11-11  07:38pm - 4759 days #10
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Location: USA 		There are two very separate points I'd like to address.

The first is the niche-dearth that jberryl69 has experienced. I've had a similar one with ass sites. The best one is In The Crack (great photography, excellent babes). But as my tastes go, it doesn't do ass nearly as well as stuff you see at other sites (ATK Galleria, for example).

It seems to me personally that the niche is being catered to, just not the customer.

The second point is about the abuse of the models, which I cannot stand. If studios are finally moving away from that, so much the better. To me, sex is about affection, and abuse simply has no place with it. They're like water and oil.

Well, to each their own? No. I'm not going to be politically correct and "tolerant" about those who like seeing women abused or like doing it themselves. They're sick. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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12-11-11  07:22pm - 4759 days #23
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


I few questions you may not have heard !
I know I am confused.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?

Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Getting back to the point (insert "On Topic" gif here), I think a lot of these questions would be amusing as captions for the type of nude art photos that show the girl looking pensively off into the distance. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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12-09-11  03:28pm - 4762 days #11
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The average penis is 6.8 inches in length.

The average vagina has a depth of 9.1 inches




So





On the island of Manhattan, there is 1,342 miles of unused vagina


No wonder they monologue there. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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12-08-11  05:50pm - 4762 days #424
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Location: USA 		Here's a new one: FeverModels. Looks like they've just gotten started, but they seem to have exclusive photos of girls like Iveta B, Jana Mala, Monika Vesela, Radka Novokova (long time no see!), and even Marketa Belonoha!

(Some of the names are different than what I listed, but that's why I'm called Ze Dwoolah.) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited by Staff on Dec 12, 2011, 06:46am (Khan: corrected link)
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12-08-11  03:51pm - 4762 days #5
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Location: USA 		Wittyguy's advice is almost as good as his yearly PU awards. And if you're fortunate enough, you might also get with a card company that is vigilant about security. Seems that anything that smacks of irregular activity on the card I use gets flagged right away and the charge is denied, which usually isn't a problem as I rarely stray from my well-established habits.

Of course, it's not a 100% solution.

I've had flaky card companies before, but they're long gone now.

Bummer that it's a debit card, 'cause that could really clean you out.

And BTW, anyone who thinks it's porn sites that lead to fraudulent charges has never taken a car in for annual state inspection. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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12-08-11  09:45am - 4763 days #8
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Location: USA 		The Santa suit is fine as long as it's not too close to the source of the concept ("BBW"). I've got an old Santa suit set of Sophie Paris and Divinity Love from Hegre-Art that I think is a real turn on. Jana Cova, Lizzie Ryan, Belinda/Rose, etc. can don the gay apparel and it will be just fine with me.

And here's a slighty off-topic question: What do people think of the hardcore stuff with Santa Claus making the hot totty with the porn stars? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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12-07-11  02:31pm - 4764 days #2
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Porn Users, home of the custom-fit, plastic-covered keyboard

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Porn Users, Say "Hello" to My Lil' Friend! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Dec 18, 2011, 05:51am
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12-05-11  03:47pm - 4766 days #4
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Location: USA 		Well, maybe that will keep some of the babes from getting boob jobs if they can just be done CGI-style.

They can even add a third one now! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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12-03-11  10:30pm - 4767 days #17
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Ho,ho,ho - Jeny Baby has canceled her "Copenhagen Tour" - so munch for nothing.
http://www.mansiongirls.dk/vagtplan.php

Still we've had some fine inputs here - and among others some advise/support - thanks, guys!


Aha! The old bait and switch.

Or is that jail bait who gets off on a switch?

Anyway, no need to feel bad and delve into compulsive eating over it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Dec 04, 2011, 02:14am
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11-29-11  04:55pm - 4771 days #7
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Location: USA 		Wow. I wish I were European! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-26-11  03:15pm - 4775 days #29
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I think Mae is really cute and she has potential but she posted that she was quitting porn a couple of months back and then changed her mind so it's hard to tell if she'll really stick with porn long term.


