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| 08-23-09 05:56am - 5600 days | #28 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hey badandy400, I really like your new avatar, the "New Folder." It says a lot. I'd say it's poetic. I find myself making quite a few new folders in not much time. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-23-09 05:35am - 5600 days | #119 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Here's another one of those "babe list" sites like SportyOne or Eurobabeindex: Girls Index! Has lots of listings of babes and where they can be found on paysites. Sometimes they duplicate the same babe because the listings come from registered members, so it's not quite as concisely organized as the above-mentioned two. Still worth a look. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-21-09 02:46am - 5602 days | #24 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Gay? Well, the idea never crossed my mind. ;) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-20-09 05:36pm - 5602 days | #17 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Oh, I'm not quite so sure about that ... if I may be so bold ... I'm working my way down Geezer Lane, but MILF sites don't appeal to me. The women aren't fresh and young enough! I'll bet my vasectomy that MILF sites excite the younger, Oedipally excitable crowd. I mean, us older dudes won't even call those birds "Moms I'd Like to Fuck." To us, they're just birds or something like that. Some of us are Dads, anyway. And isn't it about time for DILFs? It's just not fair! (BTW, I've not had a vasectomy but just tossed that in for "effect.") I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-19-09 04:20pm - 5603 days | #13 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I know I REALLY dating myself here, but Ann Margaret must be mentioned! To me, she's Female Power! Not only in looks, but in having the right attitude and her heart in the right place. She got tagged as a sex symbol, but she's certainly a lot more than that as an actress, dancer, and singer. She's got this look in her eyes that says: "I'm going to make things happen, and they're going to be good." And then there's Lesley-Anne Warren, who was not only extremely beautiful in her younger days but had this vulnerable look that just got to me. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-19-09 03:22am - 5604 days | #18 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I'm not taking issue with what you said; I'm glad you spoke up, too. But I will say generally that I don't bloody care if we who love pics are a "minority," as thousands of sites do have pics and many feature them as well. Pics have better overall image quality than videos anyway. So 'nuff said. It doesn't take much effort to get the available sizes of pics. Just open one, right click and choose "properties," and Bob's your freakin' uncle. And do it for the various available sizes. Then post the information where it is easily found in the review, just like the video info is. I really can't believe, after being a member of this site for 2.5+ years, that I still find myself having to explain such simple and obvious things. Good grief. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-18-09 12:49pm - 5604 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
The more things change, the more they stay the same, I say. Maggie's review of MySexyKittens is good because it tells you that the pic sizes go up to 2000px. But Duke's review of SpecialExamination just tells you that they are "large, high resolution" pics, which obviously lacks specifics and IS subjective because what's large to one person may or may not be to another. Hi-res in the TBP definition is a total width/height of 1800 pixels. So 900x900 would qualify? LOL. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-17-09 10:36am - 5606 days | #118 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I suppose it looks foolish replying to oneself, but I'm talkin' to you. 'kay? I did join Blond Stars, which is Russian fantasy girls for Japanese boys, and one dirty old man from America's heartland. The pics go up to 3000px or more, sometimes, but there's not much consistency on pic sizes from one update to the next. Didn't look at any vids. (Softcore vids are usually boooorrring! I'd just as soon watch water freeze.) But BE FOREWARNED, should you be tempted, the login on the site is Royal Pain in the A--! It keeps re-requesting. Of course, I have it on autofill. So I've got one hand on ctrl-w and the other on the mouse clicking the "OK" button -- kinda like a drum flam, in that order of action. Again and again!! Sometimes the site window closes; other times, I get in to the next page -- and THERE'S MORE of that LOGIN BOX!!! And then to the NEXT step in!! You have to fight like a motherfucker just to see these Russian girls show you what they got. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-16-09 10:25am - 5607 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Thanks, Khan. Funny how unexpected problems can sprout up. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-16-09 08:22am - 5607 days | #5 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Something's amiss, because I wrote a review of it here! It's listed on this page: https://www.pornusers.com/profile_activit...der=score&page=3 Scroll down to review number 63. Yet it has been delisted from here. I wonder why. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-16-09 08:15am - 5607 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Try this link: http://www.evasgarden.eu/ BTW, saw some interesting news at eurobabeindex that a photographer who used to do work for Teenrotica is now shooting for Eva's Garden. And he's Lizzy's boyfriend, too. (You know, that tall brown-haired girl?) Eva's Garden has been undergoing a redesign (2nd one, then). I'd actually joined (again) not too long ago and, not long after that, ccbill sent me a notice that the "billing failed" and that my access was terminated. That was a first. So I don't quite know what to make of it all. Guess I'll just wait awhile before delving in again. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-16-09 07:35am - 5607 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
