I NORMALLY USE TBP TO CHECK ON SPECIFIC SITES.
SITES I MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN JOINING.
SO I DON'T USE OR NORMALLY LOOK AT THE REST OF TBP SECTIONS, LIKE WHAT IS HOT OR WHAT IS NEW OR WHAT FITS INSIDE A CERTAIN CATEGORY.
I USE PU A LOT MORE.
READ MORE OF THE SECTIONS.
ESPECIALLY THE REVIEWS.
PU IS MOST OF MY PORN READING.
Current Member for over 1 year (at the time of review).
Pros:
NOTE: I AM USING CAP LETTERS, BECAUSE IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO READ AND WRITE.
-PART OF THE TEAM SKEET NETWORK. SO YOU GET ACCESS TO THE BASIC TEAM SKEET NETWORK WITH A SUBSCRIPTION TO BAD MILFS.
-PU DISCOUNTED MEMBERSHIP PRICE OF $17.87/MONTH (RECURRING).
-CAN USE PAYPAL OR EPOCH AS THE BILLING AGENTS. PAYPAL FOR EXTRA SECURITY FOR YOUR CREDIT CARD.
-SCENES APPEAR TO BE EXCLUSIVE TO THE SITE. HOWEVER, I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH EXPERIENCE WITH MILF PORN TO VERIFY THAT. I'VE HAD A LOT OF EXPERIENCE WITH TEEN PORN, BUT NOT MILF PORN. SO THESE SCENES ARE ALL NEW TO ME.
Cons:
-PRE-CHECKED CROSS-SALE ON JOIN PAGE.
-TEAM SKEET SPLITS THE NETWORK INTO A BASIC MEMBERSHIP, WHERE YOU GET ACCESS TO MOST OF THE SITES,
AND PREMIUM MEMBERSHIPS, WHERE YOU ONLY GET MEMBERSHIP TO A SINGLE PREMIUM SITE. I'M GUESSING THIS IS THE STRUCTURE, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER JOINED ANY OF THE PREMIUM SITES.
BUT IT IRRITATES ME WHEN I JOIN A NETWORK AND DO NOT GET ACCESS TO ALL THE SITES.
-ADS ON EVERY PAGE.
-SMALL SITE. ONLY 16 SCENES ON 2017-07-22.
-SLOW UPDATE RATE. 2 NEW SCENES ADDED PER MONTH.
-DECEPTIVE PREVIEW PAGE FOR THE SITE. THE PREVIEW PAGE SHOWS 54 NICE-SIZED THUMBNAILS FOR THE SCENES, SO YOU WOULD ASSUME THERE ARE AT LEAST 54 SCENES AT THE SITE. BUT THE SITE ONLY HAS 16 SCENES.
-PRE-CHECKED CROSS-SALE ON JOIN PAGE.
Bottom Line:
THE SITE THEME IS BAD MILFS. OLDER WOMEN (IN THEIR THIRTIES) LUSTING AFTER YOUNGER MEN. THE YOUNGER MEN COULD BE A NEIGHBOR, OR THEIR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND. SO THE MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) IS A BAD PERSON.
IN TODAY'S WORLD, AN OLDER WOMAN LUSTING AFTER A YOUNGER MAN IS NOT CONSIDERED BAD: SHE'S CONSIDERED HOT, OR LUCKY. OR SMART ENOUGH TO IGNORE THE OUTMODED MORALS OF AN EARLIER AGE.
WHEN DONALD TRUMP, OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF, ADMITS HE LUSTS AFTER YOUNGER WOMEN, HE IS SHOWING HE'S A MAN'S MAN, WHO DESERVES ALL THE PUSSY HE CAN GRAB.
ACTUALLY, THIS SITE TEACHES YOU THAT OLDER WOMEN HAVE A PLACE IN THE SEX LIVES OF THEIR DAUGHTERS OR STEP DAUGHTERS, TO ACT AS A MENTOR. AND THE OLDER WOMEN CAN SPICE UP THE SEX WITH A THREESOME INCLUDING THE (STEP)DAUGHTER AND A BOYFRIEND, WITH MAYBE A BIT OF LESBIAN SEX THROWN IN.
ONE OF THE REASONS I JOIN THESE PORN SITES IS TO LEARN THE CURRENT MORALITY OF THE USA.
SO MY PORN MEMBERSHIPS SHOULD BE A TAX DEDUCTION, SINCE IT'S MY CIVIC DUTY TO BE KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT ADULT MATERIALS IN MY COMMUNITY.
(JOKE)
BAD MILFS IS ONE OF THE NEWER SITES IN THE TEAM SKEET NETWORK.
THE EARLIEST SCENE IS DATED 2016-11-28.
SO ALL THE SCENES ARE AVAILABLE IN LOW, MEDIUM, HIGH AND HD (HD IS 720p) FOR STREAMING.
FOR DOWNLOADS, ALL THE SCENES ARE AVAILABLE IN LOW, MEDIUM, HIGH, AND HD (720p AND 1080p).
I BELIEVE THE NETWORK WOULD BE A BETTER BUY IF THEY ELIMINATED THE BAD MILFS SITE.
THE SCENES FEATURE A STUPID PLOT. THE PREVIEW PAGE IS DECEPTIVE. I WOULD NOT HAVE EXPECTED SUCH FALSE ADVERTISING FROM TEAM SKEET.