Well, seems that Mae and I are on the same wavelength, be it sine, sawtooth, or otherwise. We're undecided!

But for different reasons, probably. Hers: The old "I might quit (PAY ME MORE MONEY!)" bit, perhaps. Mine: Well, actually I HAVE decided: She can quit for sure now if she wants to and still get the vote. Fuckin' eh, she's done enough to earn a "Best Newcomer Attagirl" badge, after all.

Then she can use that to tweak up her fees. See how it's all working out?

Thanks for the scoops on Mae and also Tiffany, who should drop that turd, btw. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Nov 26, 2011, 03:52pm
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11-26-11  09:15am - 4775 days #4
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Location: USA 		Time to break out another box of tissues -- to cry into, mind you!

I feel sorry for her that she's doing such things. She's becoming the Black Sea to Aletta's Ocean!

SOB!! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-25-11  10:16pm - 4775 days #26
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Location: USA 		From what Atrapat was saying above about Tiffany Thompson, maybe she needs to deal with "first fame syndrome" and, you know, examine the relationship.

Hey, though, what about Mae Meyers? She's new, she's cute, and she's adorable! I've got a nice pile of stuff of her nude posing from the ATK sites.

Plus she's done like 29 porn scenes so far at least, including blow jobs, GGB, double-team (BBG), and interracial (one black, one Japanese). She's certainly one of the best newco ...

Well, wait. Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself. You know, I'd like to see her do more porn before I make up my mind. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-25-11  01:49pm - 4776 days #22
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Originally Posted by messmer:


I know, Drooler. I was tempted to do that but then thought that might be cheating.


Here: Tiffany Thompson

Just look her up and if you don't go "OMG!" it will be considered cheating. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-24-11  04:51pm - 4776 days #13
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Did you see the conditions for entering the new contest: Name your favorite new model. How about those of us who don't know the names of most models? I'll have to sit that one out! I do know the names of SOME established pornstars but the scenes they are in and what they wear has always been more important to me than their names.


Hey Messmer,
Just pick a name from this thread and use that.

Simple! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-24-11  03:43am - 4777 days #9
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Location: USA 		Barbara Eden in I Dream of Jeanie was quite a sight, even with the loose, opaque leggings. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-23-11  03:19pm - 4778 days #9
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Location: USA 		Angel Hott, Bernice, Tess Lyndon, Hayden Hawkins, Jessica Lynn (of ATK Petites, etc.), Kiki (of Hegre) Malvina (of FemJoy), Chanel Rae, Sensi Pearl, Rilee Marks, and Carina of MC-Nudes are among my personal favorites coming out in 2011.

Tess Lyndon's face is similar to a former girlfriend's, and it's a plus, fortunately.

And special mention goes to Divina A at Met-Art, one of the sexiest models ever!

Yet certainly, imho, the awesomest new model in 2011 is Tiffany Thompson! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Nov 23, 2011, 03:48pm
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11-21-11  05:51pm - 4779 days #11
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Location: USA 		I think at a fairly early point in the story it was when mammals started smelling each others' butts.

But seriously (yeah, sure) the forerunners were Playboy and then all of the other skin mags (not that Playboy is just a skin mag; depends on whose hands its in). And with that and the pill and Ensalen and feminism, etc., the sexual revolution.

It took awhile for the porn part of it to permeate the enormous dark side of society and to become less taboo. Now these days, being a female porn performer does not carry the stigma that it used to, and that's one significant form of women's liberation. (Sorry to all of the ball-busters who cloak their hatred of men as a worthy social cause.)