OK. It's still today! ;) Here's one called "Slow Site," based on "Slow Ride" by Foghat. (Yo, Denner, we'll see if there's a generation gap now!) Slow Site Slow site, kinda cheesy REPEAT I'm in the mood The router's all right But it's not amusing This could take all night Slow site, kinda cheesy REPEAT Slowed down, went down, got to log on one more time The speed, only 14, kilobytes a second this damn time Whoa! I'm in the mood The router's all right But it's not amusing This could take all night (various repeated lines) Come on porn site Don't slow down on me Come on download Don't slow down Thumbs get X'd, Get X'd, Come on dammit! F5, still X'd! I know my setup is right You gotta drag all night? REPEAT TWO TIMES Whoa, drag all night Read this! My flamin' post! REPEAT THREE TIMES Oh, no, no! Slow site I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Aug 16, 2009, 07:47am | |
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| 08-16-09 07:31am - 5607 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
That's right, folks. This is an item that's been on my mind for some time. Submit your song parodies here! It should be nice to have some amusing, revamped tunes to play in our heads, or even sing a capella in front of our muted PCs, as we deal with things pornographic, both good and bad. Looking forward to everyone's contributions. And just to help wet the whistle -- if you'll pardon the expression -- I'll post one today myself. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Aug 16, 2009, 07:42am | |
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| 08-16-09 06:37am - 5607 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I don't think there's much. From what I've seen in poll results that address the question, there's never been any significant difference. This doesn't surprise me. For one thing, standards of beauty, from what I've read, are pretty much universal in space (cultures) as well as in time. People do vary in their porn tastes. Some like toy play; others, like me, don't. But I doubt that the "gap" distinguishes, say, Boomers from Gens X or Y. There might be a "degeneration gap." It takes a while to become a bona fide dirty old man. ;) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-14-09 11:30am - 5609 days | #117 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Thanks. One little FYI thing that might be interesting is that I did attempt to join it, but alas, it rejected my card. Told me to come back later. I might not. Maybe it was just a fluke, but who knows? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-13-09 03:34pm - 5609 days | #12 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Things look repetitive and boring when: 1. the person or people involved don't seem particularly thrilled themselves, and/or 2. the activity bores the user Just watched the latest video of Eufrat at FemJoy. She just couldn't contain her boredom. Walked down the steps, plopped down on her seat, and looked as if she was being read the machine code of the latest Windows update. Formula-driven content tends to bore, because it's so predictable. But not always! I like FuckedHard18 a lot, but it's a bloody bore for some people. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-11-09 02:36pm - 5611 days | #114 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Here's an interesting find: French Doll. Maybe you've seen her at Hegre-Art (Marlene), Nakedby, or some other site. This must be HER personal site, where she's Melanie. It's all in English, though billing is 10 Euros for a month. The cover page might freak you out. It did me. Well, she's into art; guess the art gets into her, too. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-10-09 01:26pm - 5612 days | #8 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
No, there's no "new" search engine. I've looked around for it just the same. I'm a subscriber now, as I said, so one can even pay for having the problem. ;) Perhaps the "Search Engine Contractor" is on summer holiday? On strike? Down with grippe? Out of creative alternatives for that admin usepass? Who knows? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-10-09 11:29am - 5613 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I'm currently subscribed to ATK Exotics, and it has the same kind of problem. If you search July 2009 for photosets, it only gives 20 results. Contrast that with June (126!). So it seems that they haven't been updating since early July. August is empty null as of yet. This is a problem for yours Truly-Drooly. I depend on that search engine to browse everything for an entire month. There was no where else that they had a complete, compiled list of all their niche material in one place. So I've been disappointed in this latest membership. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-08-09 10:54am - 5615 days | #112 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I love those "age verification" forms. ATK Galleria has that stuff, too. For a moment, I get to be 84 years old. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-08-09 10:49am - 5615 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Ferris Buellers Day Off was my favorite. I've watched it many times! It's a great comedy, and one that everyone who's been through high school can relate to. Plus, it's not a coming-of-age movie. Coming of age is a difficult and sometimes painful process; I want to be entertained when I watch a movie and not be reminded of my teenage angst, which was considerable. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-07-09 11:02pm - 5615 days | #18 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
