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07-10-12 08:56pm - 4548 days | #20 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
T is for those ticklish tips I see I the one who loves your mamaries T so tantalizing, I'm a man infantalizing S I'm gonna suck 'em, like a baby, then I'll fuck 'em (My parody of the song L-O-V-E.) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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07-07-12 02:14pm - 4551 days | #43 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Pictures of the girl leaping in mid-air. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with those, so they get tossed. Also, like Bibo, the mass-sex orgy scenes. Even 3-somes are kinda complicated. I want to know where to look without having to spend time deciding. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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07-04-12 04:13am - 4555 days | #13 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
For photos, all the thumbnails. And there are sites that do that already. For videos, how about full streaming but low in dimensions with a nasty DRM time limitation in case it gets downloaded? Oh, well, I thought it might be OK to make some constructive suggestions that might lead to a solution. Got any yourself? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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07-04-12 04:06am - 4555 days | #10 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, it seems part of the media's overall brainwashing agenda is to make EVERYONE feel as though they don't measure up in some way or another. A perceived need is created and ... ta-daaah! ... sales are generated. Take, for example, the "Low T" schtick that's being hurled at middle-aged men all the time. It's hormone replacement therapy (purportedly) for men. Personally, I think the best drug is the right food. Anything else should be used with a measure of caution. And I like salads, too. Not that they help me keep the weight down. Well, I guess the dressing is the reason for that ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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07-03-12 10:44am - 4555 days | #3 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I'd say to her, "Take your clothes off." That's why! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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07-02-12 05:36pm - 4556 days | #8 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
See the third paragraph of what I'd said/you responded to. I said that the full content would have to be viewable. And I was talking about what sites should do, not what they've been doing. After all, isn't that the point of this thread?? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jul 02, 2012, 05:46pm | |
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07-01-12 05:28pm - 4557 days | #4 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I might like it if sites had "per item" price structures along with monthly and longer-term membership options. The reason is that some sites have just a few things that I really want, whereas others have enough that a monthly (or longer) membership would be a better deal. SweetAndNude is one that doesn't have that much that I like, though there are outstanding exceptions. MetArt is one that usually has stuff I like, so I've paid in for term plans with them. But for "per item" to work, the full content would have to be viewable for me to decide to buy or not. ALS Scans has tried a per-item scheme, but you couldn't see all of what you were getting. That's been a while, so I don't know if it ever changed. But it's not smart to ask people to buy something and they don't know what they're getting. It's like, you, reader, I've got a nice shirt here. Take my word for it. $30. Deal? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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07-01-12 08:34am - 4557 days | #15 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
You say you have cum in your wife's mouth 3 times. Just say, "Remember that last time I came in your mouth? Sorry about that. I don't think you liked that." Then if she says something to the effect that it didn't bother her, give her the big surprise next time! Otherwise, you're SOL, pal. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-26-12 06:48am - 4562 days | #25 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Another that I'm getting tired of are pics of the girl sitting back with her legs up as she's making a bowl out of her vulva. I mean, sure, you can eat the dinner service, but there's no need to get literal about it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-25-12 05:33pm - 4563 days | #20 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I agree completely. Why not a happy, wow-that-was-great finish? As long as they can stop recording before the guy falls asleep, it should work out okay. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-25-12 05:29pm - 4563 days | #19 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Porn is like vodka in that way. The better it's distilled, the less painful the hangover. Meaning that this thread IS the hangover. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-24-12 04:29pm - 4564 days | #6 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I'm a big fan of softcore, erotic photography and a pretty big fan of hardcore videos. However, there are things that don't interest me in one and/or the other for sure. I'm not interested in feet or toe sucking or foot fucking. I'll have to admit seeing a Jenna Haze scene that kind of "stirred" me, shall we say, but I think it was just Jenna's attitude that got to me. The whole fetish look thing you get at Suze Randall and Ken Marcus and such don't appeal to me, but I like uniforms as they're done at the "Only" sites and the ATK sites. Those are really nice. The dom/sub and bsdm type stuff with the darkened atmosphere just make me want to kill the lights completely. Facials get ignored. I just don't get that at all. I'd give the girl a kiss after sex, but I wouldn't paste her on the nose with the jizz bomb. To me, that's no less strange than throwing open the window and firing it at the pigeons. Also, smearing food on ain't part of my diet. And those stupid, ultra-cliche angel wings, arrgghh! Enough!! But what I could really do with less of is all of that dildo play and excessive pussy displaying that shows up so much in softcore porn. Nubiles, I remember in its early days wasn't a toy-toy-toy-crazy site, but it has been for a few years now. They would have done a lot better with a MetArt approach, if you ask me. That is, keep the often bright atmosphere of Nubiles, which I like, and show off the bodies, not the fucking plastic injection molded thing going in the hole in nearly every damn photo set. I haven't rejoined Nubiles in over a year and a half now, btw. Three years ago, I bitched about it in a comment. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jun 24, 2012, 04:46pm | |
