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12-16-13  09:50pm - 4024 days #6
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


A few specific observations that I noted:
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• I'm surprised by the level of religiosity that some girls still have. Many report being brought up within strict religious rules and while most have moved past that some haven't. I suspect that part of my surprise at this comes from not being an American or living in the U.S. which is easily the most religious western democracy.


Yes, we're all a bunch of heavily armed, paranoid, religious fanatics.

But seriously, the religiosity of the U.S.--with a constitution that originally mentioned neither church nor God--is an uncomfortably bizarre outlier in the world of modern, industrialized countries. I guess it's why we can elect as president individuals who are "reborn" alcoholics who wish us to believe they are nothing more than plain ol' God-fearing cowboys. Or why even our current "socialist" president must pepper nearly every speech with praises to a higher power lest, what, the Secret Service will have to start taking lightning strikes and plagues of locusts for him?

How this affects or effects porn stars probably varies widely, though I would hazard to guess it doesn't have the most positive influence. Kids love to rebel, and what better way to say "Fuck you!" to sex-scolding parents than to do something as socially treacherous as porn work. Even outside of porn I don't think religion has much good to say or teach in the way of sex, and I would go so far as to blame it on all the perversity (not sexuality) in our society.

If we had a more mature and accepting handle on sex I don't think we'd have to pump it into every media and social outlet we can get our hands on. Furthermore we also wouldn't overact to things that we currently think of as scandalous just because they contain a hint or trace of nudity and/or sex. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

12-15-13  11:37pm - 4025 days #2
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It doesn't sound that weird, especially when you watch a lot of content from the same site or studio. The Kink.com sites mostly shoot in and around the San Francisco Armory (tours available! ), and certain sets become quite familiar after only a couple of scenes.

Didn't think a place like the Renaissance Tower would allow an adult shoot. Tons of places in Los Angeles have signs up to rent for filming, though generally not porn. A film crew can easily wreck almost any location in which they shoot...but rarely with jizz, pussy juice, or Santorum. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

12-08-13  01:13am - 4033 days #9
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Oh yes ... how I do recall the hard preaching against "dancin'" And yes ....I am a Southern boy. And lemme tell'ya ....we had these kind of preachers coming out of the woodwork. Big tents would spring up all around. Didn't have to know where they were, just follow shouting.
As a lad .I remember when Oral Roberts came to town ..... recall him at one revival meeting pointing his finger at the crowd and warning that somebody fitting my description is being called upon to come to the alter to repent.


I'm sure he sensed some sin in you...or just whatever money you had on you, since any and every religion always has open arms for whatever cash it can get its mortal, tax-free hands on. As George Carlin said about god: "He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money!"

Originally Posted by graymane:


Its rather ironic, as years passed, I discovered that a fast route to pussyville is being a good dancer.
[...]
Even got myself laid by the local preacher's daughter.


I wonder, if you fuck a holy man's daughter, does it not count as a sin? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

12-07-13  08:08pm - 4033 days #8
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Drooler, I thought ALS had started shooting boy-girl content even earlier? Like March 2010 when I originally complained about the webmaster mentioning an upcoming BJ scene they had shot.

Personally, it was sites like ALS Scan that made me question the whole boy-girl exclusive action to the term "hardcore" since I saw plenty of solo and girl-girl content on their site that was plenty hardcore, or at least making a hell of an effort to be. I remember an early girl-girl shoot they did in '99 or 2000 with Joanne and Claudia--it was like feminine magic! (I remember feeling like I was under a spell, similar to how I feel with other great girl-girl scenes. )

Take girl-girl to the extreme and I suppose you will eventually end up with the hijinks they perform on a Kink.com site like Everything Butt. Not a penis or penis-shaped toy in sight, yet a couple of creative women can make a heart-stopping and non-"hardcore" scene. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

12-07-13  07:46pm - 4033 days #16
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Originally Posted by messmer:


There's plenty of evidence of artificial lubrication but very little of the natural kind. Do models ever get turned on by what they are doing, I wonder, or is it all for the money, with sexuality put on the back burner?


I'm sure many get turned on all the time, though that really isn't the point and to what degree they are turned is not entirely clear. Making a good porn scene won't necessarily make for the most pleasurable performer experience. And the bonus or "just for the model's pleasure" videos I've watched that are marked as "genuine" do tend to be quite boring--slow, quiet, no ridiculous positions or facial expressions.

Conversely, some of my favorite scenes are my favorite because of the entertainment value, and despite the obvious fun involved were probably a lot more effort than necessary to make a girl aroused, much less orgasmic. Like everything else in porn, separate the onscreen spectacle from reality and it's understandable that female orgasms aren't always occurring.

