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08-30-11  03:46pm - 4863 days #4
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


May this fall be your impeding spring, Messmer!


Thanks, Drooler, sounds good to me!

08-30-11  03:09pm - 4863 days Original Post - #1
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I don't know what's going on and hope fervently that it is only a temporary condition rather than old age but my Libido has brutally and suddenly deserted me. A couple of weeks ago I was happily collecting - and looking at - porn, now I can't see a single site I would want to subscribe to, and am not even interested in looking at my 3 TBs worth of stash.

This is really scary because porn has been such a large part of my life that I automatically assumed that my enjoyment of it would last forever.

Okay, I guess it is back to TV and books for a while. TV has almost been a complete write-off for me as well over the past few years, thanks to all the reality shows, so this collapse is like losing my right arm (no pun intended) and doesn't leave me much when it comes to daily entertainment.

I won't turn my back on this site just yet because I enjoy the company and because I nurture the faint hope that one morning I will wake up with my Mojo fully restored . Hopefully that morning will come soon.

I can't stand this,especially since I don't have the luxury of being able to go out to find my joy in nature or in the company of others. My various ailments won't allow it. No nothing life threatening .. just stuff that makes it hard to get around.

m.

08-30-11  10:06am - 4863 days #26
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


Yeah, my mother keeps on talking about "aren't you scared living in California with the fires and earthquakes?

Meanwhile the rest of the country has crazy blizzards, intense flooding rains, hurricanes, tornadoes AND earthquakes and fires and we're over here going, "Yeah, our lovely weather is just terrifying."


The threat of an earthquake I could put up with but I would never, ever live in Tornado Alley! Give me my blizzards any time!

08-30-11  10:00am - 4863 days #6
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Hey, Pat, congratulations on reaching # 5.

08-30-11  09:58am - 4863 days #5
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


Hey, Pat, I'm curious. Just how widespread is the sentence-final "eh?" in Canada? I've known Canadians who've used it, and remember seeing a Canadian movie in which a 12-something youngster was using it often (and it wasn't a comedy). There are even people of northern Vermont I've heard use it.

But watching a 2-hour documentary of the power trio Rush, I don't believe they "eh'd" even once.

Has Burton Cummings ever "eh'd"? I wouldn't know.

Michael J. Fox?

Peter North?


I know I'm not Pat but no one I know ever uses "eh." I tend to think that it is a regional mannerism. But maybe I'm wrong, eh?

08-30-11  09:52am - 4863 days #6
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I'll miss you, friend. Hope you'll make it back soon and that your ebay venture is successful!

08-26-11  09:33am - 4867 days #10
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Hey, graymane, we lived through one of those monsters (Juan) and it was not good so the best of luck to you and our thoughts are with you.

08-22-11  06:45pm - 4871 days #3
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Hey, atrapat, congratulations! What lk2fireone said!

08-11-11  10:19am - 4882 days #13
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Originally Posted by Khan:


You'll perhaps be happy to learn that as a result of your report here, the TBP Editors have pulled the listing for porn.com

We don't list tube-type sites even when they have a members' area.


Thanks, Khan. I am certainly not unhappy about you pulling the listing because they have acted in dishonest ways in the past, see my comment re. updates. It was downright deception, pure and simple, with older contents being re-circulated as new material. Until they started doing that I thought their site was good value.

Just a P.S. The fact that they were a free porn site with a members' area might finally explain why their download speed was so erratic. Too many users on the same server at times. Edited on Aug 11, 2011, 10:56am

08-10-11  03:53pm - 4883 days #10
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Originally Posted by BadMrFrosty:


I would bet my left ball that "porn tube" is one of the most common search terms on the planet. Having a porn.com domain combined with liberal use of the tube keyword would likely bring them a lot of visitors.


Yes, I think so too. I guess that's how they can keep their subscription down to $ 9.95 a month. Originally I was baffled because when I clicked on their site icon in TBP my tab would read "Free XXX Porn Tube" (or something like it) now it reads "Free Porn" which still strikes me as a bit ironic since it is being listed under paysites. It is a paysite if you want full benefits but I wonder how the folks at TBP react when they see the Free Porn in their tabs. After all to them the word must be anathema.

