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| 01-02-11 04:29am - 5103 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User  Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
It's on DVD, too. The title is Once a Cheater Always a Cheater. It's scene 5. By Diabolic. Released in 2009. And while I'm at it, I also highly recommend Pure Sextacy 3: Scene 5, by Third Degree, released 2008. It's another of the best scenes of Jenna, especially when she lays face down on the bed and props up her ass with a pillow. It's a KILLER! Really, there's no one that goes at it with such abandon and looks so fine as Jenna. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 01-01-11 04:30pm - 5103 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hey, this is a good idea for a thread. My favorite is the only scene of Jenna Haze at HDporn so far. The quality, the action, and the camera work make it very close to perfect, and I'm hard to please (I think). The belly-down boning near the end of it was fantastic! I also give an honorable mention to Danni Cole at Massage Creep. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Jan 01, 2011, 04:36pm | |
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| 01-01-11 05:12am - 5104 days | #5 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I had no idea that Natasha Marley had gone into hardcore. Well, that's good news! And once again, it's not so true that the established softcore models stay that way. I'll be rooting for Jenna Haze as having another "Elvis Year" in 2011. Make that a "Pelvis Year." Better yet, a "Pelvis Rear." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-30-10 05:35am - 5106 days | #58 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, another thing that gets me all hissy-pissy is bad shot composition! So it's not just tucking the model's head in one corner and her butt in the other. One of the worst for composition -- though not thoroughly bad -- is Aziani. Their 4th gallery of Eden Adams is a good example as it is full of compositional blunders. What are they aiming to shoot, her or the flowers in the tree above? There are shots where she looks as though she just happened on the scene of a fire department cat rescue. Hell, I'm no photographer, but even I can compose a shot better than that. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-27-10 02:41pm - 5109 days | #4 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Quite a few of those models have also appeared at the 21st Sextury sites (such as PixAndVideo), the DDF sites (such as 1byday), and VivThomas, as well as ALS Scans and Karupspc. All of those sites have substantial archives. But if it's just hardcore you're after, stick to the first two or three. And the "veterans" don't seem to show up these days. I mean girls like Dora Venter and Puma (not Swede). Oh, I almost forgot to mention Europornstars. That's got a low-cost 5-day trial and quite a lot of material that showed up first at VivThomas. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited by Staff on Dec 27, 2010, 03:09pm (Khan: corrected link syntax) | |
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| 12-27-10 03:09am - 5109 days | #49 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
That would be better. And the way things are going, it has potential for growth in sales. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-26-10 05:36pm - 5109 days | #46 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
A flesh-toned adhesive patch of some kind would be preferable to the scrunchy-bunchies. Wouldn't be as simple, but would be less annoying. But still annoying. I guess the babes kind of have the run of the market if they can tat themselves up and still get "parts," so to speak. (LOL) Yeah, those "big, juicy parts," ha-ha-ha ... Really important "roles," ho-ho-ho-ho ... We need more sites like ALS Scans, which refuses all who have "re-boobed," but for tats, too. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Dec 26, 2010, 05:42pm | |
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| 12-26-10 01:07am - 5110 days | #44 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
You're no doubt the first person here to mention this particular thing, but it's a peeve of mine, too. I want to see skin, not some blended, pleaded fabric hanging in the middle (and usually draping on to the porking ass). Not in my office! You want scrunches? Get an Abdominator. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-25-10 09:19am - 5111 days | #13 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've got mine on the rollover plan ... all of the stuff I didn't get done this year. Hey, Toad, I like your "Atlas" concept pic. But what's that green thing, a pineapple? And the other one ... well, whatever. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-23-10 02:13am - 5113 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, I can declare here, for all the world to know, that my first preference for softcore/nude posing is just the girl, solo, with no one else seemingly present. However, I must say that I'm getting a little more used to seeing the hairy hands of the male assistants. I won't download that shit, but at least I won't recoil at the sight of it, either. But having a Lambo is no excuse for putting us through it ... I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-22-10 12:18am - 5114 days | Original Post - #1 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