Of course, it won't hurt to watch them keep on trying. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

12-05-13  09:34am - 4035 days #18
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Originally Posted by graymane:


OK now, terbo, leave "heads-up" alone.


"It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

12-02-13  09:18pm - 4038 days #10
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Originally Posted by graymane:


You're right, turbo, Military selects were at the operational helm at the time I went in. But I suppose you'll also be surprised to know that actually MOST of the personal working in those silos WERE non-military. Examples included union providers for trades such as carpenters, electricians, plumbers, etc,.


Just like we did with Iraq, and continue to do with Afghanistan. My experience was that the range of jobs and payscale was enormous. Less-than-minimum wage foreign workers doing the peasant-type labor--because fuck 'em, they're not American citizens!--like food, janitor, laundry, toilets, etc. Then for security and weapons-carrying work hire overpaid gym rats and protein junkies who only seem to be able to make it through life with numerous tribal tattoos and never more than an arms' reach away from an automatic weapon--always doing it for "country" of course.

The end result is a marginalization of the skills of the military and the shocking willingness to just throw money at problems (lack of manpower, massive reconstruction demands) or just simply throw it away and not have We The People give a hoot. It's worse than many of the problems of ending the draft because it allows our foreign policy to be carried out with less and less consideration for treaties or the way we view our military. Hey, Blackwater/Xe is operating in a dangerous environment, so give them some leeway when they commit war crimes, but they aren't soldiers either so they're really not even crimes!

I guess some things will never change.

Originally Posted by graymane:


True story .....

Seated in the front seat of my car Getting a blowjob one night from a fat girl before taking her to a long-awaited dinner ...... she suddenly chomped down on my erect penis and began chewing on it as though it was a frankfurter.
You could hear my screams a block away!


Fat girls need love too, though apparently after they've had a bite to eat! I do appreciate a girl with good teeth and a bright smile...though that's usually accompanied with a strong jaw. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

12-02-13  07:49pm - 4038 days #14
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Originally Posted by graymane:


If I wanna get into it, I just plug in the tips and pull'em out when I've got what I need.


I think some people take the same approach to porn, and occasionally sex. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

12-02-13  07:47pm - 4038 days #13
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Drooler, they already have begun to do so, at least partially. For example, Western Digital sells basically the same portable Passport drive but with some bullshit "feature" like "For Mac" meaning it's preformatted in Mac OS Journaled--which you could do with one of their lowly non-Mac portable drives for free. Basically the difference you pay (since they're priced differently in many retailers) is in color and a "For Mac" under the Passport model name.

This reminds me of one extra, crucial piece of advice: the first thing you should do with any drive, after of taking it out of its packaging, is reformatting. The crapware that these drives come with is almost always mentioned negatively in reviews, even though physically speaking the drive is functional. Surprise, surprise: the manufacturers' asinine sign-me-up-for-shit-I-don't-need software causes more headaches than it could ever hope to prevent.

You're buying drives for storage, not Kafkaesque digital nightmares. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

12-01-13  04:07pm - 4039 days #8
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Sorry to hear about the loss, Denner.

A word of caution about buying advice: a lot of hard disk drive experience is just that, personal experience and highly anecdotal. The problem is that the vast majority of drives bought by consumers are meant for consumers and the manufacturers usually source from numerous disk factories (frequently separate from where the final product is assembled) with varying degrees of quality control. Add to this the fact there could be a "bad batch" that affects more than one brand and it isn't always so easy to pin down a bad make or model.

And not to pile on the told-you-so bandwagon, but how many of us buy hard drives on sale, or never bother to back up the data we really want to keep? I know I'm certainly guilty. Hell, I'm a repeat offender and will probably continue to do it!

My advice is try to buy a drive roughly to spec of what you need/prefer: size, RPM speed (though in many cases this particular info is close to impossible to find, a good sign of a cheap drive meant for casual use), connection types, etc. Then try to find where the exact model you want is sold cheapest. No reason to pay more for the same item.

Finally, backup and then triplicate the stuff you really can't live without. I have a few sites and folders that I've backed up across multiple drives just to be safe. It's those scenes that, as a recent poll asked, I keep going back to over and over again. Though I need to do it for a bit more of my collection, there's is stuff I simply don't want to be bothered to collect or sign up for again, no matter how perpetual we're to believe the Internet is.

Save the really good stuff for multiple backups so you can live long and . "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-29-13  01:42pm - 4041 days #9
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No worries, you certainly don't sound radical to me.

Just making a point about how good intentions in food seem to get hijacked by philosophical beliefs that are also a mix of politics and health woo.