08-10-11  12:46pm - 4883 days #8
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Originally Posted by Khan:


It looks like what you're seeing is just what the site (porn.com) is putting in their "Title" Meta-tag (of the html page) We looked into it and while it looks like they may be trying to *appear* as a tube site to search engines, the site itself is still focused on being a pay site.

Just in case you're not aware ...

When you make a web page, you can make whatever youwant appear as the page title (and thus, in the browser tab). It's a simple matter of using one of the html meta tags. Generally, the title of the page will reflect what the page is about but there is no guarentee that'll always be the case.

Hope that helps.


Just found out something very interesting about Porn.com yesterday, Khan. Out of curiosity I typed porn.com into the address bar (bypassing you for a change) and found that Porn.com indeed offers free porn, therefore justifying the site title now listing "Free Porn," except that the "free" is streaming only.

I then checked through TBP and found that I could stream every single one of their videos in medium quality FULL length.as well. The Paysite part kicks in if you want to download or stream in better quality. A Tube site as well as a pay site all rolled into one!

08-07-11  02:08pm - 4886 days #3
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Thanks whatman for the list and welcome! I don't have anything to contribute when it comes to natural because you mentioned most of the sites I've subscribed to so far, but would take the opposite tack and warn members in connection with sites that like airbrushing and photoshop-ing a bit too much:

The "only tease" sites come to mind as well as "Twistys." I didn't find Petites Parisiennes all that great but that was more in connection with the photographer's penchant for soft shots, while I like to be able to count every pore on a model's body.

08-07-11  12:58pm - 4886 days #30
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^ Thanks, exotics. I did try the F11 but it is not what I am looking for. Maybe my memory is letting me down and "Full" never featured all of the controls.

08-06-11  07:03pm - 4887 days #28
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Originally Posted by exotics4me:


Another easy way to find out the video properties is to open a video in VLC player, click Tool--->Codec Information. Then I think there are 3-4 tabs you can click and it brings up almost all the video information. I've found this method works better with .mp4, .mkv and rarer video formats. Though it still often doesn't list the bitrate, but does the resolution.


Talking about the VLC Player, I just re-installed it to my new computer because it's the only media player that allows me to sharpen the picture but for some reason I cannot remember how to tweak it so it displays the extended controls when I switch to full picture. As long as the picture is windowed all the controls are there but in full I only get the basics. Can you help, exotics???

08-06-11  06:55pm - 4887 days #8
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


I agree. Most often when I watch porn I spend more time watching the set up and the undressing. I'll frequently skip the sex. It's the possibility of seeing the naughty bits that is a turn on for me, not necessarily actually seeing the naughty bits. Though I certainly have nothing against seeing the naughty bits. Don't get me wrong.


We've been discussing the present day absence of the "tease factor" quite a few times, rearadmiral. I'm with you, I love the teasing that comes with a leisurely undressing to get ready for the main event. Trouble is, too many people nowadays suffer from ADD and it is not certain if they would stay with a video if they had to wait too long for the "good stuff!" I know that many of them would do a fast forward through a strip sequence because I've seen too many comments to that effect over the years by the younger crowd.

08-06-11  10:02am - 4887 days #4
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


I�m pretty sure this has been discussed a bit, but I have a new reason to dislike the way porn directors �tart up� the models. I was watching some of my older stuff a couple of nights ago and I watched a scene from Ass Smoothie with Allison Pierce. I�m a fan of hers and usually download anything that she�s in. Like most porn, she�s usually got heavy makeup and some over-the-top porn-girl outfit on so you can�t really get a sense of her natural look. But most of the Ass Smoothie scene is her sitting on the floor being interviewed while wearing normal street clothes and with normal makeup on, and she�s really naturally beautiful. So I re-watched many of the scenes I have of her and was disappointed that none of them allow that natural beauty to shine through.

So what�s with the need for the super-porn-slut look? I�m sure I�m not the only person who prefers the natural look. I�m excluding fake breasts because that�s a whole other area of discussion. I�m talking mostly about clothes and makeup.

And while I�m on the topic, another pet peeve, especially where the model is in street clothes, is the editor cutting the girl undressing or being undressed. That�s part of the fucking fantasy!!!!! Leave it in please!!!! I can�t be alone on this either�


Yep, your complaint has been mine as well, rearadmiral. That last paragraph especially touches a nerve with me because I daily curse the editors who take out the getting undressed of the girl. This would be so much better than twenty minutes of uninterrupted sex. Leave the undressing in and cut down on the various sex acts by five minutes and everyone would be happy, including the male performers.