And technology carried it right along. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-21-11  04:45pm - 4779 days #38
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Location: USA 		Hey y'all, we forgot Laugh-In and the Smothers Brothers! Those were the days when you could litmus-test corporate power right in front of everyone! The Smothers Brothers was the highest rated show in its slot when it got pulled off the air. The material was getting a little too candid for comfort, to say the least. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-20-11  05:13pm - 4780 days #33
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Location: USA 		Judd For the Defense. I loved watching him irritate the judge in every episode. He'd get really worked up about his cases.

The Untouchables: Robert Stack vs. Frank Nitty, again and again. Quite different from the movie with Kostner dropping him off that rooftop -- SPLAT!

Some of the other shows mentioned by others do still show up on cable channels.

But not Mannix. I watched that every night it was on when I was a kid. Something like 4 fistfights in every episode! Then Mad Magazine did a cartoon spoof called "Manic." At the end of it, someone asks him how he keeps his looks considering all of the punishment his face gets. Then he pulls off his face (a mask) to reveal what he really looks like. Hilarious! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Nov 20, 2011, 05:17pm
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11-19-11  06:06am - 4782 days #36
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I don't know if she mostly sticks to brunette or dark hair now but she has a lot of content with blond hair. Most of her older content is with blond hair.


Older content doing hardcore porn, yes, but her natural color is black, which I prefer. Breanne hit the nude modeling scene around 2004. She was doing quite a lot (no HC) earlier on without the fake blondness. And she looked GREAT then, too! Stuff used to be at ATK Galleria (maybe now at ATK Archives?) and ATK Exotics. Also, Digital Desire, Matts Models, and what used to be MatrixNudes (have a set of her with Avery Adams). And ALS Angels, with some scenes already reduxed (expanded) recently.

Anyway, she's one of the most attractive and magnetic nude models/porn stars ever, IMHO.

Another model I'd like to see EVEN more of is Chikita. She's really come into her own, looks better than ever and is doing really well relating to the camera these days. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-17-11  05:33pm - 4783 days #68
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Location: USA 		Well, I hate holiday advertising, and it has started, so here's a Christmas joke as antidote:

A man wants to buy a special, unusual gift for his wife. He goes to a pet store and asks the owner, who shows him a bird in a cage.

"His name is Chet. And he sings Christmas songs!" The owner demonstrates by igniting a lighter under Chet's right foot. Chet begins to sing "Jingle Bells."

Very impressed, the man buys the bird and takes it home to his wife.

"Hold the lighter under his right foot. He'll sing!"

And sure enough, Chet starts singing "Jingle Bells."

"What about under the left foot?" the wife wonders. She tries it out. Chet switches to "White Christmas."

"Wow! Hey, I wonder if he has a song for when the lighter is BETWEEN his legs." The wife gives it a try ...

The bird immediately begins to sing, "Chet's nuts roasting on a open fire ..." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-17-11  05:12pm - 4783 days #27
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Location: USA 		More all-natural models, sans tats, silitits, piercings, and those awful angel wings!

And more EUFRAT! And BREANNE BENSON! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-17-11  04:05pm - 4783 days #13
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Location: USA 		Personally, I love Interracial Anal Creampie and Pissing combined ...

But seriously, now, the "interracial" concept is a sign of the current times, and as others have noted, the "sensation" this is supposed to cause (or not) varies from place to place.

It sure wouldn't have gone over as well 40 years ago, and not just on the race part, needless to say.

So progress has been made, on multiple fronts ... and backs!

Maybe we'll eventually get to the point where it will just be "Anal Creampie and Pissing." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-13-11  01:53pm - 4788 days #18
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If its eide it could be a bad/loose cable (as both drives could be on the same cable), but I agree that seems like it would be an unlikely odd coincidence - unless you smacked the computer a few times out of frustration with QT (which would be understandable). I'm sure you probably have extra ones laying around if you hoard that kind of crap like I do, it might be worth a try (also try hooking them up one at a time if they were on the same cable - make sure to adjust the jumper if they aren't on cable select - or setting one up as slave to the HD if you can).