NORMALLY, I GIVE ANY SITE IN THE BASIC TEAM SKEET NETWORK A SCORE OF 85 OR HIGHER BECAUSE MEMBERSHIP IN ANY OF THE BASIC TEAM SKEET SITES GIVES YOU ACCESS TO THE TOTAL BASIC TEAM SKEET NETWORK
(BUT NOT TO THE PREMIUM SITES IN THE NETWORK).
HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF THE DECEPTIVE PREVIEW PAGE OF THE BAD MILFS, WHICH HAS 54 THUMBNAIL SCENES FOR A SITE THAT ONLY HAS 16 SCENES; AND BECAUSE THE PLOTS OF THE SCENES ARE SO STUPID, I'M GIVING THE SITE A SCORE OF 72.
I'VE READ THAT IT'S BAD TO HIT THE UNSUBSCRIBE BUTTON ON SPAM.
DIFFERENT REASONS FOR THAT:
- IT TELLS THE SENDER (AN AUTOMATIC PROGRAM) THAT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IS VALID AND BEING CURRENTLY USED.
- THIS MEANS THE SENDER CAN SELL YOUR ACTIVE EMAIL ADDRESS TO OTHER SPAMMERS. SO YOUR SPAM EMAIL CAN ACTUALLY INCREASE IF YOU HIT A LOT OF UNSUBSCRIBE BUTTONS.
-IT MIGHT GIVE THE SENDER A LOT OF INFORMATION ABOUT YOU AND YOUR COMPUTER.
IT CAN GET COMPLICATED, BUT USING AN UNSUBSCRIBE BUTTON CAN, DEPENDING ON HOW IT'S SET UP:
GIVE THE SENDER INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR EMAIL PROGRAM.
IF YOU'VE OPENED A BROWSER WINDOW AS PART OF THE UNSUBSCRIBE PROCESS, THEN YOU'RE GIVING MORE INFORMATION, AND THE CHANCE TO BE INFECTED INCREASES:
YOU'VE EXPOSED YOUR GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION;
YOU'VE EXPOSED INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER OPERATING SYSTEM;
YOU'VE EXPOSED INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR BROWSER;
YOU MAY HAVE ACCEPTED A COOKIE (UNKNOWINGLY);
IF YOU HAVE ACCEPTED A COOKIE UNKNOWINGLY, AND DO NOT DELETE IT, THEN, BY CLICKING OTHER UNSUBSCRIBE LINKS, YOU ARE EXPOSING YOUR COMPUTER TO BE IDENTIFIED PERSONALLY.
WHAT'S THE MOST AMAZING PART: IF YOU HAVE A SPAMMER'S COOKIE (UNKNOWINGLY ACCEPTED), AND YOU VISIT ANY MALWARE SITE, THE SPAMMER CAN INFECT YOUR COMPUTER, EVEN IF YOU DON'T CLICK ON ANYTHING.
THERE'S SOME KIND OF TECHNICAL TERM TO DESCRIBE BEING INFECTED BY VISITING A SITE WITHOUT CLICKING, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S CALLED.
BUT COMPUTERS CAN BE WONDERFUL.
THAT'S WHY SOME PEOPLE CALL THEM "HAL". :)
SO DO NOT USE THE UNSUBSCRIBE BUTTON. IT'S BAD FOR YOUR COMPUTER.
INSTEAD, JUST MARK THE SPAM AS SPAM, AND DELETE IT.
MUCH SAFER. AND MORE EFFECTIVE.
I CAN'T FIND A TOS (TERMS OF SERVICE PAGE) FOR THE DIESEL SITES.
SO UNLESS I EMAIL SUPPORT, I'M JUST GUESSING WHAT THE TERMS ARE.
BUT I BELIEVE THAT YOU GET UNLIMITED STREAMING WITH THE STREAMING SERVICE.
AND THAT MEMBERSHIPS WITH DOWNLOADING PRIVILEGES ARE UNLIMITED DOWNLOADING.
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT IN THE PAST, ANY PU MEMBERS EVER COMPLAINED ABOUT ANY DOWNLOADING LIMITS.
AND WHILE I DON'T DOWNLOAD HEAVILY MYSELF ANY MORE, I NEVER HIT ANY DOWNLOAD LIMITS WITH ANY OF MY MEMBERSHIPS. AND I'VE BEEN A MEMBER OF THE DIESEL SITES ABOUT 7 TIMES IN THE LAST 7 YEARS.
TO BE 100% CERTAIN, YOU CAN SEND AN EMAIL TO DIESEL ACCESS SUPPORT.
THEY SHOULD RESPOND.
BOTTOM LINE (CONTINUED):
AND THE SAME GOES FOR THE PHOTO SETS.
I DON'T MEAN THAT ALL THE VIDEOS AND MATCHING PHOTO SETS ARE AT DIFFERENT SITES
EACH VIDEO IS AT ONLY ONE SITE.
AND EACH PHOTO SET IS AT ONLY ONE SITE.
BUT THE MATCHING PHOTO SET FOR A VIDEO CAN BE AT A DIFFERENT SITE THAN THE VIDEO.
ALSO, A VIDEO CAN BE AT ONE SITE, BUT THE LOGO ON THE VIDEO COULD BE FOR A DIFFERENT SITE.