08-05-11  06:04pm - 4888 days #7
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Originally Posted by Drooler:


Here's a picture of one



I've never watched a video with it in use, and I toss pics in which it appears. Nothing personal; I just don't need material with sex toys in it.


Yep, that's the one, Drooler. A total turn-off. A lot of picture sites are featuring these things, and to me they are nothing but another wasted update.

08-05-11  06:00pm - 4888 days #6
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Originally Posted by Khan:


FWIW, there was a poll question a little while back that asked this question too ...

Do you approve of the huge-sized vibrators that seem popular in porn recently?


It's my age, Khan!!

08-05-11  02:46pm - 4888 days #15
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


I've just come to a harsh realization. I'm 45 and lust after this porn star like some teenage girl swoons over a pop idol. I have become a dirty old man...


Now you know why I am constantly looking for mature models, rearadmiral! I do, however, admit to peeking at the younger crowd now and then, so call me creepy!

08-05-11  02:29pm - 4888 days Original Post - #1
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Just curious. There are so many masturbation scenes featuring "the wand" (some call it the Hitachi, I think) these days and I'm just wondering how many like/hate them.

I belong to the latter group and wish the models would retire these things or use them for a massage of sore muscles rather than on their clits.

08-01-11  02:04pm - 4892 days #5
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I think the Monday, Tuesday submissions might also have something to do with the fact that for many Sunday is a day off and gives them a chance to write a review.

BTW, talking about the unwritten rule, when I submitted my last review I never thought about displacing anyone on top, possibly because I wouldn't care if anyone did it to me or not, but I do apologize for being forgetful and posting the review only a couple of hours after someone else's. Was it MBaya? Can't remember now, in any case .. apologies. If I should do it again, give me a slap!

08-01-11  10:01am - 4892 days #555
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


If you're not from America, and not from Canada, where are you from?! (Judging by your avatar, I guess you could be a wolf/dog, or possibly a mooninite.)

I can give you rough and dirty version that's in no way scholarly or legally sound, but I hope it might help steer you in the right direction--or failing that, at least cause other members to correct me. (Wikipedia also has a fairly lengthy entry on the 2nd Amendment, as well as one on the militia in the U.S., if you're interested.)

Militias were present in the American colonies as a way to have a volunteer force that could be called up to keep order and peace, and then later during the drafting of the Constitution to try and avoid a large standing army during peacetime (which sounds crazy today considering the size of the military budget). The militias really didn't do the bulk of fighting during the American Revolution as they weren't as well organized or armed as the Continental Army, though they did play a part. After the Revolution they weren't particularly effective for putting down rebellions either and eventually a more regular force was formed.

Today "militia" in a legal sense includes the National Guard, though this has been used numerous times as pretty much a regular federal military force overseas throughout the 20th century, and, more controversially, a lot after 9/11. This was one of the criticisms of the response to Hurricane Katrina back in 2005, because much of affected states' National Guard equipment and personnel were in Iraq, thus some argued our regular military was overextended and we didn't have an adequate national defense at home.

And if you ask Americans what is meant by "militia," many would probably think of the numerous private groups of pseudo-military gun lovers who go play war during the weekends, though these aren't what the 2nd Amd. refers to. These groups are more like anti-government paintball groups, but with older members and real guns!

I guess at one time there was serious debate over whether the 2nd Amendment even applied to individuals as opposed to militias, but today the debate is almost totally about individual rights, not militias.


Thanks for the detailed explanation, Turboshaft. It is your last sentence I had the problem with. How could the 2nd Amendment even be applied to individuals when, on casual reading, it seemed to apply to militias only?

And to respond to your first sentence: I was born and raised in Germany.

07-31-11  06:43pm - 4893 days #6
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Originally Posted by jberryl69:


Wow - taking a beating Newsweak is. But if it's "buying sex" they're talking about, please don't date or get married because the only way you got any was to buy it. Socially accepted? Check ur bank account.

And I would bet, that most rapist/serial killers can't even get off on porn which is why they do what they do.

{Disclaimer} I have no evidence to back up the last paragraph but I do know personally about the first one.


You may not be so far off with your assumption. Psychologists maintain that rape is not so much a sex crime as it is a crime of violence. The thrill of dominating another human being. At least so I have read.

