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| 04-26-12 12:54am - 4624 days | #30 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You're not, and that's not the same as finding nothing funny, ever. There are people who find absolutely no value in any humor whatsoever, and this can be seen taken to its extreme in the more repressive parts of the world. Forgive me for thinking too deeply about this, but I do care about the freedom to enjoy finding humor in things, even those subjects that are not in "good taste" (or so we are told). And really, it's not you seeing something as unfunny, but others being so offended that they feel it's necessary to tell us what we can and cannot laugh at, and, ultimately, think. In other words, just my typical libertarian-gone-mad  .  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-24-12 10:50pm - 4625 days | #9 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Yes, glad to see our other 'toad back as well.  But, now...what happened to messmer?  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-24-12 10:49pm - 4625 days | #16 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Couldn't agree more! If the "proper" etiquette on wearing a hat was the only real problem left in society then I'd say we were doing pretty well. As it is not--and has never been--I could care less. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Apr 25, 2012, 12:24am (turboshaft: Spelling) | |
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| 04-24-12 10:41pm - 4625 days | #15 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
If you're watching porn where the girl is wearing high heels and you keep thinking about how hard they are on furniture then you're not doing it right.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-24-12 10:25pm - 4625 days | #26 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
No offense, but there's plenty of comedians saying things that are just as "shocking" as these jokes, if not much worse. Daniel Tosh has already been mentioned, as he likes to be very unforgiving in his comedy. Another example is Louis C.K., who accused Sarah Palin of having a "retard-making cunt" (in reference to her down syndrome child). Crude? Maybe, but hardly the crime the conservatives, who were apparently so enraged they conveniently forgot about free speech or individual liberty, made it out to be in their breathless rush to defend Palin and "decency" as we know it. There are a few types of people I have always been suspicious of, and one of these is the habitually humorless--those outraged, hyper-sensitive sourpusses who seem to be incapable of ever getting a joke, no matter how trivial or silly. Frankly, life is already too serious to not try and lighten it with some humor. And because of this I will always choose any offensive or crude comedy if it means avoiding the authoritarian dullness through which those joyless moralists would have us suffer. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-12-12 12:21am - 4638 days | #23 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
But what if that "one reason only" is a "collector" using the perverts who try to steal his porn collection as "target practice"?  (badandy400, I'm looking at you...  )
Oh, god, I was only joking! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Apr 12, 2012, 12:28am | ||
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| 04-11-12 11:57pm - 4638 days | #22 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Either way, if shots are fired, there will be hell to pay!  (Though I'd think teacher-student relations would be a little more fun at first, at least until your twenty-something teacher is hauled off to court.) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-11-12 11:33pm - 4638 days | #7 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Can't imagine what this guy did, but I certainly have never been sitting "innocently" at my computer! (I guess my ex would prefer to smash my computer before giving my gonads a try...) This story also reminds me why I think handjobs can be dependent on a lot more trust then we may think. Still, even with the the hundreds of ridiculous puns and double entendres I'm tempted to write, my thoughts keep returning to "Gee, poor guy."  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-11-12 11:19pm - 4638 days | #6 | |||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You're not kidding! I wouldn't be surprised if there are a few women out there who'd only just met me and they probably had something similar in mind. 