IT GOES TO SHOW YOU THAT BASICALLY, ALL 3 SITES ARE INTERCHANGEABLE.
THE MAIN POSITIVES OF THE SITE (AND THE NETWORK):
-OVER 500 MODELS, MANY OF THEM ATTRACTIVE TO GORGEOUS.
-MANY OF THE VIDEOS CAN BE HOT.
-DIESEL IS NOT A GLAMCORE NETWORK, BUT THE VIDEOS AND PHOTOS SHOWCASE THE BEAUTY OF THE GIRLS, ALMOST LIKE A GLAMCORE SITE. THE LEVEL OF THE VIDEOS AND PHOTO SETS IS GOOD TO EXCELLENT.
-GOOD UPDATE RATE. ALL FINE GIRLS HAS BETWEEN 1 TO 3 UPDATES DAILY (PHOTOSET, VIDEO, OR A COMBINATION OF THE 2 TYPES).
BOTTOM LINE: I BELIEVE YOU GET MORE THAN YOUR MONEY'S WORTH WITH A SUBSCRIPTION TO ALL FINE GIRLS.
AND IT'S WORTH UPGRADING TO ACCESS ALL 3 SITES, OR YOU GET ACCESS TO ALL 3 SITES WITH A CONTINOUS MEMBERSHIP LONGER THAN 2 MONTHS.
HOWEVER, IF YOU JOIN THROUGH WOW GIRLS OR WOW PORN, YOU AUTOMATICALLY GET ACCESS TO BOTH WOW GIRLS AND WOW PORN, WITH ACCESS TO ALL FINE GIRLS AFTER 2 MONTHS.
SCORING ALL FINE GIRLS AT 90. IT'S AN EXCELLENT SITE.
BOTTOM LINE (CONTINUED):
THEY ANNOUNCE THAT THE WOW LIVE GIRLS SHOWS ARE CURRENTLY DISABLED, BUT NEW SOFTWARE WILL BE RELEASED FOR THE SHOWS IN MARCH 2016.
IT'S NOW JULY 2017. NO SOFTWARE RELEASED. NO SHOWS.
AN UPDATE THAT WAS LOST IN TIME, I GUESS.
AND THEY ADVERTISE THE "NEW" VENUS 4K STRUCTURE, WHICH IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD.
THE CURRENT SYSTEM AT DIESEL NETWORK:
(MY GUESS--I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND THE RULES SPELLED OUT, AND I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME SENDING EMAILS TO TRY TO GET AN ANSWER.)
IF YOU JOIN WOW GIRLS OR WOW PORN, YOU GET IMMEDIATE ACCESS TO BOTH SITES.
YOU DO NOT GET ACCESS TO ALL FINE GIRLS UNTIL YOUR MEMBERSHIP CONTINUES FOR ABOUT 2 OR 3 MONTHS.
IF YOU JOIN ALL FINE GIRLS, YOU DO NOT GET ACCESS TO WOW GIRLS OR WOW PORN IMMEDIATELY.
UNLESS YOU PAY A SPECIAL FEE TO UPGRADE ACCESS.
HOWEVER, YOU WILL GAIN ACCESS TO BOTH WOW GIRLS AND WOW PORN AUTOMATICALLY, IF YOUR MEMBERSHIP CONTINUES ABOUT 2 OR 3 MONTHS.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE 3 SITES?
THERE IS BASICALLY NO DIFFERENCE IN THEME OR STYLE.
THEY USE THE SAME MODELS IN ALL 3 SITES.
I BELIEVE THE SITES DO NOT SHARE CONTENT: EACH SITE HAS IT OWN CONTENT, IN SPITE OF SHARING MANY OF THE SAME MODELS.
HOWEVER:
I HAVE SEEN SCENES, WHERE THE VIDEO OF A SCENE IS AT ONE SITE, AND THE GALLERY (THE PHOTO SHOOT OF THE SAME SCENE) IS PLACED AT A SISTER SITE.
THAT KIND OF TELLS YOU THAT THE 3 SITES SHARE A COMMON THEME.
ANOTHER WAY OF TELLING THAT THE 3 SITES SHARE A COMMON THEME:
A VIDEO OF A SCENE MIGHT BE AT ALL FINE GIRLS.
BUT THE LOGO OF THE VIDEO SHOWS "WOW GIRLS" OR "WOW PORN".
AND VICE VERSA.
ANY VIDEO COULD BE PLACED IN ANY OF THE 3 SITES.
CONTINUED IN NEXT REPLY:
Current Member for over 6 months (at the time of review).
Pros:
NOTE: I AM USING CAP LETTERS, BECAUSE IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO READ AND WRITE.
-ONE OF THE BETTER TEEN-ORIENTED SITES ON THE NET.
-A CATALOG OF ATTRACTIVE TEEN MODELS, MANY OF THEM THE BEST-LOOKING MODELS ON THE NET.
-LARGE SITE. THIS SITE HAS BEEN AROUND FOR MANY YEARS, UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES. SO IT HAS A BACKLOG OF VIDEOS AND PHOTOSETS OF MANY OF THE MOST POPULAR EASTERN EUROPEAN PORN STARS.
SEE BOTTOM LINE FOR MORE DETAILS.
-IF YOU HAVE DOWNLOADING PRIVILEGES, THERE IS NO DOWNLOADING LIMIT.