Back to the original topic , I seem to remember reading a number of performers mentioning practicing vegetarianism or even veganism. Great, except for the cigarette and/or marijuana smoking (smoke from an organic compound, no matter how "medicinal," still contains carcinogens), and the tons of aggressive condom-free sex, which are all greater and more immediate threats to one's health. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-29-13  01:16pm - 4041 days #7
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jberryl69, with regards to antibiotic use in farm animals, it is worth noting that not all use is purely evil. If an animal gets sick--which can still happen regardless of how "small" or "sustainable" a farm is--I would hope a farmer would have enough sense to give it something instead of letting "nature" take its course (getting sicker, and/or dying slowly).

There are a lot of good ideas and practices regarding food--yes, livestock and consumers could probably be better off without routine antibiotic use--but there's also a lot weird, absolutist, quasi-religious claptrap as well. Snake oils, cure-alls, "superfoods," "natural," and "organic" bullshit seems to abound everywhere. If something makes you feel good that's one thing, but it's no substitute for facts and evidence-based study. And anecdotes such not be taken as legitimate medical advice, especially when genetics and risky lifestyle choices can negatively health no matter what kind of food you dump down your gullet. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-29-13  12:53pm - 4041 days #6
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Originally Posted by pat362:


At least there are drugs on the market to help people with HIV but there are none for those infected with these new untreatable strains of gonorrhea.


Part of the problem, at least for porn performers, is the industry's relatively casual treatment of STDs that aren't HIV or AIDS. Though treatable, HIV and AIDS are in no way curable--they are viruses after all--and still scare performers considerably more. They are in effect the scarlet letter(s?) of the industry because they can instantly kill an onscreen career, while still taking years to kill the body (part of what has helped turned AIDS into a global pandemic).

But once again, that old proverb, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, may really be the only solution to this recurring problem. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-28-13  12:41pm - 4042 days #3
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


So how much does a girl get paid for being on contract and doing so few scenes?


My guess is that being a contract girl pays more than $22K a year, though it probably also involves more than just a few movies per year.

Originally Posted by jberryl69:


I'm thankful this year for being able to ask such questions on PU.


Aren't we all? Has to be less controversial than the political and religious topics of dinner conversation every family tries to handle as delicately as live hand grenades. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-28-13  03:56am - 4043 days #8
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Originally Posted by graymane:


You talk about a haunting sight, nothing would shake your bones like at midnight seeing the earth parting and these garage-size doors lifting to allow this three-story platform housing the giant missile slowly rise to ground level....awaiting but an ounce button to have the rocket soaring into the skies.


Never knew we had anybody but military personnel manning our nuclear arsenal, especially during the batshit insane MAD days of the Cold War, but I'm sure stranger things have happened. (Like our proposals for digging harbors with nuclear bombs, our designs for atomic artillery and mortars, etc.) And I certainly don't remember you ever mentioning having working as a guard for one...sounds stressful.

That being said I much prefer our tax dollars go towards rockets with non-strike capabilities, though the Saturn V rocket used for the moon missions was basically an ICBM with a manned capsule in place of an atomic warhead. If nothing else the space program has probably claimed fewer lives, even if rocket fuel is equally dangerous and deadly regardless of what it's launching. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-28-13  03:42am - 4043 days #26
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


"In her pre-Blondie days Deborah 'Debbie' Harry worked as a Playboy bunny at New York City's Playboy Club from 1968 to 1973 back when she had long brown hair." Apparently back then they would use paper rather than silicone.


Who would've thought that she was not blonde when she worked for Playboy? I guess truth is stranger than fiction--though not in matching the carpet and drapes, apparently. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-28-13  03:31am - 4043 days #3
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Don't want to rain on anybody's parade, pat ..... but this health warning too will pass.


Oh no, it's raining gonorrhea!

Originally Posted by graymane:


Although I share some of your concern, I don't see the Pharmaceutical industry workin' overtime at the labs to find a cure.
I'm certainly not convinced this bug is anywhere near the threat posed by Aids ... as this writer grimly seems to project in his short article.


Part of the cure of such things is taking better precautions in curing them in the first place, as antibiotic-resistant strains evolve because of overuse of antibiotics.

And yes, I'd still be more worried about AIDS and HIV as they are incurable, since they are viruses and not diseases like gonorrhea. Mike South unfortunately addresses this with a truly clumsy and sensationalized sentence: "This is a very big deal because unlike HIV and even HEP Gonorrhea is very contagious and these strains may well be 'uncureable' according to the CDC."