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06-24-12 02:38am - 4565 days | #10 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
There aren't many people, it seems, who just don't speak ill of others. I've met a few, and Denner is one of them. I think the world would be a far better place if it were populated by such folks. Of course, that would mean the end of me. LOL I also admire people who take on the challenge of communicating in a language they're not fully skilled at and who keep at it through the thick and the thin, through the highs of success and the lows of confusion and even the very low of painful alienation from ridicule. Obviously, this takes courage and patience; both are great virtues. Anyway, that's why I pitched in for Denner. He was doubly stressed, I thought, unable by his own nature to throw the stone and unsure about how to throw it even if he could. So Denner, you'll understand my reason for the following is simply to be helpful. "Bear with me here" is a way of asking another person to be patient and keep listening to all you have to say. Note the spelling. "Bare with me here" is what you might say having found yourself in the private company of your favorite model, at a time when patience has lost all of its virtue. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jun 24, 2012, 02:49am | |
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06-23-12 11:10am - 4565 days | #14 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Sounds like that show was the place to be, somewhere to erase the memories of the female patrons sitting in their chaise lounges. Good to have you back! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-22-12 12:27pm - 4566 days | #12 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hey, Denner, Did you see anyone on the cruise ship who reminded you of anyone you missed while being away? Kind of like, "Wow, she looks just like Abby Cat ... well, from the back, anyway ..." LOL I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-18-12 03:57pm - 4570 days | #54 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I don't know if they're "real-life couples," but the copulating cohorts at orgasms.xxx do the deed as though they've been enjoying sweet togetherness whenever a spare 20 minutes comes along. Blue Angel is especially outstanding in her scenes with men. You see the two slowing down to savor the sensations instead of going at it like bunnies on amphetamines. Nor is there that "I'm fucking someone I don't even know" awkwardness you notice sometimes. And they've got Kitty Jane, too! Well? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-18-12 07:16am - 4570 days | #16 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
These days, when a pornstar does an anal scene, especially for the first time, it's marketed as a sensation that has the same buzz factor that nude celebrity pictorials used to have in Playboy magazine. It's supposed to be a big deal when a girl takes the meat stick in the shitter. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-17-12 08:00pm - 4571 days | #9 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
First we got e-mail, then we got spam, then we had to get spam filters, and now we have the problem of good email accidentally going in with the bad. And who do we have to thank for this? The SPAMMERS They should be force-fed massive quantities of until they die of hypertension. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-15-12 04:33pm - 4573 days | #22 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Whoa, Khan, I need to check the forum more often and more carefully! Take it easy and don't worry about us -- we can tolerate a missed raffle or two. And if spammers come around, we'll break their ankles!! The important thing is that our Big Bro' Khan gets the R&R he needs. So get well! That's all. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-15-12 04:25pm - 4573 days | #13 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I'll chip in with recommending the spreadsheet. Word to Excel copy and paste shouldn't be a big problem. I've got an Excel doc with 3 different tabbed sheets in it for my porn records that I started in 2000 or so and it's still working, even on the latest WinDoze syztim. It's 1.45 Mb, so it's not as big as your Word doc, though. But all document types have size limits. Can't say what they are, even after a quick Google search. Sorry! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-14-12 02:20pm - 4574 days | #29 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
EEEeeeyyyyyyyyy! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-14-12 02:18pm - 4574 days | #464 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
This is Glamour is a new site I've come across. I know some people slam the glam, while others cram the RAM with glam ... Anyway, for what it's worth ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited by Staff on Jun 17, 2012, 06:51am (Khan: edited direct link) | |
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06-13-12 05:16pm - 4575 days | #22 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the stair landings, we shall fight in the studios, we shall fight in the bathrooms and in the kitchens, we shall fight on the hills; we shall never surrender! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-11-12 05:05pm - 4577 days | #4 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Some of them ought to receive scores in decimal fractions! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-08-12 11:58pm - 4580 days | #5 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