Cons:
-DUE TO THE NAME CHANGES THIS SITE HAS UNDERGONE, OLDER REVIEWS OF THE SITE AT PU (AND AT OTHER REVIEW SITES) HAVE DISAPPEARED. AND IT'S NOW CONSIDERED A "NEW LISTING" AT PU, EVEN THOUGH PU HAD THE SITE LISTED, UNDER DIFFERENT NAMES, FOR YEARS.
-IF YOU JOIN ALL FINE GIRLS DIRECTLY, AND CONTINUE YOUR MEMBERSHIP FOR SEVERAL MONTHS, YOU WILL AUTOMATICALLY GET ACCESS TO WOW GIRLS AND WOW PORN. THAT IS THE NORMAL WAY IT WORKS.
HOWEVER, I JOINED ON A SPECIAL OFFER, AND ON ENQUIRY, I WAS TOLD I WOULD NOT GAIN ACCESS TO WOW GIRLS AND WOW PORN UNTIL MY MEMBERSHIP CONTINUED PAST 12 MONTHS--UNLESS I PAID A SPECIAL FEE TO UPGRADE.
THE UPGRADE FEE WAS $19.95 FOR A ONE-TIME CHARGE, SO I PAID THE UPGRADE FEE, AND GAINED ACCESS TO ALL THREE SITES: ALL FINE GIRLS, WOW GIRLS, WOW PORN.
-VENDO IS THE PRIMARY BILLER. A LESSER-KNOWN BILLER. BUT I'VE HAD MANY PAST MEMBERSHIPS WITH DIESEL SITES, USING VENDO, AND NEVER HAD A PROBLEM.
-THE SITE USES THE MODERN STRUCTURE OF TIERED MEMBERSHIPS.
Bottom Line:
CONS (CONTINUED):
SOME MEMBERSHIPS ARE STREAMING ONLY;
YOU HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR DOWNLOADING PRIVILEGES.
-ALL CONTENT IS ADVERTISED AS EXCLUSIVE. THIS IS NOT 100% TRUE. MANY OF THE MASSAGE VIDEOS ARE ALSO FOUND AT TEEN MEGA WORLD AND TEAM SKEET, AND A FEW OTHER SITES.
A SMALL AMOUNT OF OTHER CONTENT IS ALSO FOUND AT OTHER SITES, LIKE CLUB SEVENTEEN.
BUT THE BULK OF THE CONTENT IS PROBABLY EXCLUSIVE TO THE NETWORK.
-I WISH THEY HADN'T DELETED THE CONTENT FROM THE OLDER SITES. IT WAS OUTDATED, AND LOWER QUALITY. BUT IT WAS INTERESTING TO VIEW. I GUESS FROM AN ECONOMIC STANDPOINT, THERE WAS NO SENSE IN SPENDING BANDWITH ON OUTDATED CONTENT.
BOTTOM LINE (START OF):
YEARS AGO, DIESEL NETWORK WAS A COLLECTION OF MAYBE 10 SITES.
THEN, DIESEL STARTED 2 NEW SITES: WOW GIRLS, AND WOW PORN.
BUT THOSE SITES WERE MARKETED SEPARATELY FROM THE EARLIER DIESEL SITES.
MY MEMORY IS NOT GREAT, AS I GET OLDER. SO I CAN'T BE 100% RELIABLE ON THESE FACTS. BUT I BELIEVE THE BASIC IDEAS ARE TRUE.
MEMBERSHIP IN THE ANY OF THE 10 INDIVIDUAL SITES GAVE YOU ACCESS TO THE 10 SITES.
BUT DID NOT GIVE ACCESS TO WOW GIRLS OR WOW PORN. WOW GIRLS AND WOW PORN EACH REQUIRED A SEPARATE MEMBERSHIP.
THIS WAS A MARKETING DECISION.
THE MAIN SITE OF THE DIESEL ACCESS NETWORK WAS CALLED YOUNG LEGAL PORN.
IT HAD THE MOST CONTENT, AND THE BEST UPDATE RATE.
THE OTHER SITES MAINLY HAD OLDER CONTENT, AND DID NOT UPDATE A LOT, OR UPDATE AT ALL.
THEN, YOUNG LEGAL PORN CHANGED ITS NAME TO 18 ONLY GIRLS.
AND MANY OF THE 10 SITES IN THE DIESEL ACCESS NETWORK HAD THEIR CONTENT MERGED INTO 18 ONLY GIRLS--EXCEPT SOME OF THE CONTENT FROM THE OLDER SITES WAS DELETED.
AND THE OLD SITE NAMES WERE KILLED OFF.
WOW GIRLS AND WOW PORN WERE STILL MARKETED SEPARATELY FROM 18 ONLY GIRLS.
EXCEPT THAT A NEW DEAL WAS MADE, WHERE IF YOU STAYED A MEMBER AT ONE OF THE SITES, YOU WOULD GET ACCESS TO A SECOND SITE OVER TIME, AND, GAIN ACCESS TO THE THIRD SITE, AS WELL, WITH CONTINOUS MEMBERSHIP.
OR YOU COULD PAY AN UPGRADE MEMBERSHIP FEE TO GAIN ACCESS TO ALL 3 SITES--WHICH WAS VERY EXPENSIVE, AND PROBABLY NOT WORTH THE PRICE.