I hope those in the industry wetting their hot pants over this at least understand how "uncureable" (not to mention lethal) HIV and AIDS already are. This industry should be concerned about performers' health, given the inevitable risks and the fact that they are operating in a country that has the moral insanity to make health care a for-profit industry, but scaremongering and ignorance help no one. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Nov 28, 2013, 03:34am

11-22-13  12:37am - 4049 days Original Post - #1
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Though it's a bit off topic from porn--even with his storied sex addiction--this November 22nd is the fiftieth anniversary of the JFK assassination and by proxy the era to which it supposedly marked an end or beginning. Granted mainstream media loves to bookend eras to specific dates and single events as much as possible, but I'm still a skeptic as to what or how exactly his continued life and possible second term would have accomplished so much better than how history has actually played out.

Just on the topic of the Vietnam war, an entire documentary takes the position that he was planning to redeploy all American advisors from Southeast Asia and thus would have peacefully avoided the next decade of bloodshed and ruin that actually occurred. But only a few months before his murder Kennedy told Walter Cronkite in a TV interview that he viewed anybody who believed in withdrawing from Vietnam as "wholly wrong," and spoke of his fear that if it fell to communism the neighboring countries would be next.

Ultimately JFK's legacy is tied to his assassination because it was so unfinished during his life. Conveniently one can turn what he "would have done" into something quite positive simply because he was never able to fully address it in the thousand days he was president. However, since we have a number of older users here who were alive then (I'm not naming names! ) and possibly even remember him as president, I am curious as to what others think and/or remember. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-15-13  06:34pm - 4055 days #4
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I have the same problem, the person above me seem to do cardio at all hours. Midnight, 2AM, 4AM, whatthefuckever--because apparently making sure to spend some time on the goddamn treadmill is like remembering to take cancer medication.

When I first heard it I passed it off as just some sexual hijinks, which is fine since there's generally a shorter time limit to such things and, frankly, more people could stand to get laid (myself included ). But then it was going on for too long and sounded more mechanical, like a treadmill or someone jumping rope, rather than a bed frame about to be broken. I also doubt it's sex or masturbation because it only sounds like one person at a time but with no accompanying moans and/or groans. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-15-13  06:25pm - 4055 days #12
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Or the mysterious death of Haley Paige, who had a history of drug use though I'm not sure what actually killed her.

It seems in many cases the choice of partner can be as lethal as the choice of drug. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-15-13  03:13am - 4056 days #9
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Pot - This seems to be an accepted drug of choice openly condoned & supported by pornstars.


Yes, countless performers, particularly the women with Twitter feeds, seem to all be potheads, and frequently drunk potheads at that. I'm all for recreational drug use--we can all attest to how stressful life is--but "Woohoo! 420, bitches!" gets old really fast if that's the extent of your personal philosophy. The stickers, shirts, and yes, even the tattoos make it look like you're stuck in some sort of perpetual Phish concert while the rest of world tries to convince you that you're actually an adult, and an embarrassing one at that. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-15-13  03:06am - 4056 days #8
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


Porn & drugs - kind of a combustible duo - give fast money to young women in a profession that they probably don't feel comfortable talking about with many of the most important people in their lives and you're asking for trouble.


I remember a documentary where a director stated that his advice for newcomers was don't put your paycheck up your nose, in your closet, or in your garage, because you won't be a twenty something forever. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-14-13  04:27pm - 4056 days #16
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Sorry, Turbo, but try as I may, I'm not getting the point to your latter post ending.
But if its saying I'm associating body-ornamentation to criminal behavior, then I cannot stress too strongly my ambiguities on the matter one way or the other.


No need to be sorry; reading your post it seemed like you were associating your anecdotal account with a heavily pierced and tattooed individual to a criminogenic life, but obviously I misread it.

There doesn't seem to be a lot of hard data on the issue-- criminals and their body modifications or lack thereof--and that's either because it's so complex or maybe it just doesn't mean much of anything. But both sides seem to enjoy the "I know a guy" stories that don't say anything conclusive about getting tattoos and piercings and, what, not going to church, voting Democrat, speaking a second language, etc.?

Assholes are assholes, and whether or not that's innate, learned, or both, I doubt ink and jewelry is going to sway people. (And personally, I think the world's biggest criminals can easily be spotted by their expensive suits, handmade shoes, and vulgarly flashy watches. ) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-14-13  04:13pm - 4056 days #50
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Originally Posted by graymane:


"Vice is nice"
"but a little virtue won't hurt you"


And a vice can also be virtuous.

For example, some might call sex a vice, but eat a girl out and she may see you as a very virtuous person. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-14-13  04:09pm - 4056 days #49
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Originally Posted by Khan:


Reading your post I was reminded of a quote:


You said it, or at least quoted it, much better than me. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-14-13  04:06pm - 4056 days #22
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


.... just hope I don't find time to reinstitute the PU awards again


Please do! We could always use some more humor around here. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-14-13  04:03pm - 4056 days #21
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


It is also probable that as internet users we will also get caught up in the shakedown act. Do you want high speed all the time? At peak times? For fast access to websites not paying shakedown money already? If so, then paying your ISP more money for that privilege is probably going to become a theme too.

Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


Not really surprising given the increase in traffic, and governments will be happy for ISP's to discriminate against websites who have porn, politically incorrect, politically critical, or whistle blowing material. What surprises me is they have been unable to discriminate until now. It's one more inevitable step towards control of the internet.


But of course! Nothing more American than to have the consumer-denizen perform his or her patriotic duty by opening their wallets and then bending over and taking it up the ass--because if we don't then freedom dies.

Regardless of our government leaders' deepest wishes to treat us as nothing more than a group of helpless five year-olds I think their priority is to protect "free enterprise" (i.e., give us more money!) than it is to hunt down and lock up the Max Hardcores of the world. The current Supreme Court is slightly socially liberal but very business friendly--how else can you explain the Citizens United decision?--which ultimately goes back to Justice Powell and his far-right memo to get corporations more involved in legislation and politics. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Nov 14, 2013, 04:07pm

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Why am I more bothered by the misspellings in both letters than the thought of hearing a neighbor fucking/masturbating? Neighbors exercising on a floor above (there is a difference) are way more annoying than those having sex, but I still don't think I would ever post a note. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-13-13  02:18am - 4058 days #90
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Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


Sarah Palin #1

Idiocy


I don't know, can you actually smell idiocy? You certainly can read it and hear it. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-13-13  02:08am - 4058 days #44
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Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


Real men donate to charity, even if it's just the spare change they got back from the coffee they bought at Tim Horton's in the little box on the counter to whatever charity it happens to be.


All charity isn't equal. Not to sound a greedy asshole, but simply giving money to an organization or cause may not be the best way to better the world. Numerous "charitable" groups have huge overhead with comfortably paid executives and less-than-stellar records of actually accomplishing anything.

Combine this with what I call conditional charity and it isn't all it's cracked up to be. For example, though the Salvation Army (frequently seen or heard around Christmas time with volunteers standing outside stores with a red kettle) does things like disaster relief through donations and volunteering they also maintain a rather dogmatic stance against everything gay or simply gay tolerant. I already wouldn't donate to them because they're a religious group, but even without that I don't need to "save the world" by way of slurring an already disadvantaged group.

Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


* Another mind blowing coincidence, Bill Maher just made a reference to how good people donate to charity, posted a minute before air time (it's a live show), weird shit.


That was a hilarious and sad piece because so many prominent religious people seem to use the "It's all a part of God's plan" as an excuse to say to poor people that they're fucked for life anyway and therefore charity--or worse, government assistance!--won't do them any good. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-13-13  01:47am - 4058 days #43
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Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


Real men don't run away from their problems and face their inner demons and stomp them into the ground.


Nah, I kinda like some of my inner demons. Keeps life from getting too boring.

Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


So Khan challenged me to this thread and yet has to make an addition. What gives?


I think he mentioned in another thread that he didn't want to contribute too much because it would give the impression that since a webmaster has a certain view then the entire site (including TheBestPorn) leaned that way as well, compromising it as a relatively unbiased review site. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-07-13  07:05am - 4064 days #64
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Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


*** For all you paranoid people out there, by talking about our First Lady like this the FBI, CIA and NSA just swarmed all over this website like flies to a pile of shit so you better unplug your external hard drives and turn off your modems if you don't want them snooping around in your porn collection


There are far worse things said about her on other sites in response to her support of an apparently freedom-hating trifecta; growing your own organic garden, getting more exercise, and of course drinking water. Yup, drinking water, and those tired masses yearning to be free among us thought What?! Drink more water? Fuck you, first lady! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-07-13  06:55am - 4064 days #40
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Originally Posted by Capn:


You may have noticed I have not disabled the account.


No, but RagingBuddist did, and like Tdm666 said, with no explanation, unless I'm missing something.

I miss him; he was a fellow rage-aholic, and I can't be left to pick up all the slack. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-06-13  10:22pm - 4064 days #13
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Originally Posted by graymane:


Problem #2 was an appetite for drugs, the consumption of which I've yet to see anywhere.


I guess being "good at anything he took on" didn't always lead to the best outcomes. Sad story, but I don't think it proves anything for or against tattoos and piercings. If anything, all the other tattooed and pierced freaks going about their daily lives are seriously lacking in their criminal accomplishments. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-06-13  10:10pm - 4064 days #12
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


A surgical needle is sterilized, usually with 70% alcohol. The hole is made into the skin layer which reaches down to the muscle layer.