Good luck, I can't believe you still have a CD-RW drive - how old is this computer?


It'll be seven years old in a couple of months. (I guess the itch is starting just a bit early.) But hey, I have my CDs to play on it, to get some tunes going for porno time and all ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-13-11  12:16pm - 4788 days #15
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My opinion is that the situation has not been fully disclosed because there's more, a lot more, that we don't really know yet.

For example, is it possible that JoePa played by the rules and reported the matter to the police and the police, who are for all intents and purposes, part of the University, covered it up?

I really suspect there's a whole lot of rot under the surface that has yet to be disclosed and that Paterno is simply the sacrificial lamb. Why else was the University President fired?


This is how conspiracy theories are born ...

But who knows? You may be right ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-12-11  04:00pm - 4788 days #10
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Sexual abuse is not restricted to College Football. Actually, the way I read it, the offenses weren't even committed in College but in a group started by the abuser to "help" troubled youth. How ironic and sad. But the sad truth is wherever there are churches with youth groups, scouts, junior sports teams etc. there will be the predators. One of my earliest recollections, way back in the late forties, is that of my scout leader shooting himself at the Swiss/German border when he was about to be arrested for homosexuality and pedophilia. In those days both were illegal. He never touched me but the lives of others were severely effected by his actions.


I had a Boy Scout leader who was a pedophile. He didn't get to me, but I was warned away at an early stage. But once I was molested, in everyone's plain view, at a barber shop. I was just a kid, already emotionally upset at the moment, when it happened. The guy was acting as if he was comforting me and then he took advantage. It was brief, but shocking, and quite deliberate. And the worse still, no one did a thing about it. They just looked the other way.

Fortunately, it didn't leave me in the kind of long-term pain felt by those who've had it far worse. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-12-11  03:49pm - 4788 days #16
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Hi Drooler, hmm well that tells us something.
( by the way I was a software tech for 20 years
and have a degree in computer science just in case your wondered if I was steering you wrong LOL)

Ok there is good news and bad.

Your bios has nothing to do with windows, the fact quicktime seemed to have messed up your drive is not connected to this problem.
If your drive was there before upgrading wont change it.
There are two or three options at this.

1. you got a computer virus that effected your bios ( very rare)

2. A cable or something fell off the drive.

3. Your cd controller went bad .

You may already know this Drooler but when you boot the pc looks at the mother board and identifies everything hooked to it. Ram, keyboard, mouse video card and some even tell temperature too and of course drives. This is the first check point of hardware, if it doesn't read here it wont elsewhere unless its a USB drive.

I would try one thing if you are able to.
I would try pulling the battery on the mother board and replace it. Often times this can be the problem as in some bios setups it is not default to look for the cdrom.
so if the battery is low or bad it might lose memory upon reboot.

If you have not ever replaced a battery let me know and I can walk you through the safe way.

But first I would check cables two and from the power supply and drive and if there are extra ones in the pc try a different cable.
Sorry for the delay getting back.


Thanks, CT. No need to apologize, btw. I appreciate the time you're putting in to my problem. (And thanks to Slutty as well.) I've been slow to get back until this weekend myself.

I'll have to check the power and data cables at this point, I'm sure. The thing's long past warranty, so what the hay.

I doubt the battery's gone, 'cause I did cut all power to the unit once and the clock stayed accurate. In my time, I've had 2-3 Macs that had dead batteries (with the year going back to 1913 and all that), and I replaced them, so with this current unit it shouldn't be anything Greek Rocket Science.

Thanks again! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-12-11  07:49am - 4789 days #5
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Location: USA 		If you've never seen it, the indie film Buffalo 66 is a good story about fandom gone berserk, in a chaos-theory sort of way: Star quarterback deliberately messes up play (for pay), causing championship loss and awful consequences for one young male whose parents go crazy after seeing the game on TV. I won't reveal any more, but I thought it was a good story, off the beaten Hollywood path.