It used to be more common, I think, as standard practice that softcore shoots had female assistants rather than male, so that the model would be more comfortable that way. The further implication was that she wouldn't have to worry about some guy or guys coming on the scene with unwanted friskiness. Things seem to be changing. ALS Scan now has more scenes than before with male helpers, who not only hand "appliances" and such to the ladies, but even put their hairy mitts right on the goodies sometimes and give them a good squeezin'. Same kind of thing seems to be taking place at First Time Videos. Male hands are seen providing propulsion to phallic objects into the ladies' orifices, for instance. And so another captivating analysis has begun! Thoughts, anyone? Anyone? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-22-10 12:03am - 5114 days | #40 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I don't think of Wittyguy as the "Ruling Rooster." I don't think of you that way, either. Nor of myself, for that matter. The Ruling Rooster here is Khan, and he's pretty relaxed for a rooster. Anyway, isn't that what this "you haven't said anything" mean in this context, that you just refuse to even try to understand what Raging Buddhist was saying to you? Stop being such a child about all this. Get over it, finally. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-21-10 07:44pm - 5114 days | #38 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
That's a handy locution, isn't it, that "you haven't said anything." Five words that really mean, "I refuse to listen." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-19-10 10:39pm - 5116 days | #20 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I like it (like, huh ... yeah, right) when they lower the camera so far down that you see the bed and just the woman's face from the cat's perspective. That's in videos. And one thing in photos that I am really SICK OF is when they cram the girl's head into one corner of the image area and cram her ass into the other -- usually cropping off hair, legs, and sometimes even some ass in the process. And the pics are 1600 pixels long end or larger. What the hell fuck are these people thinking? Cramped for space? And then they stick the logo right on her head, too. I can just hear some webmaster telling some shit about how some of their members like it that way. Well, fuck them, too, then. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Dec 20, 2010, 07:41am | |
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| 12-19-10 04:09am - 5117 days | #25 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I definitely agree.  I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-19-10 04:02am - 5117 days | #12 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
No, it just came to mind. It's the kind of thing that could happen. Kind of like, "I meant to say 'acute fever,' but instead I said, 'Asshole Fever.'" Or: "Yeah, I saw it on the BBG News." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-18-10 11:42pm - 5117 days | #10 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
"What do you drive?" "A BBW." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-18-10 11:28am - 5118 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've had a bit of sparring here and there with Wittyguy, and he is formidable, and frankly, I don't really care who "wins." It's just a form of verbal "sport" to me. If you can hold your own with him, that's saying something. And, as usual, I got trounced for being a "Mr. Irrelevant" this year, though not as badly. Last year, I was the gold medalist. (Yet increasingly, with fewer reviews and helpful comments posted recently, I think I am.) I think it's good to be able to laugh at oneself. And sometimes you need a helper. Wittyguy serves that purpose as does an H-bomb for frying an egg. And narcissism? Who's not guilty of that here? Khan and the other staffers may be the only ones with their feet really feeling the ground beneath them. I look forward to next year's PU Forum Awards. I'll probably be accused of false humility or something of that sort. But hey, who cares? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-17-10 02:04am - 5119 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Thanks, once again, Wittyguy, for being the Supreme Mudlark of the PU Forum Flotsam. Some day, all of these Forum Awards should be compiled into an entertaining toilet reader. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-15-10 11:07am - 5121 days | #5 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I hate blurred faces, too. The "point," as was once expressed to me by a party involved, it seemed, at one of the "shoppier" sites, was "selective focus," or, as said party put it in a rather patronizing way, "Photography 101." 101. Yes, I'd say that's pretty damned plausible. But I don't see the point in blurry faces, or female skin shopped to look like it's Lucite or sea-floor-crustacean orange. And if it's a natural effect due to the setting sun, then go the fuck indoors. Getting to the eyes, they're the one thing that I look at consistently when I review photos I've downloaded. It amazes me how some women are able to convey a sexually inviting message so well with them, under hot studio lights. Franziska is definitely one of them! And so is Marina/Euphrat. They both been showing up recently at ATK Galleria. They are awesome! And this new upgrade to 3000 pixels is excellent! (OK, Khan, you can laugh now.) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-14-10 05:19am - 5122 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