To be fair, there are men in less civilized parts of the world who legally commit some pretty vicious horrors against women. And this can be for a range of alleged social crimes, from adultery to the misfortune of being born a woman in any of the more conservative interpretations of the various religions currently being practiced. But if the guy's lucky, and assuming this ever makes it to trial, he will have a male judge, in the same way a female rape victim would hope to have a female judge in a trial of her attacker. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |||
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| 04-07-12 08:07pm - 4642 days | #8 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
No offense, but a lot of gun rights advocates seem to have an issue with the word "trained"--sort of like how the 2nd Amendment starts with "A well regulated Militia," but everyone is obsessed with "the right of the people to keep and bear Arms" part. And frankly, it's kind of hard to see a pressing need to fully legalize packing heat in schools. Violence in schools, including gun violence, has been going down in the last few decades, despite the hyperbolic attention now given to shootings. And even if shootings were becoming more frequent, I'm not sure how concealed weapons would do much immediate good outside of one-room schools. Don't get me wrong, I hate kids as much as the next person, but I don't think only being able to enter a school unarmed is the second coming of Stalinism. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-06-12 09:15pm - 4643 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
How dangerous are your state's schools that people need to carry concealed weapons, or any weapons for that matter?!  Just kidding, but still people tend to not get injured or killed by citizens' personal porn collections (excluding, of course, the inevitable number of accidents caused by auto erotic asphyxiation or whatever else people dream up in their spare time... ). BTW, is it just me or does "take a bite outta porn" sound incredibly filthy? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 04-06-12 03:23pm - 4643 days | #2 | |||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Considering the bandwidth demands of streaming or downloading videos I wouldn't be surprised if the numbers are even higher. I remember reading last year about the amount of bandwidth Netflix's Instant Watch service uses--and that's just a single site with no porn (I've looked  )--and the percentage was well into the double digits in the U.S. at peak usage times.
Hmm, still less than badandy400's numbers.
I'm betting this is because the researchers ended up wasting a lot of time looking at porn rather than actual facts and figures. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |||
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| 03-29-12 07:08pm - 4651 days | #804 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
"America's bullying crisis"? Is the situation really that dire? Sorry, but this kind of knee-jerk persecution complex over what is, sadly but truly, a big part of growing up in a world full of assholes who may not get along with one another. It's also political correctness that taken to its extreme gets people in serious legal trouble, like the recent conviction of Dharun Ravi for spying on his roommate. If anything this documentary seems to point to problems that are much greater than just bullying alone, but larger social and political issues. One of the kids in the film is a girl who was mocked by teachers and students after coming out. Is that just bullying or the symptom of a society where a large proportion of people still defend and masquerade their homophobia as a traditional "value?" As usual, sounds like the adults need more help than the kids.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-29-12 04:11am - 4652 days | #801 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I haven't looked at a rating in a while either, except to wonder why they went with a lower given the subject material (answer: make more money with a younger audience, see "The Hunger Games," rated PG-13 while telling a story that's basically about kids murdering each other for a TV show). I doubt parents would take their kids to see any unrated film anyway, but I also doubt they would sue either. Though last year a woman actually sued over a "misleading" trailer to the film Drive--and why not? What else are the courts there for?--people tend to get out the pitchforks and torches when a film rustles their fragile sensibilities. Religion generally seems to be the most volatile topic a film can address, except apparently when it goes for the over-the-top approach, like Mel Gibson did with his anti-Semitic snuff feature "The Passion of the Christ." But the less grisly, though generally more sexual, religious films earn a healthy platter of death threats, protests, and outright bans on their own. I guess some people should just avoid seeing movies altogether--they anger up the blood.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-28-12 12:13am - 4653 days | #23 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
If he had stopped there I would have thought he was talking about the excuse for why some women won't sleep with me!  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 03-28-12 12:04am - 4653 days | #798 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
You get an X rating and you might want to double check what year it is. NC-17 replaced X in 1990, though it's still basically a box office death sentence, minus small independent films that don't need a certain rating to earn back their minimal budgets. With the rise of disc and aftermarket sales and rentals the need for NC-17 sounds pointless. Might as well say "unrated" and let audiences know the filmmakers didn't have to get the MPAA's meaningless moral approval. I generally prefer director's cuts myself as I figure the farther you get away from the creative forces behind a film (ratings boards, "family-friendly" review sites, government censors) the less weight their judgement really carries. I'm an adult, I do not need anyone telling me how to think.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-27-12 11:45pm - 4653 days | #15 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Thanks, but I was thinking more along the lines of a Ted Haggard-style scandal. Because of his creativity in how to spend your free time there's a new bar to pass when it comes to the hypocritical gulf between what you say in public and what you actually do behind closed motel doors.  Far be if for me to judge what you put in your body, or hookers' bodies for that matter, just don't go about telling everyone else it's so wrong. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-27-12 11:34pm - 4653 days | #19 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
If Trump gets to say that this contestant isn't a woman then I get to say that whatever that thing is on his head isn't hair! 