I hate to bring up my germaphobia (again), but I do hate it when people pass off alcohol as sterilization, especially for something that's going to be cutting into skin. Sorry, but it's bad enough when people pass off a practice that's just fucking dumb, but also potentially dangerous. From the CDC: "Alcohols are not recommended for sterilizing medical and surgical materials principally because they lack sporicidal action and they cannot penetrate protein-rich materials. Fatal postoperative wound infections with Clostridium have occurred when alcohols were used to sterilize surgical instruments contaminated with bacterial spores."

I can't say for sure if it's a fleeting sense of adventurism or the perceived individualism (usually from observing someone else do it first, of course), but the ignorance that surrounds body modification, particularly from the anecdote-is-everything "experienced" crowd just pisses off the evidence-based rationalist in me. Frankly, for something like a surgical needle, it should come sterilized in sealed packaging from the manufacturer, or someone's properly autoclaving it and hopefully has at least has the vaguest sense of what in the fuck they are actually doing, at least before they go slicing into your epidermis.

And since anecdotes are what make the world of the body mod crowd go around, I'll add my own, since I have a few piercings myself--no dermals, I'm sad to report, but we can't all be above average. And even attempting to have a few rational preferences of my own sometimes got to me. Like requesting titanium jewelry for an original piercing, answered with the reassuring "We have surgical stainless steel, it's basically the same." Except it's fucking not, and I quickly learned to leave the apparently impenetrable science of metallurgy to people who could understand the mysterious differences between titanium, iron, chromium, and nickel (the guilty element in stainless steel alloys that can cause allergic reactions).

And even if someone understands why one might prefer a particular material over another they're frequently caught in the vegetative state of preaching that everything "natural" is better. Never mind that isolated and pure elements, including some metals that go into jewelry, are rarely found naturally, and have yet to be found in the shape and strength of a ring or bead.

(Sorry jb, know it's your blog, but my craw was definitely being stuck when I read that one and the veins on my forehead were throbbing with rage. ) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Nov 06, 2013, 10:16pm

11-04-13  12:18am - 4067 days #17
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I have it set up with my credit card so that they send me an email every time I make a transaction. The only thing is that the transaction has to be $20 or above, as apparently fraud doesn't start below there.

The one time I had to deal with fraud on my card was years ago with a nonpornographic online purchase from some stupid fucking clothing store I'd never heard of much less even consider giving one penny of my business. Anyway my CC company sent me a copy of the invoice from the disputed purchase--the shipping address was to some asshole I'd never heard of in a state about a thousand miles from my billing address at the time! I don't think I ever ending up yelling at them on the phone because I was too speechless from trying to comprehend if a business could actually act so goddamn dumb in response to a customer telling them, yes, that indeed was a fraudulent charge.

And CC companies wonder why consumers hate them so much! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-03-13  11:50pm - 4067 days #20
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Originally Posted by slutty:


I don't understand people that don't wash their hands in the bathroom, I don't care how "clean" you think you are, I don't want to shake hands with your junk.


It isn't so much after the bathroom as before touching something or someone that could be vulnerable. For example, a sterile instrument could no longer be considered sterile if you touched it with bare hands. And though shaking "hands with your junk" may sound unclean there are plenty of invisible nasties on doorknobs, phones, and computers, without getting a penis anywhere near them, especially in a hospital where we've successfully bred supergerms through our over-enthusiastic use of antibiotics. And don't let the "super" in the name fool you, they are quite bad.

As a somewhat germaphobic person myself, I don't think I could ever work sanely in a hospital--I'd be spending all my time incinerating and boiling things! Of course on a porn set I'd probably be too horny to care... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-02-13  03:48pm - 4068 days #15
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Originally Posted by LePornoisseur:


I had one incident where my info was on file and I clicked on the link to see what new content was up and was charged, but that was fixed relatively quickly.


I detest any site, porn or otherwise, that tries to keep my info on file. I don't care about the "convenience" of risking credit card fraud or identity theft just so it takes five fewer minutes to order bullshit online. Out of habit I try to refuse as much as possible the optional claptrap about "your information is safe with us" in order store my credit card number. Hell, the NSA has whistleblowers leaking massive amounts of data, why is a porn site any more secure?

Therefore I only trust Nigerian princes who contact me via email! "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-02-13  03:38pm - 4068 days #17
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Originally Posted by slutty:


I would just point out (having family members in the salon industry) that any decent barber/stylist will clean or store their utensils in barbecide which is a strong disinfectant/antiviral solution, some even use autoclaves, thus the risk of getting an infection at a quality hair stylist is basically zero (likely not much different than getting it from hospital equipment).