If you go to shopping.ccbill.com, you choose between "general" and "mature" content and then type in keywords and get hits to sites. I tried "sunglasses" and then "power tools." Got 300 hits for each, though some of them didn't seem relevant, even at the top of the list. Each one seems to have a subscription price. One I got under "power tools" was for renting homes. So that's a tiny slice of ccbill outside of, well, you know. Epoch has a similar setup, "general" or "adult" sites. But when I tried to find things under "general" (coins, gold, power tools, home business, sunglasses, etc.), I drew a blank every time. It's weird that you can't seem to browse, only search, on these sites. Maybe it's to keep costs down? You'd only use them starting from a merchant's site anwyay, I guess. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Dec 14, 2010, 05:29am | |
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| 12-14-10 02:08am - 5122 days | #20 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
 But don't you think that Marry Queen looks like she could have been Chris Farley's little sister? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-12-10 09:31am - 5124 days | #15 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Your #3 is a good example of a girl who started in softcore and eventually dove headlong into hardcore as well, but at least so far she's only changed her hair -- FORTUNATELY. I remember being wowed by her when I saw her at Breathtakers as Ioana. EBI lists her as 2010, but she goes back a bit earlier than that. And #2 Summer Breeze is another example! It didn't seem to take her quite as long to get the hardcore bug. And if I'm not mistaken, #1 Marta/Monica first appeared softcore in Zemani. Great choices! And so much for the theory I remember someone putting out a year or two ago here (in a poll reply) that it's rare for a softcore model to go hardcore. It's getting less rare for sure. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-11-10 02:29am - 5125 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Yes, this has a stinky smell to it. Rather than shut the clinic down, they could have given them another opportunity to get the license they said was missing. The religious zealots in the US are part of the country's history going back even before it had fought its way into nationhood. The great irony is that they originally came here to escape persecution, but it's their progeny who have turned into the persecutors of others in the "land of the free." They're the reason for the temperance movements that led to prohibition, which turned out to be quite a fiasco. You could look at domestic politics in the US as basically a fight between the religious zealots and the more moderate to "liberal" and secular thinkers. The pendulum swings one way and then back the other. It swung to the left in the '60s and '70s, then to the right in the '80s, then left in the '90s, and then very much to the right (it seemed, anyway, thanks to the media Bush lapdogs) during most of this decade. And then it swung back and we got Obama rather than PALIN/McCain. It's scary. Personally, I don't have anything against religion, but it often gets abused by enough of the "believers" who wind up making it an excuse to for being intolerant and power-hungry. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-10-10 04:56pm - 5125 days | #20 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, Wittyguy, just look at your avatar. I'm surprised that I haven't met up with you at a family reunion. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-10-10 09:50am - 5126 days | #4 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Badandy400's comment makes me think of an option that could be offered: Editing your own video. To me, the best hardcore is "belly down flat," so I'll use that as an example. Have one video that's full body (or upper thighs to head) from the side, then another that's the whole thing from the top, and another that's all of the closeups of the action. And, for those who like it, closeups of the girl's face. The editing could be done by the user with favorite software, or the site could even provide software that's downloadable. I know this goes against the traditional concept of intellectual property, but that in turn goes against the now technologically possible concept of customization by the user. You can custom order a car online now. Why not a porn vid? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-09-10 10:21pm - 5126 days | #18 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Three bass guitars. Now that's a song with a lot of bottom! Thanks for bringing this inspiring piece of work to our attention. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-09-10 03:07pm - 5127 days | #8 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Yeah, she's hurts-so-good dangerous! Especially in flicks like Natural Born Killers. But getting back to matters of increasing body mass and the truly pornographic, I'd say that (in answer to Denner's original question) Simony Diamond has gotten too chunky, and that does make me feel just a little bit winsome. I remember when I used see her at the old PixAndVideo and just go "WOW!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-09-10 02:09pm - 5127 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Yes, I remember Twiggy, but I remember Juliette Lewis even better! (*pant-pant*) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-09-10 09:47am - 5127 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Renata/Celine/etc./etc. has recently reappeared at the ATK Galleria and has "broadened" a bit. Not too much, though. She was listed at EBI in 2004, so by now, and for a girl built as she is, I'm more surprised that it took this long. She's still hot. I did notice also that Eve Angel has "plumped" a bit more, too. It's even more amazing to me that she's kept a nice figure for the build she's got. She'll be downright dumpy by the time she's 45. Maybe if the universe would stop expanding, we would, too? Well, it happens, sooner or later, to many of us. And you can definitely count me in.  But have you seen Sandy (Zsanett Egerhazy) these days? She's holding up very nicely! And her ass is still at the optimum level of plumpness and roundness. Let's hope for a Banner Ass Year for Sandy in 2011. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Dec 09, 2010, 09:58am | |
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| 12-08-10 02:28am - 5128 days | #4 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I saw plenty of flicks with John Leslie in them, back in the days of 16mm and VHS. 65 is rather young these days. He even died at his computer. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-08-10 02:22am - 5128 days | #8 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
She's been around for at least 5 years (just found a file of her at ATK Galleria from 2005). Doesn't seem to have aged! One of my favorite scenes of her (on video) is at Viv Thomas. She bends over a desk. James Brossman is the fortunate one. She just goes at it like it's the last day on earth. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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Saluuuut.| 12-07-10 05:20pm - 5128 days | #4 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hey that Michaela A is dangerously cute! She's got a sexy mouth and eyes. One I've been leaping from my chair over lately is the multi-named Marinka (Nubiles). She's Lena (Jan Nudes). She's Tara (X-art). She's Mathea (TeenDreams). She's Nastya (well, not yet, but that wouldn't surprise anyone, would it?). Anyway, she looks like a "Lena" to me, so Lena she is. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-06-10 04:46pm - 5129 days | #30 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hey where's that Wittyguy? I want my PU Awards! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-05-10 02:14am - 5131 days | #13 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Sure. I was just saying "in general." But if I were on a pleasure cruise and heard a whip snap and a yelp in the cabin next door, it wouldn't surprise me. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 12-04-10 02:53pm - 5132 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I'm heavily not into toys, but on rare occasions I've seen something involving their use that really fired me up, like this scene of Aneta Smrhova getting it from a girl wearing a strap on. But the more things change, the more they stay the same. I'd say my true and lasting tastes have simply been refined with experience. And they don't include BBW's  I don't find abuse pleasurable. "Pleasure" and "abuse" are two different words and concepts. When people go on pleasure cruises, you don't hear them being asked, "Oh, you mean an abuse cruise?" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-30-10 02:01am - 5136 days | #27 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, I'm just waiting for the day that Messmer reveals that he's actually a woman. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-28-10 05:16pm - 5137 days | #6 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I've gotten into "age" discussions here, but I don't usually pay that much attention to or even know what the real or declared ages of the other PUer's here are. It's only when someone says something relevant to their own age, and then of course it has been brought to my attention. So to me, it's about as bad as when you snuck cookies from the jar -- even if you were 90 years old when you did it. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-25-10 03:04pm - 5141 days | #5 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Alright! Yes, why get stuck in the rut of "either/or" thinking when you can have it all! And all at the same time, too! Remember the Coneheads? "Must consume mass quantities ..." Now, where was I? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-25-10 08:16am - 5141 days | #2 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Let's say it's between 21st Sextury and the DDF 10 sites for a month deal. DDF says you'd get 20 updates per week. 21st Sextury does pretty close to the same, about 23 in a week. I'd say it's a toss up unless you want to go longer term and stay for a few months. Then it's 21st Sextury because the price goes down as the number of sites available goes up in the second and then third month. Then there's the matter of taste. Actually, to me, a lot of the stuff on both sites is pretty lacking in good taste, anyway. DDF isn't quite as kinky, whereas 21 Sextury has Gapland, and more "old and young" stuff, including grandmas! Ewwwww! As far as quality goes, they're both really good now in the video department, which is where I believe you prefer to spend a lot of your porn time, bro. Gee, toss a coin? Rock-paper-scissors? Ouija Board? Or just join BOTH and have a blast! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-24-10 07:40pm - 5141 days | #44 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, let's just hope she doesn't! Maybe it is getting harder for the girls to be popular once they're tatted up. However, there is a notable exception: Pre-tatted Emma Mae, who has just recently come on the scene and has done several hardcore scenes already. She's dazzlingly cute, but I just hope that she's doesn't add more ink to what's already there. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-24-10 10:38am - 5142 days | #14 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Atta boy! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-24-10 01:42am - 5142 days | #11 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Eureka! I've got it! The Nad Splasher, a robotic scrotum cleansing device that creeps up into your crotch and gets your balls squeaky clean while you sleep. Think of it! No more embarrassing odors and icky feelings from morning ball sweat! Be sure to tune in for the 3 a.m. infomercial ... You'll hear testimonials from actual customers saying things like "The Nad Splasher changed my life" and "It works. It really works!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Nov 24, 2010, 01:46am | |
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| 11-23-10 03:23am - 5143 days | #9 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Hey, why stop there? Anyone up to the Dyson Challenge? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-21-10 11:06pm - 5144 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
What we need is a contest: The Axe Detailer vs. Girlfriend's Tongue. Who can clean those balls better? Hey, I just gotta know! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-20-10 02:28am - 5146 days | #21 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
That's a pretty fair-minded way of looking at it. (But I wouldn't kick a lady out just because one of her "hidden" tats suddenly saw the light of day. That would be really insensitive.) About 10 years ago, I went through some of my old clothes from the 1970's. Those enormous lapels! Indeed, what were we thinking? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-19-10 04:57pm - 5146 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
Well, yeah, that and the bathtub scene with Tiffany Minx. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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Hilarious! Waist-bending-knee-slappin' funny. They did more for that film by leavin' the blooper in. Probably the only thing most who seen the film recalls about the whole flick.| 11-19-10 04:13pm - 5146 days | #5 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
There was an intentional blooper in this porn flick in the '90's (on VHS, of course). Randy Spears played a porn director. A guy and this hot chick start making out on a couch and she suddenly stops, looks at Randy apologetically and says, "Oh! I forgot my line." Randy looks at the script and says, "It's oooh baby, oooh baby oooh ..." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-19-10 04:02pm - 5146 days | #16 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
I'm with Denner. I don't like tats; I don't like tats on tails; and I don't like tatty tails! (Or tatty tits, for that matter.) Maybe one of us ought to do a parody of Green Eggs and Ham. Now that's a classic that our 50-ish generation can appreciate! I was looking at some recent pics of Jenna Haze, who is so hot and boner-inducing that no further "assistance" is required. And she's a smart one! No fake tits, no annoying tats! Just one absolutely fabulous birthday suit! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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| 11-16-10 11:17am - 5150 days | #7 | |
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Drooler (0)
Disabled User Posts: 1,831 Registered: Mar 11, '07 Location: USA |
One of the nice features that they used run in the Onion was the sex and love advice by "Smoov B." Of course, it's usually in 2nd person to the girl he's currently trying to "sex doggy style." So it's advice by way of demonstration. You can still read it in the archives. It's hilarious. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. | |
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