07-31-11  06:38pm - 4893 days #551
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


I agree that it's people who kill people, not guns, but a gun culture certainly doesn't help.

In my view, if you think more locks on your doors, more guns in your home--or on your hip out in public if you're really crazy--and a constant suspicion of everything and everyone, then you'll never truly be "safe." If you see the entire world as a dangerous place and you're just waiting for the moment to blow its fucking head off then more guns will always be the answer.

I just wish more Americans would be happy with the notion that we don't need to live like it's the Wild West.


I wish you could explain something to me, turboshaft. As you know by now, I'm Canadian therefore am not very clued in on your constitution but the little bit I've read about "the right to bear arms" was always in connection with the militia. Here is my question, what was/is the militia. Would that term include every American household? Sorry, I feel really dumb about this but take into consideration that not only am I not an American but I wasn't born a Canadian either! .

07-31-11  03:16pm - 4893 days #11
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Responding to graymane:

That's where you are wrong, Pard. Your absence was noticed and you were missed!!

07-31-11  03:01pm - 4893 days #8
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I'd like to thank everyone as well as mbaya for the kind words. I may one day surpass some of you in the number of points but I don't think I'll ever surpass you on the quality of your reviews and the amazing job you do on the forum. Visiting the score board is a kind of bitter sweet thing for me because I see many names of guys that used to post reviews and participate in the forum and no longer do. The reviews I can live without but not so much for the forum participation.


You are so right, Pat. It is bitter to have lost so many regular participants in this Forum. I would be overjoyed if someone kicked me off the number one spot when it comes to posts and I really mean it. It's not that I have written so many posts lately but that others who used to contribute and make this a real fun place have dropped out or have slowed down considerably. I sure miss their company and input!

07-31-11  09:57am - 4893 days #3
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Hey Pat, congratulations from me as well! Quite the mile stone! Wow!

07-30-11  12:24pm - 4894 days #4
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I could have told 'em so but nobody asked! Thanks, Khan!

07-28-11  02:08pm - 4896 days #28
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Originally Posted by RustyJ:


Just read this for the first time, asshole's an asshole.

I can see how hard that might be for the families and so but what I seriously don't get is that how can anyone think they can get into porn and get away with it? All of sudden you start taking trips to California, Budapest or whatever your local porn valley is and all the teenage guys with network connection start staring at you in traffic lights. Porn is so wide spread that if you get into it, you'll be there forver.


Granted, there's a certain risk of being recognized but isn't it also likely that if you saw Amber Rayne or Jenna Haze, without all that porn make-up shopping at your local supermarket you'd probably think .. boy, this girl sure reminds me of someone, rather than hey, that's Jenna or Amber!

07-28-11  01:06pm - 4896 days #26
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


In case anyone is interested, the porn wikileaks website got taken down. Apparently the guy who ran the site was getting a bunch of his info from private medical files he had no authority to access.

Here's an article with more information on the topic: http://business.avn.com/articles/video/PornWikileaks-is-Down-and-Looks-Like-It-s-Not-Coming-Back-442353.html


Thank you, Wittyguy. A fitting and welcome end to this thread! Hooray for the good guys!

07-28-11  11:08am - 4896 days #37
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^ Thanks, Denner, old friend. The site looks appetizing and I hope TBP will consider listing it.

07-27-11  12:51pm - 4897 days #2
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Originally Posted by Capn:


There are quite a few websites which post bonus photosets from other sites.
A nice idea in principle.

I have never seen a zip function on these though.

They are of little value without it.

Do they really expect members to bother to download a photo at a time these days?

Cap'n.


I've subscribed to a couple of sites where the bonus material from other sites could be downloaded zipped. Wish I could remember which! But I do remember that I never downloaded any of the sets because they were usually only offered in their smaller size. I found that rather than promote good will towards a site, these sets (small sized pics or no zip function) only caused resentment. At least they did in me.

07-27-11  10:05am - 4897 days #74
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Originally Posted by otoh:


This site is one of my favourites, worth a look:

http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/

Not only do folk often get trite wisdom tattooed, they seem intent on making it worse with misspellings


Thanks, otoh. I spent a couple of hours at your link and looked at most of the tattoos. Didn't know whether to laugh of cry. All those poor people walking around for the rest of their lives with all those heart warming, misspelled tattoos, or with the distorted faces of their children and other botched "art" on their bodies.