And yet with all of our wonderful sterilization technology and freedom-loving private healthcare facilities one of the main reasons for infections in hospitals is simply not washing hands. Kind of an insane risk when dealing with the human body through surgery.

Originally Posted by slutty:


Just thought I would point this out so people aren't scared off of barbers, my lady loves when I get a straight razor shave


I hope she understands that we love it when they shave as well! (Though probably not from a barber.) "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-01-13  11:52pm - 4069 days #42
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Originally Posted by Thedebilman666:


*Had no clue she was a guest on Real Time tonight, posted two hours before air time, love mind blowing coincidences like that


And of course also with his guest Ann Coulter to round out the category of unfuckable political harpies. You would think for a single woman, apparently in her early fifties, with a thin figure and long blonde hair, Coulter would make a man think she has more than a permafrost pussy (as I mentioned above).

Nope. I apparently turn into some sort of eunuch whenever she starts speaking. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-01-13  11:30pm - 4069 days #14
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The number of girls who have made only a handful of videos, some even just one, before fleeing towards a clothed profession is staggering. I'm betting it's a combination of starting too hard too early and simply not having any idea of what it's like to have sex, or more accurately perform it, in front of a camera and crew.

I wonder what would happen if these young women had gone a more progressive route; i.e. nude, softcore, girl-boy, and then whatever the hell you call something like EverythingButt. Far be it for me to prejudge women I've never met in a job I've never tried, but I don't think most should start in the business the "Punch me in the stomach" Sasha Grey route. Neither should they attempt some Max Hardcore performance that seems to leave the majority of his co-performers in tears, if not genuine pain.

It's one thing to watch and be turned on by an extreme scene, it's something entirely different to perform it. I look at porn like I look at extreme sports: fun to watch, not always so fun to attempt, and certainly not without a lot of less-than-sexy trial and error first. And I don't think someone is radically more sexually mature at 21 than they were at 18. Things like butt fucking, fisting, and watersports are all pretty intense for someone who's never actually experienced them, much less for an audience. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

11-01-13  10:55pm - 4069 days #11
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Originally Posted by Carter:


I'm surprised this topic has not sparked more conversation. Perhaps enough has already been said in another post.

Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Don't be surprised - PU is going through a metamorphosis at the moment - I think the traffic is perhaps a little slow - and some ppl are bummed at the prospect of change.


That and it seems to have been discussed ad nauseam in the forum and polls.

I will say that in general I don't mind them--they can always add to the fun of an all-girl video, for example--though I definitely don't like those reciprocating dildo machines some sites insist on using. If you've not seen them in action they're basically like a dildo stuck onto a small locomotive wheel coupled with all the noise and annoyance of a dilapidated mechanical contraption to make you forget you were ever watching anything remotely erotic. Kink.com devotes an entire site to it, appropriately titled Fucking Machines, as I'd imagine that's what many viewers scream in exasperation after trying to sit through a video that seems to be geared towards making a terminator horny.

Of course if you prefer the more on-the-go sex machines, there are the Drilldo-type creations that combine the penetrative pleasure of a dildo with the penetrative power (and convenience) of a cordless drill. Which I guess could be handy if anyone ever wanted to make a porno that was also a home improvement lesson and didn't want to invest in too many props (though both could probably benefit from a good layer of plastic sheeting on the floor ).

I've lost count of the number of videos that started with some guy who's tasked with fixing something in a house only to wind up fucking the pretty lady who presumably owns the place. I wonder if contractors charge extra for that? "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Nov 01, 2013, 10:59pm

10-29-13  10:48pm - 4072 days #7
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


My best guess regarding Wet and Pissy is that they would be using the same business model regarding the discounts.


Their join page has all three sites--WetandPuffy, WeLikeToSuck, and WetandPissy--listed as part of the subscription, but so do all these sites, so I guess it's just the same membership for the same price by way of whatever fucked-up fetish lures you in.

Originally Posted by jberryl69:


And if you're interested in pissy stuff, you might look at Sineplex/Legalporno/piss my ass off series.


I'm always interested and have seen a little of their stuff, albeit I prefer the solo and girl-girl route taken by W&P above, which is practically a fine art to me.

Stuff like Sineplex is more the Max Hardcore/extreme sports route of the surprisingly varied genre of watersports; where it seems to be more about the spectacle than the eroticism. You can see unapologetically hardcore, I-never-thought-of-that-before scenes, but the women never look like they're totally enjoying it and the male performers come off as hired jerks. I dislike those last two aspects a lot, unfortunately there's a huge and insatiable market for such things. But even if I was into this the scenes I've seen are too long and it's an annoying pay-per-view site, not a flat rate. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-23-13  07:51pm - 4078 days #5
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


I recently joined 21Sextury though PU for $9.95*. The layout of the 21Sextury portal leads one to think that all of their network sites (21Sextreme & 21Naturals) are included. There were not. Inside the portal you will find those sites locked and an offer to join them, though all of the scenes will be listed under a model's name.