OK. When I'm cynical, I'll try not to project it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-07-09 11:56am - 5616 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Yes, it's personality that seems to come through that gets me. There's a warmth, generosity, quiet confidence, and willingness. Maybe I'm just projecting the whole thing, but I don't care. You know, I've sounded that way before. I can vouch from experience that it's good way to set oneself up for an eventual divorce. ;) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-05-09 01:13pm - 5617 days | #4 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
She's at eurobabeindex as Gina Pearl. Hungarian, they say. Denner, you do have an instinct for the blond Euro-vixens! She's a real cutie pie! And she's appeared in "Cum on My Face 1." (The original is usually better than the sequels.) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-02-09 09:52am - 5621 days | #11 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
There's something about Reality Kings to be aware of. I just signed up through an email offer from them to get a month for $14.95. The billing processor is SBW ("securebillingworldwide"). There was a cross-sell, prechecked, on the signup page. I unchecked it. Then I went to my app for recording the transaction (always keep tabs), and when I returned to complete the billing, another pre-checked cross-sell was there, for a different site! So I unchecked that little bugger and proceeded. And I'll be checking with my credit card just to make sure that I didn't get duped just the same. So just watch it, folks. Frankly, I feel a bit disgusted about that. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 08-01-09 12:04pm - 5621 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Yes, I know. Well, I'm a member and I saw! That's something I like about Met-Art; they start the month with a little extra bang. And this month, it didn't put them behind a few hours as it sometimes does. I really liked the "Indiana" one, BTW. (Funny how they name this Russian girl after one of the most conservative states there is.) I meant a few more per month in addition to that, were they to drop the "bore-core" videography. And "bore-core" is a great little term that Ik2fireone and I have come with on this thread. Long live linguistic invention! Long live "bore-core!" What the fuck am I saying??? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Aug 01, 2009, 12:09pm | |
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| 08-01-09 07:01am - 5622 days | #5 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I agree that Met-Art is the best in its class. I've thought about this for some time. Even with the photos, Met-Art isn't perfect (e.g., still putting up garbage by Magoo and Pasha), but it's still the very best for softcore photos. And possibly the best for "bore-core" videos. ;) They should stop wasting their time and resources with the vids and just do what they do well: photos. (Maybe they could up the daily photo offerings to 5 galleries every once in a while?) And if people complain "no videos!" Well, TS to them. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-31-09 11:14am - 5623 days | #24 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Don't feel bad about that. I don't know how many people I've worked with who don't even know how to turn their computers on. And they don't think that's a problem, either! No, sirree! That's someone else's job, somehow. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-30-09 04:02pm - 5623 days | #12 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Sorry. I really don't mean to rain on anyone's parade, but as a rule I try to steer clear of little freeware programs. There are the exceptions, such as the DivX player and the not-so-little Firefox browser. However, my experiences with little freeware thingies has been pretty bad over the years. Conflicts, crashes, malware, oh my! All the way from the early '90's (the "sneaker net" phase) to the recent past this year. I used to have GIMP of the machine of this moment. Never was able to verify yes or no if that brought on a very prolonged and nasty sick leave for it with packed.generic.200 dishing out the afflictions, but that was really awful. So, as Daryl Hall once said, "I can't go for that." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-28-09 11:30am - 5626 days | #13 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Oh, you're too self-critical! Mine is that times about 4 or 5. It's kinda organized. Kinda. Like the rest of my life. Yours is pretty clean, IMHO. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-27-09 04:16pm - 5626 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