FOR SOME REASON, DIESEL DOES NOT CLEARLY SPELL OUT THE MEMBERSHIP RULES: MAYBE BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THE SITE ARE FOREIGNERS, WHO DON'T SPEAK NATIVE ENGLISH--OR MAYBE THEY JUST THINK DIFFERENTLY, AND DON'T LIKE TO TELL OUTSIDERS WHAT THE RULES ARE FOR ACCESS TO THE DIFFERENT SITES.
TEEN MEGA WORLD, ANOTHER TEEN HARDCORE SITE, USED TO BE THE SAME WAY: YOU WOULD JOIN ONE SPECIFIC SITE, AND NEVER KNOW BEFOREHAND, WHAT SPECIFIC SITES IN THE NETWORK YOU WOULD GAIN ACCESS TO.
BUT OVER TIME, TEEN MEGA WORLD CHANGED, AND JOINING ANY ONE SITE IN THE NETWORK GAVE YOU ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE NETWORK.
YEARS AGO, THE DIESEL NETWORK HAD A BLOG INSIDE THE SITE, WHERE MEMBERS COULD ASK QUESTIONS, AND THE STAFF WOULD SOMETIMES ANSWER.
THE STAFF SAID THEY WOULD PRINT THE RULES OF MEMBERSHIP, AND MAKE THEM AVAILABLE FOR EASY REFERENCE.
AS FAR AS I KNOW, THEY NEVER CARRIED THROUGH ON THE PROMISE.
AND THE BLOG HAS DISAPPEARED.
TOO MUCH WORK, I GUESS.
HOWEVER, IF YOU HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SITE OR NETWORK, YOU CAN SUBMIT A TICKET TO SUPPORT.
BUT IF THEY FEEL THEY DON'T NEED TO MAKE CLEAR TO POSSIBLE SUBSCRIBERS THE RULES OF THE SITE,
I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY ARE.
GETTING OLD, I GUESS. AND IRRITATED AT SMALL INCONVENIENCES THAT MAKE NO SENSE.
IF A SITE WANTS MEMBERS, LET THE SITE CLEARLY SPELL OUT WHAT THE RULES ARE FOR MEMBERS.
GETTING ACCESS TO THE DIFFERENT SITES, AND THE PAY STRUCTURE FOR EACH MEMBERSHIP LEVEL, IS PART OF WHAT SHOULD BE CLEAR.
ANOTHER PET PEEVE:
THEY DON'T DATE ANNOUNCEMENTS ABOUT THE SITE (TO SHOW YOU WHEN IT WAS MADE).
SO AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT SAYS IT'S NEW, MIGHT BE 1 OR 2 YEARS OLD.
AND THEY DON'T BOTHER TO FOLLOW UP WITH UPDATES ON THE ANNOUNCEMENT.
I'M STILL GETTING AN ERROR MESSAGE THAT THE SITE IS UNAVAILABLE WHEN TRYING TO ACCESS IT WITH MY DESKTOP OR LAPTOP.
I'VE NEVER USED MY MOBILE PHONE TO ACCESS A PORN SITE. I'M POOR AT USING MY CELL PHONE: NEVER LEARNED HOW TO USE IT PROPERLY.
THERE WAS A TIME WHEN DAVID NUDES OFFERED A LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION FOR $100.
I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT, BUT DIDN'T KNOW IF THE SITE WOULD STAY IN BUSINESS.
NOW, THEY WANT $150/YEAR. WHICH IS VERY EXPENSIVE.
THAT'S A SHAME.
THE MODEL SELECTION WAS VERY GOOD, AND I ENJOYED THE VIDEOS.
BUT ANYONE SIGNING UP FOR MORE THAN A MONTH WILL DEFINITELY FEEL CHEATED.
OR ANYONE WHO HAS PREVIOUSLY DOWNLOADED THE ENTIRE SITE, AS WELL.
ACTUALLY, MY MEMORY IS NOT GREAT.
DON'T THEY GIVE YOU ACCESS TO SEVERAL SITES IN THE NUBILES NETWORK?
AS LONG AS MOST OF THE OTHER SITES ARE UPDATING, THE NEWS MIGHT NOT BE AS BAD AS AN ARCHIVE SITE.
EXCEPT THAT MOST ARCHIVE SITES ARE LARGE, AND I SEEM TO REMEMBER NUBILES CASTING AS A SMALL SITE,
Release Date: 03/08/10
Synopsis:
The simple life is shaken when death comes to the small, quiet Louisiana town of Bon Temps -- where civilians, vampires, shape-shifters, and mind readers clash in an orgy of sex & mystery. When a dead body is found with the heart ripped out, local waitress, Sookie (Ashlynn Brooke), who has a talent for reading minds, her best friend, Tara (Misty Stone), and her Vampire boyfriend, Bill (James Deen), try to unravel the supernatural web and find the murderer. Sookie and her friends find themselves pushing all their limits, both mentally and sexually, in a climax you'll have to see to believe! The mix of sex, horror, and action is so hot, it must be TRU: A XXX Parody.
Featuring: Ashlynn Brooke, Bill Bailey, Gracie Glam, James Deen, Johnny Castle, Lana Violet, Levi Cash, Lindy Lane, Misty Stone, Say Sights, Vanessa Naughty
FOR FANS OF PORN PARODIES, THIS SITE MIGHT BE A GOLD MINE.
FOR ME PERSONALLY, IT'S A WASTE OF SPACE.