He still has more money than most of us, while the "hair" remains an enigma. Though I still say the Simpsons' Mr. Burns said "You're fired!" better (and earlier) than Trump. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 03-27-12 11:02pm - 4653 days | #18 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Define "natural born." Still, if not for that rule I'd say all the other contestants have an unfair advantage because they were all born with their vaginas (who knows about their breasts and lips though...  ). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-24-12 04:57pm - 4656 days | #19 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
It sounds like PU'ers have misinterpreted what I meant--I was just trying to make a joke. Like if I said I was into shaved chicks (and I am!  ) and people took this to mean I was only into girls who look like an Alien3-style Sigourney Weaver. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 03-24-12 04:39am - 4657 days | #5 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I've heard people say about Santorum that if you think about gay sex as much as he does then you're probably gay. If repression really does lead to obsession, then I'd keep an eye out for this repugnant asshole--he sounds like he's about to reveal some deep, dark secret or finally send his campaign crashing back down to earth. And while I'm no fan of Obama, I do really get a kick out of how laughable his competition is with this crop of GOP clowns still left in the fight. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-22-12 08:23pm - 4658 days | #19 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
If a porn studio could afford to pay the royalties to use Pink Floyd then they would be doing phenomenally well. I seem to remember hearing some punk-ish music in the intro of some Max Hardcore videos a few years ago and then reading the band name in the credits, though needless to say I had other things on my mind at the time. (The shock-and-awe of watching his videos probably negates most of the promotive value they may have.) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 03-22-12 08:05pm - 4658 days | #10 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
This is part of the reason why I love the fully shaved ladies. People seem to frequently interpret "hairy" to mean jungle-like overgrowth. No thank you! And I figure if you want "natural" then you have to go the whole nine yards. Yes, I mean the pits, legs, and the precious bush/hedgerow that apparently makes older porn so indescribably beautiful. You want it, you get all of it! Call me pervert who is secretly interested in underage girls all you want (your problem, not mine), but I prefer females who know how to use a razor or some wax. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-07-12 10:29pm - 4673 days | #43 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
They also misappropriated the term "Aryan" to mean white-but-definitely-not-Jewish instead of Indian or Iranian (who they probably didn't like either). And to top off this Godwin's law-abiding discussion, some people find tattoos very distasteful because they were used by the Nazis to forcibly and permanently identify prisoners. Still, I think it's all about free will, and like pretty much everything else people do to themselves, if you don't like it then don't sweat it--it isn't your body! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 03-06-12 11:29pm - 4674 days | #38 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Visual appeal, plain and simple. Same reason people have their names written in a font they like, though I'm assuming yours wouldn't actually read "pat362." And it's generally safer than going with some risky symbol and saying "Oh, I just liked the way that swastika looked, I didn't know it meant something offensive." (Though to be fair, a few people could legitimately get non-racist swastikas tattooed on themselves.) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-06-12 11:14pm - 4674 days | #37 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Yeah, and then when they no longer want to sponsor you they lase that shit right off! There's got to be a less painful way to be sponsored. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 03-06-12 11:03pm - 4674 days | #18 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Good lord! Oh, and I'm sorry. I can only imagine what having to read all of our nonsense would do to a person. How you haven't quit and started living your life as a celibate monk is beyond me. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 03-06-12 10:56pm - 4674 days | #758 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I wish Kevin Smith had taken this question more seriously before he made the dreadful Clerks II. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-24-12 01:52am - 4686 days | #22 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
