Look Ben, you're 66 and I'm 42. This is turning into a foolish, childish argument. Let it go. Write a review for Perfect Gonzo and use any words you think fit. I'm actually being encouraging to you here. I honestly thought you were a younger person just looking to argue. You should know better than to argue about opinions ... I do and won't anymore.
You're missing the concept at this point.
First, yes, I had an ax to grind with the webmaster. It's called me paying for a month membership and him allowing me to be locked out for 2 weeks without doing anything to fix the situation. Tell you what, go pay your power or gas bill, then let them cut your power or gas off for two weeks and see if you suddenly have an ax to grind.
Second, everything I posted was true. If it wasn't, the webmaster would be here denying it.
Third, you've been a member here for 4.5 years and have posted 0 reviews. You find it easy to criticize my review style, but you've not found it easy to write a review yourself? As for my review style, I choose to post facts, not personal opinions, I will sometimes add personal opinions, but the facts are my priority. You use words like, "raunchy" and "sensual". Those are very subjective words. What I see as raunchy, you see as sensual and what I see as sensual, you see as raunchy. Meaning, if I used those words in my reviews, it could mislead you. Instead, I give you the facts, you can then go look at the content yourself and decide if the combination of facts and whatever content it is, is the type of site you would like to join.
Hey this is a review site. It's my review. I write what I want. Don't read it. If I need to take every character in the character limit, I will. When you buy Porn Users and start marking decisions around here, then you can limit me to whatever character limit you would prefer, but until then ... don't read it. Don't push reply. You made it longer.
Thanks for the play on my negative comment about the site. You know they say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Since you've been able to contact their webmaster and receive free memberships, which obviously have no bearing on your overly-positive comment, let him know these things:
He should fix his login page since it still lists Give Me Pink and Fist Flush as their sites.
He should spend more time taking care of paying customers than giving memberships to people who go kiss his ass on sites like this one.
Tell him his customer service was so non-existent that Epoch themselves did the refresh of my subscription so I could access the site again. Then apologized for him not fixing the issue.
I honestly had backed away and edited my comment about the site, but you've just bought David a full review of the bullshit he's selling. It will be fair, might not be that bad of a score, but all the deception will be pointed out. So, tell David to be watching for it. I have timestamped screenshots of everything so tell him not to try and go fix everything.
I didn't even realize this network existed until last week. I ended up having to contact Epoch. The network itself kept saying it had refreshed my login, but it never worked. Epoch contacted me back and said they had it refreshed. Sure enough, it worked. I do think Sapphic bought Give Me Pink and Fistflush, I didn't realize I had spam email from Sapphic about adding both of those sites to their monthly membership to Sapphic Erotica.
I really couldn't answer this one except with "other". I had mentioned in a forum thread, Zara White(s), as being a believable actress. There's a DVD called, "Curse of the Catwoman" where she's completely believable. Thing is, I don't know if that's good acting or if she was just really horny lol.
My apology on the part about having no way to remove the interviews. I'll be sure to use that feature from now on.
Truthfully, I used to really like interview videos, but as I mentioned, ALS sites, a few of the ATK sites too, they were good. I think I just got burnt out on them similar to how I'm not getting much out of girl/girl content these days even though it used to be my favorite genre.
I'm going to add a couple points for the filter option.
My mom found several very old Hustler magazines in my room. She asked where I got them. I blamed my uncle. She called him, cussed him out, told him what a worthless piece of an uncle he was. Next time I saw him, he said, "What did you do? Your mom called me cussing me out. I figured you blamed something on me. Porn or alcohol?"
Everybody that had that uncle ... misses that uncle.
I accidentally joined Vivid a year ago, not checking PU first, it was streaming only. I canceled it and never went back to it.
Bad thing is, I don't download near as much as I used to. I'm usually lucky to download 50-100 GB from a site these days, but removing that download option just doesn't work for me. Maybe if they only charged whatever their price is for one month/12 months.
We pay roughly $10 a month for Netflix and $10 a month for Amazon Prime, but I watch those on average, an hour a day. I only watch porn for an average of about 10 minutes a day (not an everyday thing anymore). So a streaming-only porn site might could convince me to join for $30-$36 a year. Now I'm curious if any of the streaming sites offer yearly cheap memberships like that?
I think heartcore's definition probably varies from person to person, but this is what I consider heartcore:
Artsy, lots of foreplay, non-penetration acts (especially kissing) that eventually leads into what is supposed to be passionate intercourse.
My biggest problem with heartcore porn is one I talked about in one of my reviews, maybe Sex-Art. They've got me convinced that male talent #1 is really in love with female talent #1. Then I watch a video of female talent #2 and she's with male talent #1. Then I watch 30 more different female talents and 25 of them are with male talent #1. I've always been known for complicating things when it comes to porn, but I'm fairly forgiving when it comes to fantasy aspects. For example, most Kink content has convinced me the women prefer harder sex. The step-sibling niche is another that I can at least see in fantasy, but the heartcore sites are trying to convince me or my fantasies that this one male talent really loves 25 women and they all love him too. Maybe that's it, I can accept almost any fantasy except for ones revolving around a real emotion like love.