PORN REVIEWS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITTEN IN A PROFESSIONAL MANNER.
BUT I'M TRYING TO BE HONEST: AND I'M GIVING MY OPINION.
I BELIEVE THAT PROFESSIONAL REVIEWS OFTEN INCLUDE THE BIAS AND THOUGHTS OF THE REVIEWER.
SOME REVIEWERS BELIEVE THAT IN GIVING A PROFESSIONAL REVIEW, THE BIAS OF THE REVIEWER IS ELIMINATED.
I BELIEVE THAT THE THOUGHTS OF THE REVIEWER CAN ADD VALUE TO THE REVIEW. BEYOND THE BARE FACTS.
Current Member for over 6 months (at the time of review).
Pros:
NOTE: I AM USING CAP LETTERS, BECAUSE IT'S EASIER FOR ME TO READ AND WRITE.
-I JOINED THROUGH A MEMBERSHIP IN NEW SENSATIONS, WHICH INCLUDES PARODY PASS AND 24 OTHER SITES IN THE NETWORK.
-WITH 25 SITES, YOU GET COVERAGE OF A WIDE VARIETY OF NICHES.
-MANY OF THE MODELS ARE ATTRACTIVE. MAINLY THEY ARE SLENDER TO MEDIUM WHITE MODELS IN LATE TEENS/EARLY 20'S, BUT YOU ALSO GET A SMATTERING OF OTHER TYPES AS WELL: HEAVY SET GIRLS, LATINAS, MILFS.
-THE SITE STRUCTURE IS EASY TO NAVIGATE:
-NICE-SIZED THUMBNAILS OF THE MODELS, WITH LINKS TO THEIR VIDEOS: THIS APPLIES TO THE PARODY PASS SITE AND THE NETWORK AS WELL.
-ADDS ON EVERY PAGE. NORMALLY THIS IS A NEGATIVE, BUT SOME OF THE AD PRICES ARE VERY LOW, AND WORTH CONSIDERING.
-UNLIMITED STREAMING AND DOWNLOADING.
Cons:
-NON-SECURE LOGIN. PAGE REQUESTING LOGIN DETAILS (USERNAME AND PASSWORD) HAS A BROWSER POPUP THAT STATES THAT LOGIN DETAILS COULD BE HACKED (SINCE THE PAGE IN NOT HTTPS).
-THE FIRST JOIN PAGE (WHERE YOU SELECT A USERNAME AND PASSWORD) IS A NON-SECURE URL. SO, NOT ONLY DO YOU ENTER THE SITE WITH A NON-SECURE LOGIN AFTER YOU GET YOUR MEMBERSHIP, BUT IN APPLYING FOR YOUR MEMBERSHIP, YOU ARE GIVING YOUR LOGIN DETAILS ON A NON-SECURE PAGE.
-NO PU DISCOUNT. REGULAR PRICE IS $29.95/MONTH RECURRING.
-PRE-CHECKED CROSS-SALE.
-EPOCH IS A SECONDARY BILLER. I RECOMMEND TRYING TO SIGN UP THROUGH EPOCH, A TRUSTED NAME.
Bottom Line:
THE NEW SENSATIONS OFFERS ADS WITH LOW PRICES FOR PORN MEMBERSHIPS.
NORMALLY, THIS IS A NEGATIVE, BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MORE ADS WHEN YOU BROWSE A PORN SITE?
BUT SOME OF THE ADS ARE VERY CHEAP:
VIXEN $9.95. REALITY KINGS $9.95. TEAM SKEET $9.87. EVIL ANGEL $7.95. CLUB SEVENTEEN $5.95. SEX ART $7.95.
THIS IS THE LOWEST OFFER I'VE EVER SEEN FOR SEX ART (PART OF THE METART NETWORK).
I DON'T SEE METART LISTED IN THE SPECIAL OFFERS NOW, BUT IN THE PAST, I SAW A METART MEMBERSHIP LISTED FOR ABOUT $7.95/MONTH, WHICH IS THE LOWEST PRICE I'VE EVER SEEN FOR THAT SITE.
THE SEX ART OFFER IS FOR $7.95 FOR THE FIRST MONTH, REBILLING AT $19.99/MONTH.
NORMALLY, WHEN YOU SEE A SPECIAL OFFER FOR A LOW PRICE, AND YOU CLICK ON THE OFFER, INSTEAD OF BEING THE FIRST MONTH'S PRICE, IT TURNS OUT TO BE THE PRO-RATED PRICE OF A YEAR-LONG MEMBERSHIP:
FOR EXAMPLE, THEY ADVERTISE $8.95 MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP, BUT THEN YOU FIND IT'S ACTUALLY A $100/YEAR MEMBERSHIP.
AND FOR A SINGLE MONTH'S MEMBERSHIP, THE PRICE IS NORMALLY $29.95/MONTH, AND HIGHER STILL IF YOU SELECT THE ONE MONTH NON-RECURRING OPTION.
SO THE NEW SENSATIONS OFFERS ARE WORTH CONSIDERING.
THE STRUCTURE FOR THE SITE AND NETWORK MAKES IT EASY TO USE.
EACH PARODY HAS 4 DIFFERENT PRESENTATIONS:
ONE THUMBNAIL IS THE COMPLETE VERSION OF THE PARODY.