I could have sworn when I was member (a few years back... ) that 21Sextury included 21Sextreme, though I don't remember 21Naturals. Are you saying they list all scenes for a model across all their networks, but without links to download those that aren't under your particular subscription? Damn confusing and annoying because, frankly, some of us want to go straight to the dirty stuff and join 21Sextreme but wouldn't mind getting a couple other sites as well. Their tour pages don't exactly clear up matters much.

On a somewhat related issue, I was looking at WetAndPissy--because, with me, there's no accounting for taste, and as I mentioned above, "straight to the dirty stuff" --and was wondering if you get all of WetAndPissy.com plus all of their parent company's sites through Puffy Network. Both of these subscriptions are $20/month ($30/month without PU discount), but I couldn't accurately say what the point of joining a single site if the network has all of its content as well as all the other sites for the same exact price.

I must be missing something. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove Edited on Oct 23, 2013, 08:18pm (turboshaft: Spelling)

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Originally Posted by LPee23:


Pew Research is conservative leaning, and they produce lots of bad statistics. Other groups have studies this topic, and the number generally comes out to be 33%.


"[C]onservative leaning" and "lots of bad statistics" could describe a lot of groups. Even so, 33% still sounds way too low for me. Sort of like how more than 50% of people will believe they are above average when asked by a pollster, a statistical impossibility if there ever was one.

My view is that we all do a deed to get our respective rocks off, one way or another--some of us are just a lot more open and honest about it. And I guess this is why I'm so skeptical of all the high and mighty authorities who claim to be so much more virtuous and pure. Right... "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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I originally thought of posting this a couple weeks back when the forum was a little more active. But now that it's quieted down...

The Pew Research Center released a study earlier this month about online video viewing habits (a study they do every few years), and interestingly found that among the types of videos viewed, "Adult" content accounted for what only 12% of those polled admitted to watching. (Here's the full PDF, if you're interested.)

Granted this study was conducted over the phone with about a thousand people, so how many were honestly answering that, yeah, they watched or downloaded porn videos from the web is unclear. The study hilariously says that such a low percentage "may reflect a reluctance to report the behavior among some adults."

No kidding. I'm betting way more than 12% view "Adult" videos online, because I seriously doubt their local cable access channel will ever show any! And this is the real draw of the Internet: the big, discreet, "anonymous," peep show that lets us indulge in our deep, dark fantasies--a point that the puritanical never quite understand, unless they truly do want to control our thoughts--and never, ever have tell anyone about it.

I don't think we'll ever get an accurate picture of who's viewing what online, certainly not when it comes to "Adult" content (making the other categories childish?), and certainly not as we remain, at least in public, a nation of hung-up prudes who supposedly fantasize about nothing more than a safe, conservative marriage partner.
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Originally Posted by graymane:


A game? Really?
Games have rules. I wonder if you'd be so kind as to EXPLAIN THE RULES TO ME!

Is it a game we guys can all set around and enjoy playing?
Does it have sluts, whores, bitches, and other dirty names included? Gotta have that.


Graymane, Thedebilman666 may not be the nicest member here (maybe the name's a warning?), but I think it was simply meant to be a joke thread, not something to be taken too seriously.

Sort of like how Family Guy can make fun of Ann Coulter's pussy--no word on the smell though, just so very cold!

So I'll take a stab at it:

Jersey Shore's Snooki: I don't want to know, but can a Superfund site have a smell that doesn't kill you or seriously injure you? Either way it's a chemical that's rotting or burning something...and that something is your penis!

Sarah Palin: Moose burger and gunpowder. (The smell of freedom?)

Lena Dunham: Your own tears, because you just watched her show for the first time. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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"Cold sores" are just one of those boo-boos you never want to kiss to try and make it better. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

10-14-13  11:01pm - 4087 days #11
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Originally Posted by graymane:


HIV is said to be spread via blood. A simple, small abrasion is all that's necessary to create an infection.


Other bodily fluids can transmit it as well, but once outside the body the virus doesn't survive too well without a living host.

I'd be more worried about having a straight razor near my neck rather than what, if anything, it's infected with (though I've never heard of a barber using an autoclave either, so make of that what you will). "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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No, jberry169, that probably only happens in porn. "It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hardcore Commie works." - Gen. Jack D. Rippper, Dr. Stranglove

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