DRM? MeRD! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-27-09 03:14pm - 5626 days | #16 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, I'll toss in my bits on this: I prefer shaved, though, as I've said before, a little low-nap carpeting is fine by me. But to put a RagingBuddhist spin on it, shaping the shag into a Flying V, or a ES-335, for that matter, is a bit over the top. But now that I think of it, a Chapman Stick would probably be acceptable. Well, hell, next thing you know, they'll make a toy that looks like one. On to hair, as in from the scalp: I don't like short hair, generally speaking, but I don't like it flowing down all over Rapunzel's ass, either. To the shoulders short is OK. But not dyke short. There are few girls that I still like with hair that short. Demi, that athletic Czech girl, is one. She's amazing. Very, very nice ass, and a very sweet face. And eyes. Oh, yes. Uh, where was I ... ? Facials are stupid. They're as boring as one of those "Introducing the new (make and model of car)" commercials on TV. If I ever watch one, it's because I want to watch something that I think is stupid. Not terribly often. (Dr. Ruth Voice) "OK?" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jul 27, 2009, 03:21pm | |
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| 07-27-09 02:54pm - 5626 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Oh, OK. "Koi" as in "koibito" (lover, or literally "love person.") I'm really rusted out. Never was a very good speaker, or listener, for that matter, with things that went beyond the safe space of textbook Japanese. Sometimes I can get what they're talking about on a TV show (stuff that shows up on cable) or in a conversation (hanging around in a restaurant), but there are so many idiomatic forms that it's just as bad for me as listening to French. I learned to read and write the kana syllabaries fluently, and learned some kanji as well, but with that I was never better than a novice. And that was all many years ago. I'm not Japanese, FYI. You probably might have guessed, but then again, Cheech Marin wasn't a speaker of Spanish, either, at least if "Born in East LA" is truely autobiographical. Good luck with your ambitions to visit and possibly live in Japan! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-27-09 01:21pm - 5626 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Yeah, I do actually, though I'm poor with the idiom. I know that "ai" is love (probably), but the only "koi" I can remember were swimming in a garden pond. ;) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-27-09 12:44pm - 5626 days | #3 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Wow, you guys sure are the tidy types! I wouldn't dare post mine as it is a bit too personal for public consumption. And it's cluttered with apps, folders, and various ignore-me-now-forget-me-not items. There's no picture of a Japanese ai-do-ru or any "Koi Ai" kinda stuff. Need the space for my files and folders with names like "Credit Report CRAP," "EENteresTINK," and "Marina C Ohhh." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-26-09 02:46pm - 5627 days | #35 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've had it before with http://evelyn.glam0ur.com/site/, which includes clubsilviasaint, and with mypreciousvirgins. Both offered continuing memberships for $20 (which is $10 off) when I was cancelling them at ccbill, but when I checked them at ccbill later, the following months were back up to $30 per month. Well, myprecious is $29/month standard, actually. Twistys used to offer $10 per month continuing to get one to stick around, also through ccbill or epoch. Last time I'd tried though, they'd stopped that. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-26-09 04:04am - 5628 days | #10 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Even the definition of the "trial" runs about rather freely on the semantic range. Eva's Garden has a non-recurring 365-day option ($126.87), but also a $114.97 365-day "trial." It's like: "Tell you what. I'll take the 1-year trial and, if I find that I don't like the site after all, I'll cancel it within 360 days, y'know, just to play it safe." ;) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jul 26, 2009, 04:09am | |
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| 07-25-09 06:19pm - 5628 days | #4 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Wish I could help, but I've not been brave enough to try anything other than WMP, QT, and DivX -- the standard fare. Interesting topic, though. What I found out is that it will play the above formats and more, of course, plus streaming vids. It's most popular in South Korea, where the streaming ability is what really counts. (They have better bandwidth than we do in the States, I think.) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-25-09 03:02pm - 5628 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Probably the one I like best, from Playboy, has her in a sudsy white bathtub with candles around. EXTREMELY HOT. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-24-09 03:05am - 5630 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I think that's a rationale for it, but it's a higher price to pay for a little piece of mind. I'm sure the irony of that is not lost on any of us. Of course it makes the user wonder if there will be automatic rebilling if the recurring option is chosen. This is not usually spelled out in a way that is crystal clear. This lack of clarity might lead some to overcharge themselves. Suffice it to say that whether rebilling is recurring or not, the user should make a record of that and/or keep the emails, etc. Recurring billing can even happen with year-long memberships, such as to Penthouse and even MetArt. Here's a little trouble upfront that helps a great deal over time: Bookmark a site so that it reads, for example, "MetArt RECURS Jan. 5, 2010." That way, you'll have your reminder right where you need it with practically no digging through files to find it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-23-09 03:21pm - 5630 days | #4 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Does Kelly Monaco count? She was a Playmate, of the Year at that, but that's not porn, as some have argued. I always thought she was very lovely and sexy in an understated yet compelling way. And she was on a dance show on TV a few years ago. I don't know about now. And in her day, Juliet Prowse was very hot. She did song and dance. I was in my teens watching her on the tube and I was, well, impressed. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jul 23, 2009, 03:29pm | |