To once again perversely misappropriate the Charleton Heston quote (originally referring to gun ownership rights)--"From my cold dead hands!"  Of course I'll be fucked if the family value fascists are all armed...which they will almost certainly be. But I figure a slightly shortened life with porn is better than a longer, cold, humorless, sexless existence without. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-17-12 11:16pm - 4692 days | #28 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
True, but Haggard never had any of his parishioners, or whatever they're called in a megachurch, hauled off to a gulag (that we know of... ). He was really just more of an insufferable hypocrite who, surprise surprise, wound up in a motel doing crystal meth with a male masseuse/escort/sex partner--but who's to judge what one chooses to do in their free time?  But I will concede that I count myself as extremely lucky in that not only am I living in a part of the world where I can safely choose to abstain from all the religious nonsense but also living in a time when most of my serious religious enemies are televangelists with creepy smiles and expensive suits instead of pope/dictators in charge of my entire existence until the day I die (they would probably also be in charge of the funeral, come to think of it). And even on their worst days and in their most bigoted sermons, the modern Christian megachurchers and moral majoritarians are minor league compared to the crazier Muslims around who seem to be obsessed with destroying any culture or population that doesn't like to spend its time either beating up women or mutilating their genitals. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-17-12 10:48pm - 4692 days | #27 | ||
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I thought we already tried that with George W. Bush. 
This is a frequent go-to argument against atheism (surprised you didn't drop Nazism in there as well), but true, Stalin was an atheist as was the state officially. However it was also a totalitarian government where Stalin was supreme leader. In other words, no gods in any spiritual sense but Stalin was certainly substituted as one. Sorry, but unquestionable submission to any authority figure--whether it's some bearded genocidal nutcase in the sky or a mustachioed one on earth--just ain't my cup of tea, and it shouldn't be for any self-respecting atheist either. A good modern example is North Korea, an officially atheist state where its sole, unelected leader is the son and grandson of the previous two "atheist" dictators, who people are still forced to worship as some sort of divinely empowered beings. Really, what exactly is the difference between a crazy dictatorship and some creepy religious cult with an authoritarian leader? You can't call yourself an atheist and then expect everybody to believe you are god instead, and I don't endorse nor do I wish for any person to claim to be a god any more than I wish to change my complete lack of belief in any imaginary one.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 17, 2012, 11:18pm | ||
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| 02-17-12 12:37am - 4693 days | #18 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
And I don't think you give enough credit to the near-theocratic religiosity of a huge number of Americans. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-17-12 12:33am - 4693 days | #17 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Hey, sometimes I worry that my own neighbors think this about me. Still, I admit religion going after kids makes sense--hook 'em young and you've got a paying customer for life.  "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-17-12 12:27am - 4693 days | #23 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
What's depressing is that people like you (using your current views) don't really have a serious choice among major political candidates. Instead we can only seem to lump everything into very polarized camps of idiocracy. You are probably too fiscally conservative to like Democrats but the Republicans ain't exactly socially liberal. And frankly, neither party really satisfies either of those basic views. Both are responsible for massive amounts of spending, and any socially progressive legislation is only passed at a snail's pace while most citizens wonder why they're represented by out-of-touch dinosaurs (except for the ones from their own districts, of course! )If we're getting personal here, I would call myself a civil libertarian, since "liberal" is practically a slur now, while "libertarian" alone sounds only slightly less depressing than Jonestown at this point (with nitwits like Ron Paul and his followers reminding me why I hate the label). More specifically I wish Democrats would grow some balls, or at least come up with some principle views, while Republicans need to tone down the rage a little. Yeah, I'll keep dreaming. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-17-12 12:12am - 4693 days | #22 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