ONE THUMBNAIL IS THE BLOOPERS REEL.
ONE THUMBNAIL IS THE PARTY REEL, WHICH SEEMS TO BE A HARDCORE VERSION OF THE SEX SCENES.
ONE THUMBNAIL IS THE BEHIND THE SCENES REEL.
AND THE SITE OFFERS THESE CHOICES FOR EACH PORN PARODY.
YOU HAVE MULTIPLE CHOICES FOR STREAMING AND DOWNLOADING.
DOWNLOADING DOES NOT REQUIRE AN UPGRADED MEMBERSHIP, AS SOME SITES ARE STARTING TO DO.
TO STREAM A VIDEO, YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM DIFFERENT BIT RATES, 720p, 1080p.
TO DOWNLOAD A VIDEO, YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM DIFFERENT FORMATS (FLV, MP4, WINDOWS MEDIA), DIFFERENT BIT RATES, DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS (720p, 1080p).
VIDEOS STREAM SMOOTHLY.
I GOT GOOD DOWNLOAD SPEEDS ON DOWNLOADING.
NOTE: SOME PU MEMBERS HAVE MENTIONED DOWNLOADING SPEED PROBLEMS AT DIFFERENT SITES.
EXCEPT FOR A RECENT PROBLEM AT METART, WHICH LASTED A FEW DAYS, I NORMALLY GET OK TO GOOD STREAMING AND DOWNLOADING SPEEDS AT MY PORN PAYSITES.
THE RECENT METART SERVER PROBLEMS AFFECTED THE ENTIRE NETWORK, AND METART OFFERED A FREE EXTENSION TO ANY METART MEMBERSHIP TO COVER THE PROBLEM.
A QUOTE FROM THE METART NETWORK SITE:
I know some of you have experienced issues while browsing our sites over the last several days. As you might have guessed, we are having network issues that we are working to resolve as fast as humanly possible. We know this is causing some of you frustration while trying to surf the sites and see the content. We would like to credit your subscription for any day(s) that you have experienced issues during this period. Please email support@metart.com with the subject line “Network Issue Credit” and tell us how many days you have experienced network issues over the past week. We will immediately extend your membership by that many days, no questions asked. We appreciate your patience and loyalty. Thank you for being the best members an adult entertainment site could ask for.
WHICH SEEMS LIKE A VERY GENEROUS OFFER.
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE A WAY TO ASK FOR A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP IN ONE OF THE SITES I DON'T BELONG TO, TO COMPENSATE ME FOR THE TROUBLES I HAD FOR LACK OF METART PORN.
ANY LAWYERS CARE TO COMMENT ON HOW I SHOULD WORK MY REQUEST?
(JOKE).
BACK TO THE REVIEW BOTTOM LINE:
THE PARODY PASS SITE FEATURES PORN PARODIES OF POPULAR MOVIES AND TV SHOWS.
THE PARODIES ARE PROFESSIONALLY SHOT: GOOD EDITING, SOUND CONTROL, ETC. THE ACTING IS GOOD (FOR A PORN VIDEO, CONSIDERING THAT THE PARODIES ARE MEANT TO BE COMEDIES, SO THE ACTING IS OVER-THE-TOP), GOOD SCRIPTS, LOTS OF SEX.
I COULDN'T ENJOY THESE VIDEOS PERSONALLY, I JUST WASN'T IN THE MOOD.
BUT FOR FANS OF THE MOVIES OR TV SHOWS (ANCHORMAN, 30 ROCK, SEX AND THE CITY, WHO'S THE BOSS, ETC.), THE PARODIES MIGHT HOLD SOME ENJOYMENT.
THE INCLUSION OF THE REST OF THE NEW SENSATIONS NETWORK, OF 25 SITES, MEANS YOU HAVE A WIDE CHOICE OF NICHES TO EXPLORE, AT LEAST SOME OF WHICH SHOULD APPEAL TO MOST PU MEMBERS.
I'M GIVING THE SITE A SCORE OF 85. THAT'S BECAUSE THE SITE COMES WITH NETWORK ACCESS.
IF THE SITE WERE SCORED AS A STAND-ALONE, BECAUSE THE NICHE IS MORE SPECIALIZED, I WOULD RATE IT LOWER.
BUT IN SPITE OF MY PERSONAL LACK OF APPRECIATION OF THE VIDEOS, THE VIDEOS ARE PROFESSIONALLY SHOT, AND SHOULD APPEAL TO PORN PARODY FANS. THE SCRIPTS ARE WELL WRITTEN (FOR A PORN PARODY).
THANKS FOR THE EXPLANATION, SELENA.
THE METART PROBLEMS CONTINUED FOR A WHILE.
EVEN AFTER I WAS ABLE TO LOG IN TO THE SITE, IT WAS DIFFICULT TO LOAD PHOTOS FROM A GALLERY ONTO MY COMPUTER MONITOR.
OR TO DOWNLOAD A ZIPPED FILE OF THE GALLERY.
BUT LIKE YOU SAID, METART HAS USUALLY BEEN A SUPERIOR EXPERIENCE, AND I HOPE THE PROBLEMS WILL SOON BE FIXED.
I TRY TO LOG IN TO THE METART SITE, AND I GET THE ERROR MESSAGE:
503 Service Unavailable
No server is available to handle this request.