07-27-11  09:53am - 4897 days #13
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Originally Posted by mistresskent:


Anyone seen this site..

Its about a Mistress, she's british, sexy, funny and petite..

lol.. any good?


Doesn't a Mistress have to be slightly sinister, threatening, arrogant? There go my illusions, you're just role playing aren't you, MK?

07-26-11  08:53am - 4898 days #3
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


I was watching some regional news just now and following the news that Research in Motion (RIM) is cutting 2000 jobs in Ontario comes news that the office in Halifax, Nova Scotia will be losing some jobs too. The news anchor introduced the story with the line "a local legislator says RIM jobs are important to the economy". I can think of many reasons why rimjobs could be good, but none of them involve the economy. Maybe there's a lesson here for the U.S. Congress as they tackle the debt-ceiling issue. It might make elected officials a little less uptight.


I like it, I like it!

07-25-11  10:18am - 4899 days #2
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


I noticed when reading GCode�s review of Frank�s TGirl World that the �bottom line� section seemed longer than usual. I copied the text into a Word document and discovered that it was, in fact, a lot longer than we�ve been able to submit before. So I checked the review-posting page, and sure enough the maximum number of characters is up to 5000 from 3000. I�m sure this is recent because the 3000 character cap was still in place when I wrote my last review a couple of weeks ago.

I know a lot of members here are able to convey good information in a few words, but there are several others who take longer to say what we want. I write in Word and then edit, and one of the biggest problems I�ve had is editing for length. I find that I�ve had to delete information that I really would have preferred to keep in the review but it just became a trade-off against something slightly more important.

So my thanks to the PU staff for increasing this limit. Not everyone will need the extra space, and not all sites will merit that much verbiage, but it will be great to have that extra room in some future reviews.


I, too, am grateful for the extra space but I would have liked to see an increased "Cons" section as well. Or is there now? Maybe I'm too picky but there are entirely too many sites where the cons are huge and I always have to carry my comments down to the bottom line.

07-25-11  09:55am - 4899 days #35
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Originally Posted by pat362:


This is not always true but too often accurate:
Shitty preview = shitty content.


Couldn't agree with you more, Pat. This has happened to me all too often when I found a niche I liked and subscribed to, despite the lousy preview. In the "GILF" category this is all you seem to get (except for the SCORE sites which are now anathema to me) and it is exactly that which makes the search so hard.

I had plenty of material from mature.nl from my usenet days to convince me that this might be the site for me but, as I said, for the average person the models might very well be too plain.

07-25-11  09:45am - 4899 days #6
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^ My warmest congratulations as well to my friend, the rearadmiral. And I agree with you. It always astounds me that this Forum has remained so civilized. I read the comments in some of the sites all the time and know for a fact that many porn users are not exactly known for their tact and politeness. This is a special place, made more special by the rearadmiral. Hip, hip, hip ... hoorah!

07-24-11  06:30pm - 4900 days #33
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Originally Posted by pat362:


^I'd gladly pay 77$ to join a site if I was guaranteed that the content inside would be what I've been looking for. My biggest problem with mature.nl is that I really don't know that because they have a supremely crappy preview section. I got royally burned when i joined Ferro. That was 85$ and I haven't kept a single scene.


Pat, it is my sincere belief that you probably would not like this site. It takes a preference for models that are pretty far from mainstream as far as beauty and age go. Most PUs would take one look, ask themselves how could messmer like THAT and move on to something prettier as quickly as they can.

My problem is that I like real looking women close to my age, warts and all, and they are not always attractive or porn worthy in most eyes, with the emphasis being on young, and bronzed, and clear eyed and clear skinned.

As to the $77 bucks, naw, couldn't do it! Maybe my libido is easing up on me.

07-24-11  09:45am - 4900 days #2
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Originally Posted by zozobrah:


Some of my favorite models are Michelle Wild, Zafira, Jane Darling, Charlie Chase, Diana Prince, Lela Star, Mary Queen, and Juelz Ventura.

Someone wanna recommend similar models who give great sloppy/slurping blowjob skills and sensual moans?


Hi zozobrah, welcome to the forum and to PU. I can't really give you an answer because I'm on the other side . To me, the more subdued the moaning is the better I like it. But I'm sure there are others who feel the way you do and that they will respond. Again, welcome!