It will be interesting to see what happens with this. Will people who have DVDs around go for it or pass on it? How it saves money is a point I wonder about. Does it really cost that much to adapt DVD software to a new OS version? Anyway, I think Windows 7, while it has some nice features, is a pretty big disappointment. It's buggy and not that friendly to the user. I'll probably let Windows 8 go the way of their DVD player. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-08-12 02:03pm - 4580 days | #456 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
EroticSnap.com is a new site. Softcore pics and video. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited by Staff on Jun 10, 2012, 09:42am (Khan: edited direct link) | |
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06-04-12 04:16pm - 4584 days | #7 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Even the journey of a thousand posts begins with a single keystroke. Congrats! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-04-12 12:28pm - 4584 days | #12 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Reminds me of an idea I suggested last year. Not quite the same thing, but both based on the principle of "can't beat 'em, join 'em." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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06-02-12 01:40am - 4587 days | #12 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Do you think that had the sites in general never once issued any BTS scenes that anyone would complain? I somehow doubt it. It isn't like you join a site, get a bunch of pro content, and then think to yourself, "Why aren't there any pictures of the model eating fruit salad? Where is the video of the stud clowning around with the model on bicycles? Where are the pictures of the people playing horseshoes? You know, the one's taken with the cheap camera about 5 minutes 'til dusk." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jun 02, 2012, 02:42am | |
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05-26-12 06:56am - 4593 days | #7 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I respect them. Why not? Somebody got a problem with that? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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05-13-12 03:56pm - 4606 days | #26 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I was looking for the "PornUsers Discuss Regional Pricing" website, but I couldn't find it and I wound up here ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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05-13-12 03:54pm - 4606 days | #7 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Oh, holy fucking shit, we'll be JUDGED by other people! I thought that death would relieve at least some of that. "He's still looking at this stuff?" Yeah, sounds like what people might say. Then into the trash can (in a nice, water-tight bag, so when no one's looking ....) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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05-13-12 02:57am - 4607 days | #4 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I guess I haven't been thinking too much about the implications of scandal should my stash be discovered post mortem. Well, I think of Marion Barry, Elliot Spitzer, Gary Hart, etc., public figures who did or did not ultimately recover from scandal. Me? I'm not even a blip on the big screen. I also think that you believe there is a qualitative shift of some sort when the content moves from the Internet, where it is widely -- you might even say "publicly" -- available, to one's personal hard drive to some deleterious effect. I'm not prying for an answer, but I can't think of one myself for myself. Maybe I'm just too reckless. And after all, I'll be dead. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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05-12-12 05:30pm - 4607 days | #2 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Though I've used third-party file security software in the past (and was disappointed), these days I use the poor man's method of porno protection: a folder with a misleading name clustered among several other non-porn-named folders that are all inside at least some other folder named something like "Work Stuff" or "Ideas" or "Old Records." Of course, all one has to do is search my hard drive for strings such as "nice ass" or "OMFG" and the material sought will be immediately extruded from the depths of semantic dissimulation. And thus the ball is on the other side of the court. Someone's going to have some explaining to do! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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04-30-12 04:15pm - 4619 days | #6 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I'm a big "ass" man and started the above-mentioned "Mirror-Mirror" thread. So I guess this is the "mirror" thread for that, ha-ha. I've mentioned Nicky Case, Eufrat, Blue Angel, and several others, I'm sure ... But have you had a look at Katia de Lys? It just CAN'T POSSIBLY GET BETTER THAN THAT! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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04-29-12 05:03am - 4621 days | #8 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Regional Pricing might make you think that movie theaters and airports ought to be topics in a geography class. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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04-26-12 03:40pm - 4623 days | #8 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I think BadMrFrosty has hit on something. (Or perhaps someone?) Anyway, these American chicks may or may not realize it, but in some parts of the world, women who dress to be admired actually LIKE being admired! Isn't that amazing ... I got to know, once for a short time, this girl from one of the Baltic states who was very good looking and knew it and just delighted in flirtatious behavior. It was OK to have a sexual dimension to the relationship. It's natural! I certainly didn't think any less of her for making eyes and double-entendres. I think that too many American girls are brought up to have this anti-male attitude that does no good for anyone, including their short-sighted little selves. They need to learn how to handle male admiration with control and grace. Admiring beauty doesn't make us pigs, fucking goddammit, and being scornful when you're dressed to receive admiration makes noooooooooooooo sense at all. Unless, of course, the whole idea is to invite attention so that you'll have the opportunity to do some good ol' FemiNazi nut busting. And maybe that's what really going on. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Apr 26, 2012, 03:47pm | |