But what if corporations are people? My problem with no-holds-barred capitalism is that it can take on something that is far from what anybody should be able to call "free" with a straight face. How is massive data collecting, litigation protection, and financial muscle beyond what any average citizen could muster, an integral part of a "free society"? I guess if you don't mind being perpetually beholden to corporate interests--profits above everything else--or can simply afford to have them work in your favor, than the concept of unregulated free markets sounds nice. Unfortunately the vast majority of us don't really live in a world where we can simply turn to a private solution for any and every issue we face in living in a complex society. What I'm trying to say is, while its nice to make profits and have private innovation and progress, I don't think a "fuck you, I got mine first" attitude is necessary. We can, for example, have profitable private energy companies exist while also not dumping toxins into our water supplies or turning into Enron-style shitstorms in the process. It's not exactly as if our only two choices are some sort of Soviet police state or an Ayn Rand plutocracy. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-16-12 12:29am - 4694 days | #14 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
If you really want to protect children may I suggest keeping them away from religion. What else lets otherwise seemingly rational people do what amounts to physical and emotional abuse to children? Try justifying things like circumcision, confession, or faith healing outside the authoritarian confines of religion and you'd be rightly considered a criminal suspect or at the very least a serious nutcase. Sorry, I still get angry every time I think of the phrase "Born and raised ______," as if religion is something that can only be acquired by simply being born and raised that way--a poor excuse for terrible parenting. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 17, 2012, 12:35am (turboshaft: Spelling mistake) | |
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| 02-14-12 10:24pm - 4695 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
This is a good question, but you have to remember we're in a country where thoughts seem to matter more than actions. This is why the values crowd will always view a flash of Janet Jackson's bare nipple as more immoral than the level of infant mortality, say, or the very idea of gay marriage as somehow more offensive than continuing to maintain the world's highest known rate of incarceration. I mean really, who cares about children's healthcare or poverty levels when people are fucking on camera for money and nobody's stopping them?!  The regular howls from the anti-porn prudes always remind me of the classic H.L. Mencken quote: "Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy." "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-14-12 10:01pm - 4695 days | #3 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I agree, and these types of debates are probably more about attracting crowds than settling any argument (whether such a thing really exists outside of the "experts"). That and I'm not taking anything too seriously from a school that graduated George W. Bush (or John Kerry, if you like). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-13-12 11:30pm - 4696 days | #16 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
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pat362 is probably right. It sounds like some sort of elaborate surface piercing (since I have only seen photos of her with a pretty standard navel piercing). This is basically a piercing that is just under the surface of the skin and usually curved somewhat to make it easier to put a stud on each end. Think of it like a really big splinter but made out of some sort of implant grade alloy and it's not supposed to be removed! These piercings are pretty common actually, because this is what all navel and eyebrow piercings are, though the skin is curved in these places making it easier than say some random surface piercing like the nape of your neck, or, hell, just the side of it, which I can only assume is to help ward off vampires with certain metal allergies. As for the more female-oriented piercings, Tanner may have a hip piercing, which sounds similar to what is being described. But frankly that's got nothing on the Christina piercing (fairly common in porn since you can see it in all of its glory) or the no-holds-barred Neferti. A girl with a Neferti ain't fooling around, is she? Ouch! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 02-12-12 11:23pm - 4697 days | #6 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
To me that's true of any type of content, and the main reason I could never get into most of Max Hardcore's material, or that of any of his idiotic imitators. Though I do enjoy watching much of the same type of stuff when the women are clearly enjoying it--occasionally so much so that they are too hard even for me!