07-23-11  06:33pm - 4901 days #30
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Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


You're welcome, I just wish I could have come up with some useful ideas. That MatureNL site does look like it's made for you though. You have to subscribe, life is too short not to treat yourself occasionally.


I swear to you I am not normally a cheap person, squirrel, but the one time I tried to join that site it would have cost me CA $77.00 a month, more than double the entrance fee to most other porn sites.

I'm afraid I'm stubborn that way, I could afford to buy a Tenderloin Steak at $ 39.00 a kilo at my local grocer's now and then, but I'll be darned if anyone will ever convince me that a steak is worth that much! I dig in my heels and say no, thanks, you b......s, either lower your price or grind it up into Hamburger eventually because no one will buy your product at that ridiculous price! Of course, I'm only fooling myself. People pick up those steaks without even looking at the price.

Now when it comes to new computers, that's a different matter.

07-23-11  11:18am - 4901 days #28
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Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


50 bucks for thousands of dollars worth of material is a bargain. That's how I look at it. That's what money is for, it's for enjoying life as much as possible. It's not a ripoff price imo. Quality doesn't come cheap, nor should it. Look at it this way - you are helping a niche site survive by subscribing.

Despite being a slight bad boy, I would say only 10 per cent of my material stored on external drive is from free sources. If I find something I like I subscribe and download legally. Browsing free material helps me make up my mind what to spend money on. Even then I sometimes get it wrong.

PS - if I send you some links by mail through PU your privacy isn't threatened, as I wont see your email address, you only see mine. You only give away your email address if you reply. I have a feeling most of what I send will be material that you are already aware of.


Hi squirrel, I am only now getting the time to look all the posts over carefully and I just want to thank you personally this time for making such an effort on my behalf. I certainly would have nothing against revealing my email address to you because I (like most others who use throw away addresses) am sailing under false colours anyway.

But I don't think there is any need for sending me links because out of loyalty to this site I couldn't use them with a clear conscience. I do all my subscribing through TBP listings. I've even ignored special offers I receive by email because TBP have rewarded my loyalty often enough through the weekly draw which helped me get my new 3TB external drive! But friendly correspondence is always welcomed! Thanks again, friend.

07-23-11  11:00am - 4901 days #27
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Originally Posted by Khan:


messmer, I asked the staff if they had any suggestions for you and here's what they came up with ...

- Big Tits Grannies

Another wanted to know if you'd tried doing a search on the word "granny"? Here's a page of the results of over 40 sites with "granny" in the title.

Another staffer echoed the suggestion that Mature.nl might be a good fit. While it is expensive he says it has a ton of content so even with the price, it might be a good value.

Here's a few others that came up ...

- Dirty Over 40

- 40 Plus 50 Plus though I show that's a clone of Mondo Porno

- All Over 30

- Matures World

We all hope something in there will fit your needs.

Happy hunting.


Many thanks, Khan, and thanks to the staff. I have subscribed to one site you list (allover30) quite a few times, the others are new to me.

As to searching under "Grannies" I have done that but found to my chagrin that most sites listed under that category had poor quality contents and many of them had stopped updating years ago. It's not exactly a popular niche and I can't blame them for shutting down. Mature.nl is still thriving but last time I made it to the join page they wanted CA $77.00. That's simply too much even for one who could afford it.

07-22-11  01:45pm - 4902 days #24
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Still at it but getting there, folks. Found that I needed to re-install my favorite media player, Firefox kept looking weird until I noticed that the tabs were on top while I was used to having them on the bottom, fonds were off .. little things like that.

Just got a notice by the Post Office that my new external is in so I am on my way to pick it up, thanks to my brother-in-law's help. It'll probably take me all night to format it for TrueCrypt. 3TB, who would have imagined a drive like that only ten years ago. After the formatting I can finally start subscribing and downloading again!!

07-21-11  07:03pm - 4903 days #19
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My deepest thanks to all, with a special mention of the squirrels' hard work trying to find something suitable for me.

I am typing this very hastily on a new computer, my old one gave up its ghost this morning, so can't take any look at the moment at any of the sites mentioned but will do so as soon as everything is re-installed.

It's a monstrous task! Every time I think I finally downloaded something I had before I notice that something else is missing or needing a registration code from the company again etc. etc.