But I was thinking similar things to what Turboshaft was asking about. (Laughs to self about the name "Turboshaft" and "Slutty," too. And "Drooler" as well).

Anyway, the outcry over the firing of a coach who didn't do the right thing when a pedophile he knew was abusing young boys doesn't in the least lower my esteem for my fellow humans.

It's low enough already. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-12-11  02:31am - 4789 days #14
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Originally Posted by slutty:


Drooler,

Quicktime blows, it is perhaps even worse than WMP if that is possible. Not sure why it would have messed up your drive when you tried to install it. I always thought the BIOS would autodetect the drive if it was there provided you didn't have a screwed up jumper or something (which I assume you didn't change). May be a dead drive or bad cable?


I've never even opened the box on this computer. And two drives, both the CD-RW and the DVD-ROM, went kaput at the same time. That's why a bad cable or jumper seem very unlikely. Both worked fine until immediately after I used Add/Remove programs to uninstall pesky Quicktime and its close download companion, iTunes. (Just got tired of spending so much time with slow, slow updates for crappy QT.) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-11-11  02:35pm - 4790 days #9
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Location: USA 		After all of the pointless early-run circus acts, voters tend to choose a candidate who at least appears to be sane. It helps to have a running mate who is also, by all appearances, in charge of his or her own marbles.

I think Romney has the best shot at it overall at this point, regardless of what the polls say about Cain.

People are really fed up with the government and those whose shenanigans have thwarted attempts at progress toward reducing the deficit and assuring us of economic stability, which means that bad, bad word, "regulation."

Probably the one thing that would most make Obama's first term his only one would be the bailouts of financial institutions. But we'll have to see how it all shakes down as next November approaches. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-11-11  02:23pm - 4790 days #12
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


Have you checked the bios to see if it shows up on the list of drives there?
Restart the pc and when the dell logo shows keep pressing F2 until the message Entering Setup appears.
Depending on your dell you should be able to look up the drives in there.

Warning when you exit setup, exit without saving that way if you accidentally hit a wrong setting it wont matter. Were just trying to find out if your pc does not see the CD or windows doesn't. we don't want to change anything.

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Today I finally checked the BIOS, and no, the drives don't show up, not in the devices list and not in the boot sequence.

Should I update the BIOS?

Thanks for your help! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-10-11  03:10pm - 4791 days #9
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Location: USA 		An old man, around 85, is sitting on a park bench. He's crying his eyes out.

A younger man approaches, and says, "You're really distraught! What's the matter?"

The old man replies, "I've got a beautiful young woman at home. She's the best thing that's ever happened to me. I take my Viagra and we have the most wonderful sex. She's so sweet and caring. I just love her!"

The younger man, very surprised, says, "Well, it's sounds like you live a life most men only dream of, especially men of your age. So why all the tears?"

The elderly man resumes sobbing. In between a couple of gasps, he cries out, "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-09-11  05:09pm - 4791 days #79
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Originally Posted by otoh:


What the world of online smut really needs is a site depicting somebody in a giant panda outfit having sex with nubile young ladies.

Oh, hang on...


Reminds me of Boner Bunny -- a similar theme, but with less risk to the survival of the species. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-09-11  04:24pm - 4791 days #4
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Location: USA 		It's time to switch back to paper milk cartons, so pictures of Missing Mary can be posted on them. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-09-11  02:42pm - 4792 days #10
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Originally Posted by Cybertoad:


It sounds like possibly the file association changed, do you see the drive in my computer and the cd-rom just isn't reading the files. Or is the drive absent completely in your listings?

CT


I think this was to me and not Denner, so here goes.

The driver is installed for the internal CD-RW (not a ROM after wall). I uninstalled it and reinstalled through the device manager from the system control panel. I rebooted. The result is always the same: It does NOT show up in My Computer. The device manager continues to say there is a problem with it, but all solutions offered there do not change anything. The device does show up in the "tree" in device manager, and its icon has a little yellow oval with a black "!" in it -- meaning something's wrong.