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| 07-23-09 03:12pm - 5630 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
My experience has been that I can join at the recurring rate and cancel in less than a month without penalty IF the billing company is ccbill, as it is for many sites. In such numerous cases, the non-recurring rate is -- how shall I put this? -- "BS." It's not always so, though. ALS Scan and ALS Angels, for example, really do mean it. I found that out the hard way. They were doing their own billing. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jul 26, 2009, 04:13am | |
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| 07-22-09 12:45pm - 5631 days | #23 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
The only things I'm not familiar with are Bill Hicks and "The Aristocats." To everything else you said, I say, "Yes, that's RIGHT!" Good insights into comedic work. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-21-09 05:16pm - 5632 days | #17 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
"and may be unable to be used for any internet purchases." Wow. Who wrote this little gem? Talk about tortured syntax! How about "and may become unusable for any internet purchases"? Wasn't so hard! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-20-09 02:56pm - 5633 days | #15 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Glad you mentioned Wayne Brady. He did a funny skit with Dave Chappelle in which he "resurrects" himself from that clean-cut image to something far more, er, "gangsta" I suppose you could say. He pimps and at one point, when a ho doesn't have the money he wants, he inquires thus: "Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?" It's on YouTube. I always liked Wayne Brady and he should get more recognition. He was certainly the most talented person on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" I'd suffer through the more mediocre performers to catch the next thing that Wayne would do. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-20-09 01:56pm - 5633 days | #11 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Oh, and let's not forget the Smothers Brothers. Their show getting cancelled even though it was popular was one of those little things that showed that whoever owned the media was not very pleased with their political commentary. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-20-09 02:06am - 5634 days | #5 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Oh, boy. This is a good topic. I'm just going to list a lot whom I like, even though some have passed on (God bless 'em): George Carlin (especially later material), Joan Rivers (a true master), Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Louis C.K., Joe Rogan (the "Tiger Sex" routine almost killed me), Lenny Bruce (devastating!), Jim Gaffligan (see the "Hot Pockets" routine! Also love his little "critic's voice" that he adds to his act -- "He's wearing his mother's blouse!"), and Frank Gorshin for his great impressions ... I also want to acknowledge Carol Burnett. Her TV show had some of the funniest comedy I'd ever seen. It was "clean fun," I suppose, but it touched on issues that a lot of people have. It lasted something like 11 seasons. I'd laugh so hard sometimes it hurt. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-19-09 04:59am - 5635 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Makes me wonder about prostitution for the blind. Is there any such thing where prostitution is legal? Maybe it wouldn't be that different, but I'd think a hooker who knew how to approach and satisfy a blind client might have some insight. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-18-09 01:15pm - 5635 days | #12 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Actually, the woman wasn't driving; her son was. As he was parking, the woman, who had the coffee cup between her legs, spilled coffee on her lap and later said that she got third degree burns from it. As for the settlement, I thought that the case was finally settled out of court for an undisclosed amount. I agree that it's a bit much to sue for something like that. Now we're all reminded every time we get coffee at a shop; the cup has a warning printed on it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 07-18-09 01:31am - 5636 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I have a question that might well be related to OneMan's "instant upsell" predicament. On the network that includes OnlyTease, they offer members to buy "fast tracks," which enable the user to get, ahead of the site posting schedule, access to photosets or vids that the user chooses. One can buy 10 fast tracks at a time. But how much are they? They don't say. So I haven't clicked the link to buy any, just in case there would be a double whammy of sticker shock and instant purchasing. Has anyone ever bought any and can say how much they were? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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