Thanks Khan for being so tolerant but never fear, I would not visit any "free" tube sites for material. I am too scared of picking up a bug and would rather stick with reputable pay sites. Not only that but TBP has instilled a fierce loyalty in me and I would almost feel like a traitor if I didn't subscribe through you.

See you gentlemen as soon as I get this mess cleared up.

BTW, when I receive my new 3TB external I will transfer the contents of one of my other drives to the new one and use the old one for a thorough back up (picture) so if this one crashes it won't be so hard to restore everything.

07-20-11  06:58pm - 4904 days #5
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Originally Posted by TheSquirrel:


You know I have a feeling there's something out there, and one of the ways to find it is to scour those adult forums which have free downloads. I risk getting flamed by the forum and mullah'd by Khan (very apt given his name). I find them very good for searching out unusual stuff when you're feeling jaded. Sometimes they give you a great preview of what is available. In fact I was so impressed with what I saw from 21st Sextury, I subscribed yesterday. So despite all the negative stuff, they got 21st Sextury an extra membership. Incidentally, I am very impressed with 21st Sextury, and may even stay for a second month.

Those who are in to a quite rare sort of niche, which involves amateurs being interviewed followed by sex on camera for the first time, which Exploited College Girls specialises in, would be extremely surprised to see a Czech company that specialises in the same thing and does it very well. I better not mention the company, but it's one that would go down quite well I think if linked to from TBP/PU.

I'll have a look in the next week or so, and see if I can find anything. It's almost certainly a site you will have heard of before, but occasionally there is something obscure but very good. Hopefully it will be American speaking so allowed to be mentioned on here.


I can say with the utmost sincerity that I don't know a single adult forum with free downloads, squirrel, but understand what you are saying because it was the much maligned usenet and its binary groups that alerted and led me to many a good pay site in the past. Hope you find something. I would sure appreciate it.

There is one site that comes very, very close to what I am looking for and that is Mature.nl (I think they changed the name in the meantime) but it is so ridiculously expensive that I would never join out of pure stubbornness.

07-20-11  04:10pm - 4904 days #6
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Originally Posted by rearadmiral:


I was surfing and downloading from Fame Digital a few minuts ago and I got a pop-up screen notifying me that my credit card had just been charged $9.95 for a one-month membership to DVDBox. I didn't click anything to bring this up, and to make it worse there was no way to close it the window or even refuse the membership. They simply debited the same card and assigned me that same username and password. Anyone ever have this happen?

Frankly, I'm a little concerned about going back to Fame Digital.


This disturbs me, rearadmiral, because I have Fame Digital in "My Favorites" to be considered for a future subscription. And I don't blame you for feeling concerned. Those things make me very nervous!!

07-20-11  04:06pm - 4904 days #39
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May I test your patience and post this one more time?

"I am not exactly happy with Firefox 5 myself, not only can I not use the movies downloader but also one of my favorite GUIs is no longer good with the latest version of Firefox. But the worst thing is that it is buggy. So my question is: can I install Firefox 3.6 OVER Firefox 5, or should I uninstall version 5 first? I am worried about losing some of my present settings if I do. Thanks."

I would very much appreciate a reply since I have version 3.6 sitting in my download folder and won't click on it until I know a bit more.

m.

07-20-11  04:02pm - 4904 days #3
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Originally Posted by Capn:


Village Ladies might fit the bill, if you haven't tried it.

The quality & quantity isn't great, but it does hit the niche.

Updates are split & weekly only.

Support isn't great either, but as I said worth a look, if you haven't been there before.

Cap'n.


Thanks, Cap'n. I think we've talked about Village Ladies (and Village Vixens) before. I even have some sets on my hard drive obtained way back in my usenet days. They would fit the bill perfectly if the quality has kept up with the times. The few sets I have are at most 800x600px resolution. Have you subscribed there recently?

07-20-11  03:56pm - 4904 days #3
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Originally Posted by smoker00:


gee, didn't realize I was so out in the wilderness on this one.


I hope you don't feel ignored by us, smoker00! But I have yet to come across a site or even a scene where your type of narration takes place. They have a program that matches your description somewhat on the Playboy channel but it is pretty cheesy and I am almost sure you wouldn't like it without even knowing you or your taste .. that's how bad it is!

If I ever come across what you are looking for I'll certainly return to this thread to let you know!

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