The few sites that are sticking to their strength (FTV, ALS Scan, Met-Art, Kink) are still very good, but beyond those, it's like every site (Twistys and 21 Sextury are the best examples) has merged into a network and we have our choice of anal, older men/women with younger men/women, step-brother/sister/mother/father, if the music industry followed the porn industry, 95% of bands would sound like whatever is at the top of the sales chart. I don't see any way for internet porn to return to its 2005-self.
I was watching an old show of Howard Stern's. He brought these various women in and had them talk dirty to him and two of the other guys (Fred was one, maybe Jackie was the other). They then voted who did the best and the winner won a cash prize.
The girl who won was generally looked at as the least physically attractive. Her whole dialogue with them was based around what they (the men) wanted her to do to them. The other two women kept talking about themselves, like "Do you want to see me naked?" The winning woman would have said instead, "I want to slide my hand down your pants", as example.
Even though porn is a little different, I do think the overly-aggressive dirty talkers can be as bad if not worse than the ones who don't talk dirty at all. Eva Angelina (not Eve Angel) was one of my favorite hardcore performers for well over a year, but her constant jabbering, constant screams, constant oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God got on my last nerve. There's something better about a woman who comes off as not so much shy, but reserved, who then just says something dirty out of the blue.
I have bought a few vinyls, but only because they're special editions available only on vinyl. I rip those to high quality digital files. I did recently buy my uncle a Denon turntable to replace his old one, but I personally don't have a turntable.
We listen to music in our house roughly 95% of every day. I haven't adjusted to the peace and quiet of a smaller city and can't sleep without some kind of noise. My preferred one there is Sleep Like A Princess (no, I'm not kidding), it has a nice guitar tone similar to Santana's music.
My music collection has reached areas of the unknown. I'm over 3 TB now with pretty much every possible genre covered. I'm actually more obsessive about music than porn.
I wish it had been a lot better. I'll sometimes look over those smaller sites, newer sites that wouldn't rate very good, but one with the Hustler name has to draw a lot of attention just from the name. I sometimes forget we're into a whole new generation of porn users.
I'm always surprised by how many people haven't seen it. My wife, who loves Christmas movies, had never seen it. It's now her favorite. Hard to believe, but I can still remember reading Jean's book back in maybe 9th grade, then watching the movie a few years later and trying to remember where I had heard the stories, in the movie, from.
My favorite is The Christmas Story. After that one, I mostly like the older, traditional ones like It's a Wonderful Life, White Christmas type ones. I've never watched Scrooged or the Grinch movie, have watched and like the classic cartoon one. Bad Santa could have been better. I thought they tried too hard to make it the anti-Christmas movie that tries to be a Christmas movie. And believe it or not, I've not watched any of the Chevy Chase "Vacation" movies.
I really think Kink should run some kind of promo for a month just to try and promote their network more. The rest of those listed already fill my inbox with "flash/you won't believe this deal" sales.
A bunch in sports. All of which are now in some landfill.
A few from work. Buried under the sports awards.
And a few from some kids that are still hanging on my fridge.
If I had to pick something it would be being hard-headed through most of my adult life. Grew up fairly poor. Got a huge break in college sports. Messed it up, but I got degrees. Forgot where I came from. Had multiple older male and female friends who tried to help me reach my potential, but I wouldn't listen. Thought money = happiness, was the true measure of success and was all that really mattered.
Then ... one day, I got bored lol. I'm sure it had been building for years, but it was like an overnight change. Found happiness. The only regrets I've had since are the repeated times I've heard, "You know you could have been this happy 10 years ago?" Nope, I couldn't have been. I had to do it the hard way.
I lived in LA for 30+ years. I think that's all I need to say lol. Go to Tommy Burgers to get a burger and fries, see boobs and butts. Go to In-N-Out Burgers, see a little of everything. Go out to Pico Union District and see alternative, artsy girls parading around nude against furs and bras. Go up to West Hollywood and you'll understand why that girl's skirt is bulging in the front. For some reason that made me think of Charlie Sheen.
I'm a seasonal eater.
Favorite meal in general is steak, baked potato and salad.
In the fall/winter I lean towards Italian foods, especially lasagna and various pastas.
In the spring/summer I usually prefer lighter foods like salad, big sandwiches.
My wife says my eating habits are the most boring part of me. I go for months eating the same foods on the same days of each week.
A natural, pretty but in an unique way woman. Neither weight or height really matters ... okay, there's a limit somewhere, but I think the "unique" part is more important to me than anything else.
I could live without television, but wouldn't want to. I used to watch a lot of college football, but have realized I can follow the game on my phone and not have to sit and yell at the television. I admittedly like Duck Dynasty and watch it on DVR. Which explains most of my television watching habits. I'm from a family that didn't talk during dinner. So I'll turn on the television and watch something while eating. Then my wife and I will watch a series at night, usually Netflix or Amazon Prime, we're deep into Walking Dead now.
Might be hard to believe, but I've not seen any of these movies. The movie I remember being mainstream, but had one of the best nude scenes in it was Fast Times at Ridgemont High with the fantasy scene of Phoebe Cates getting out of the pool. I'm pretty sure that scene sped my puberty up by a year or two.
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