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04-22-12 05:21am - 4628 days | #11 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I figured it was from the original title, a little bit of sensationalistic distortion to grab (or is that snatch?) attention. Maybe the reason why the author choose that title was because nobody would give a shit otherwise. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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04-20-12 02:03pm - 4629 days | #8 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
The research doesn't show that part of the brain shuts down when viewing explicit sex. It says that that part of the brain -- the primary visual cortex -- becomes less active in terms of the blood flow to it. That's not a "shut down." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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04-09-12 01:24pm - 4640 days | #6 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I remember going to a lecture given by Dick Gregory. Part of the early phase of it was a routine about farts. It was funny, but that was due to his delivery. A joke can go flat (to say nothing of flatulent) or be a gas (ha-ha), depending on how artful the storyteller is. Once I found a web site with a collection of recordings of actual farts. It's nice to be able to listen while leaving the other senses alone. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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04-07-12 03:59pm - 4642 days | #42 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Lexi Bloom has charms that I just can't ignore. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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03-27-12 05:34pm - 4653 days | #14 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Somehow I'm thinking of ALS Scans and their policy of not shooting girls that have fake breasts -- something that I'm thankful for, btw. The point is that contests, like websites, have rules. If there's no rule against a she-was-a-he, then let it be. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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03-25-12 07:46am - 4655 days | #10 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Here, here. The financial industry has yet to be dealt with properly, probably because they have nearly everyone in Congress in their pockets now. I wonder sometimes if these extremists running for office who wish not to tax or regulate business at all but rather invade the privacy of women and regulate voters are put in front of us for the purpose of distraction away from the real and pressing problems that we face. It might be far-fetched to say it's intentional, but I do wonder sometimes anyway. Ever wonder why the extreme "fringe" has been recast as the "base" in the media lexicon? I find it very strange. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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03-20-12 06:05pm - 4660 days | #10 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Googled around and found that there was a Hungarian TV channel called M2 HD that closed in 2009. At least that's what the Facebook page said. I think I'll go make pie out of my computer now. Or maybe juice ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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03-20-12 11:43am - 4660 days | #2 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I have a copy of Barbara Broadcast on VHS, for one. It's a classic. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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03-17-12 02:52pm - 4663 days | #6 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Maybe a good general definition of artifact is "the stuff that's left after a process, which is evidence of the process," though it's meant for science and not, say, dinner. Years ago on the Internet, it was more common to see photos with "halos" around the edges of a subject, especially against a plain colored background. Those were artifacts of compression. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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03-16-12 10:19pm - 4664 days | #17 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
There's a French one called TopMiss ... with bottom bliss ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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03-15-12 03:28pm - 4665 days | #13 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
"Breathe, Breathe in the air ..." for blow job scenes "On the Run" is probably the best for the beat, and "Money" is certainly the best conceptually. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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03-14-12 02:15pm - 4666 days | #7 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I consider hardcore porn to have its own vocals and percussion, be it a duet or a full ensemble. Background music, whatever it is, tends to complicate the piece with clashing key signatures and runaway polyrhythms. A raw, minimalist approach is best, imHo. Besides, sometimes that background music is really cheesy anyway. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Mar 14, 2012, 02:22pm | |
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03-10-12 04:41am - 4670 days | #4 | |
Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I once had a 100 MB drive I'd paid $500 for. When it died after a couple of years, it made a sound like Popeye going "UUUuuuhhh!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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