I also went to the trouble of redownloading and reinstalling the firmware for the CD-RW (Dell support site). Numerous reboots later, there's no change.

And all of the above are also true of the internal DVD-ROM, BTW, which also went into a post-QT-uninstall coma.

I'm completely at a loss of what to do. Should I cut all power to the unit (unplug the cord) and see if that does it? Will try anything now.

I'll feed the computer Spaghettios if that helps. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-09-11  02:54am - 4792 days #7
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Location: USA 		Hey Denner!

My advice needs an update. DO NOT INSTALL QUICKTIME!

Yesterday, after a ridiculously prolonged wait for SLOWTIME to download and install its latest upgrade, I decided enough was enough and after a reboot, I uninstalled it and iTunes as well.

The result? My computer can't recognize the CD -Rom. Why, I don't know, but I'm pissed off as hell having to figure out how to fix this bullshit.

So forget Qu... Slowtime. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-09-11  02:19am - 4792 days #15
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Location: USA 		Have you seen Brie Turner? Very sexy blond with a naturally healthy relationship with the camera. And she's got freckles, plus no/few tats and no tit packs. Very nicely swollen nipples, too. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-08-11  11:15am - 4793 days #6
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Location: USA 		They've got adult bookstores and movie theatres in Indianapolis. You'll just have to buy local. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-06-11  04:29pm - 4794 days #16
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Location: USA 		My answer to the question is simply this: Jenna Haze! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-06-11  04:13pm - 4794 days #12
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Location: USA 		Well, funny, but it's true that Faye Reagan was the first freckled girl to come to mind for me as well. I guess she's the Uberfreckled Fraulein.

There's also Marie McCray, Elle Alexandra, the Hungarian Nikita, and of course, Heather Carolin (2nd mention here).

And we should not forget, from days gone by, the super sexy Allisa and naughty Sarah/Nadine. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Nov 06, 2011, 04:25pm
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11-05-11  04:45pm - 4796 days #3
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Location: USA 		Looks like the patina got took to da clean-ah! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-03-11  05:05pm - 4797 days #10
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Location: USA 		Ah, mail fraud in cyberspace. Kinda ironic, dontcha think? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-03-11  05:02pm - 4797 days #9
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Location: USA 		No, you're not asking too much for the photos to be in larger dimensions than 968x1300. Lots of sites have gone higher. I'd say that 1600px long end is the least they should be these days.

Of course, it's subjective, as Ed pointed out above.

It's a shame that some even NEWER sites are stuck at 1200 and go no further. Or Sandy Westgate's site, which is around 1350 or so if memory serves. She's a hot babe, but ...

We're out of the dialup days, pretty much, aren't we? And if I sound like a spoiled prissy-pants, it's the many good sites that have spoiled me, so you can eat my shorts! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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Originally Posted by messmer:


^ As an outsider I am even more appalled that a partially revealed breast should have become an issue and evoked such a large fine in the first place. So strange, the U.S. Porn industry is the largest and most productive in the world yet, in prime time, you can't even show a shielded nipple lest a child be corrupted.

Yet, as I've stated many times before, for some reason real world violence, including the sight of dead bodies is okay ... even when the children are still awake.

As to the speed of the judges' decision, Canada is not much better. Here, too, the windmills of justice turn with agonizing slowness. It is not unusual to see present day trials in connection with offenses that are three or more years old.


The exposed breast would frighten the child because it doesn't look like the nipple of the formula bottle that was used to feed corporate coffers and compromise his immune system. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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11-01-11  03:26pm - 4800 days #26
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Location: USA 		I'm wondering about Emma Mae, the blond girl from Hawaii with the tatoos and the 110 lbs at 5'8". Did she quit for good?

I looked around the net a bit; couldn't find anything definite on that. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.
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