I'VE TRIED OFF AND ON FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
IS THIS SOME CYBER ATTACK, SITE UPDATING, OR WHAT?
WHATEVER THE REASON, IT'S FRUSTRATING. AND SURPRISING, BECAUSE METART USUALLY DOES NOT HAVE PROBLEMS.
IF YOU DON'T GET AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE FROM THE TEAM SKEET SUPPORT STAFF, SEND AN EMAIL TO AMANDA AT THIS PU SITE.
SHE HAS INDICATED IN THE PAST THAT SHE IS MORE THAN WILLING TO HELP SOLVE PROBLEMS PU MEMBERS ARE HAVING WITH PAYSITES.
AND A PERSON LIKE AMANDA, WITH TIES TO A PORN SUB SITE, HAS FAR MORE WEIGHT NEGOTIATING WITH A PAYSITE THAN AN INDIVIDUAL CONSUMER.
LOKI, THE GUY WHO HAD A SIMILAR PROBLEM WITH TEAM SKEET, WROTE THAT HE WAS ABLE TO GET A REFUND ON HIS SUB FROM THE TEAM SKEET SITE, THE FIRST TIME HE HAD A PROBLEM WITH POOR DOWNLOAD SPEEDS.
(HE DIDN'T WANT A REFUND FOR THE SECOND TIME HE HAD A PROBLEM, BECAUSE HE STATED HE HAD DOWNLOADED ENOUGH CONTENT DURING HIS SECOND SUB, IN SPITE OF THE POOR DOWNLOAD SPEEDS.)
I WAS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL.
SAYING THAT MY EXPERIENCE WAS DIFFERENT.
IF YOU LOOK OVER MY PAST COMMENTS, I'VE MADE HUNDREDS OF COMMENTS AT PU ON DIFFERENT SITES, I WAS TRYING TO CONTRIBUTE MY EXPERIENCE WITH DIFFERENT SITES.
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE AN EXPERT, OR HIGH-FALUTING, OR A KNOW-IT-ALL.
JUST PASSING MY EXPERIENCE WITH DIFFERENT SITES.
I'M NOT A SHILL, OR BEING PAID BY ANY OF THE SITES FOR RECOMMENDATIONS.
I PAY FULL PRICE (OR WITH DISCOUNTS, IF I CAN FIND THEM) FOR MY MEMBERSHIPS.
I'M CERTAINLY NOT AN EMPLOYEE OF ANY OF THESE SITES.
MAYBE I AM OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC IN POSTING COMMENTS OR REPLIES.
AND THAT CAN RUB PEOPLE THE WRONG WAY, I GUESS.
IF YOU READ MY SITE REVIEWS, YOU CAN AGREE OR DISAGREE WITH MY OPINIONS.
THESE ARE JUST MY OPINIONS, AFTER ALL.
MAYBE THE EMAIL GOT LOST IN THE INTERNET, AND FINALLY FOUND ITS WAY TO YOU.
THAT MIGHT HELP EXPLAIN THE DELAY IN NOTIFYING YOU THAT YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR DOWNLOAD LIMIT.
COMPUTERS CAN BE TRICKY.
WATCH 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY OR THE ALIEN MOVIES (WHERE THE COMPUTER IS AN ANDROID) AND YOU BEGIN TO REALIZE THAT NOT ALL COMPUTERS ARE HUMAN-FRIENDLY.
IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY GOTTEN A REFUND FOR YOUR MEMBERSHIP, I SUGGEST GETTING ONE. THE TEAM SKEET SUPPORT STAFF SHOULD BE WILLING TO GIVE YOU ONE, AFTER YOU EXPLAIN YOUR PROBLEM.
SEPARATELY:
PU MEMBER Loki ON 05-19-17 POSTED A COMMENT ON TEAM SKEET THAT SAID HE WAS ALSO EXPERIENCING VERY SLOW DOWNLOAD SPEEDS.
I REPLIED TO HIS COMMENT THAT I HAD BEEN A MEMBER OF TEAM SKEET FOR ABOUT A YEAR, AND I HAD NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS DOWNLOADING SCENES.
I USUALLY GET 2 TO 3 MB/sec DOWNLOAD SPEEDS AT MOST TEAM SKEET SITES.
HE HAD JOINED SOME TEAM SKEET SITE BEFORE, AND HAD EXPERIENCED THE SAME PROBLEM.
AT SITES OTHER THAN TEAM SKEET HE GETS 2.5 MB/sec DOWNLOAD SPEEDS.
HE HAS NO EXPLANATION WHY HIS TEAM SKEET DOWNLOAD SPEEDS ARE SO SLOW.
ALL I CAN THINK OF, IS THAT YOU AND HE SHARE SOME TECHNICAL ISSUE WITH THE TEAM SKEET SITE AND YOUR ISP AND COMPUTER EQUIPMENT:
SOFTWARE/HARDWARE/WHATEVER.
I'M JUST GLAD THAT I DON'T SHARE THAT PROBLEM, BECAUSE I JUST PAID FOR A SECOND YEAR'S MEMBERSHIP WITH TEAM SKEET.
IT DOESN'T HELP EXPLAIN YOUR PROBLEM, BUT IT'S NOT A COMMON ONE FOR TEAM SKEET SUBSCRIBERS.
IF IT WAS, THE SITE WOULD HAVE SHUT DOWN FOR LACK OF SUBSCRIBERS.
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