I hope you're talking about a navel piercing, because a stomach piercing sounds really painful! Though I don't think they look too bad on women, less silly than a nose ring, or even most nose studs (similar to a jeweled earring). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 12, 2012, 11:27pm | ||
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| 02-12-12 11:11pm - 4697 days | #5 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I would think that's how a lot of women would respond to having to do an anal scene, and I'm frankly surprised she hasn't done one until recently (at least on camera). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-09-12 11:15pm - 4700 days | #23 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Some of these posts have reminded me of the short story by Chuck Palahniuk (author of "Fight Club") appropriately titled "Guts." Without giving away too much of the plot, it's basically about a teenage boy--I think you can see part of the problem already--who has discovered a unique way to masturbate using the suction vent on the bottom of his parents' pool, until something goes horribly wrong of course. Supposedly audiences have thrown up at a number of his book readings and his stories are generally not for the faint of heart, much less the easily offended, and this one is no exception. (You can read it here on his website if you're still interested. Don't say I didn't warn you. ) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-08-12 09:08pm - 4701 days | #19 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Actually that sounds like it would hurt, and we're not even using the 220 to 240v found in much of Europe! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-07-12 02:36am - 4703 days | #16 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
If only... U.S. tax code is at times both fascinating and perplexing, and I think you're allowed to deduct medical expenses over a certain percentage of your income--however "personal use items" are not deductible (I guess the U.S. would lose too much revenue if the various arsenals of sex toys in people's homes started being claimed as deductibles ).Fun fact: vasectomies are deductible. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-06-12 02:40am - 4704 days | #11 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
I always fear it's going to be a call from my local branch (really happened to me with some recent non-porn travel charges), and then next time I'm there to deposit a check or whatever I'm going to get to the counter and the pretty clerk is going to see my name and the pervo/creep alarm in her brain is going to go off while she quietly looks around to check and see just how high the plexiglass bullet shield is. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-04-12 03:51pm - 4705 days | #3 | ||
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Yes, and it's frankly the one good thing I have had from my bank and credit card accounts ("maintenance" fees, hidden charges, secretive account regulations, along with the other made-up bullshit, don't exactly make me jump for joy ). Generally it's been from traveling where I haven't informed them ahead of time, which would suck anyway because you spend 30 minutes on hold to have them somehow interpret your call as "Okay, we'll go ahead and close your account." Sometimes it's a real pain in the ass because, even after verifying your identity, they want you to confirm the exact amount, date, and name of business. I'm not careless or that forgetful, it's just that I don't memorize my charges down to the penny and then wait by the phone with a pile of receipts hoping the credit card company rings for a friendly fraud alert chat.
You'd think they'd try and be a little less conspicuous in what your statement will actually say, and this is usually even a selling point for a lot of stores and sites. I'm guessing many couples share accounts and there's no chaste explanation for "BangBros" that would pass the wife test. I'm sure it's interesting to work at a credit card company or bank and see who's the freakiest amongst your account holders. And who knows, maybe a good way to scout out new sites as well. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | ||
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| 02-01-12 09:02pm - 4708 days | #30 | |
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turboshaft (0)
Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Congrats on the milestone; now on to 2000 posts! Thanks for the above mention, though I'm somewhat hesitant to think back on the verbal vulgarity that comprises my growing number of posts over the last few years. I guess if I ever got married and the otherwise amazing lady put two and two together and figured out my pseudonym here it would make for a long, awkward conversation (or a disconcertingly short one... ). I'd assume it's sort of like having a list of your criminal charges read aloud in a courtroom.And thank you Internet for providing a permanent archive of everyone's "anonymous" brain farts and idiotic rants in a convenient digital form! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 03, 2012, 09:41pm (turboshaft: Spelling issue.) | |
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| 02-01-12 08:49pm - 4708 days | #12 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
By that logic shouldn't women being encouraging their male partners to watch facial videos in lieu of going downrange of the guy's jizz missile? "Honey, I'm sure those women honestly do enjoy getting it right in the face, and the paycheck is just a fringe benefit, but don't even think of trying it with me."   "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-01-12 08:38pm - 4708 days | #11 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
This would explain the various creampie genres and sites out there that seem to aim for everywhere but the face (and the few that are way too specific about where on the face--those cumshot-in-the-eye/"pinkeye" videos come to mind ). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove | |
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| 02-01-12 08:21pm - 4708 days | #10 | |
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Active User Posts: 1,958 Registered: Apr 01, '08 |
Me neither, but I figure it's a double-edged sword. It would make me feel like some sort of triumphant satyr to be able to pleasure a lady so fully (because of course it's real, right? ), while at the same time hoping my neighbors don't call the police out of fear that I'm really some sort of poor man's Patrick Bateman. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Feb 01, 2012, 08:28pm | |
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