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Toadsith's Reply
Toadsith
seems we have the same dry sense of wit.
attractive girls doing splits and what not, clothed, I can just go buy a ticket to a ballet and watch it live...
...you'd get arrested for being that close with your camera.
your comment...
ballet drop-outs that decided it was a better gig than unemployment. Some of the girls were exquisitely beautiful, but the cringe factor could be pretty high.
I can totally tune into that...it starting off being a curiousity trip for me at first but that soon wore off and I started feeling sad coz you can just tell the driver here is not the same as the girls from Prague or San Fernando Valley (who love it because they've been de-sensitised). these girls look lost...like you say, looking for a wage.
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04-07-08 12:47pm
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Khan's Reply
Hi Khan
Credit to honesty and to the Team...
that's why TBP and PU are as hot as the content under review. Keep up the Good Work guys.
You know what...this is what you get from TBP & PU...
TRUST
something priceless for FREE.....AWESOME.
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04-07-08 12:41pm
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williamj's Reply
hi williamj
Hope the review was informative. I try and give a different type of review to most. more from my gut feel.
only a small point but this was below average quality for above average price...I think they had their calculators the wrong way round when they had that meeting...half the price is still a lot...don't be taken in by the 100,000 photos, they've probably included the thumbnails in that count.
Cheers
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04-07-08 12:26pm
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Boobs4ever's Reply
Hi Boobs4ever
Yep. I was vunerable, it was late, my wife was in bed and I fancied looking off the beaten track...
found it by chance and thought, I'll try that, but like you say in your reply, I got drawn in by the Previews. Some of the older photos are actually smaller than these newer ones...
What would be good is if Porn Sites could measure themselves against an induxtry standard like BSI - British Standards Institute...
Hey I think I might be onto an idea.
Anyway, thanks for the reply.
You're on my list to read your reviews. Need to make sure I'm up to scratch with my peers.
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04-07-08 12:23pm
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Hi paulmarkham
I am older than 35 (a bit) and all I can say is...Oh YES...I remember.
Vida Garman (never liked her tits - I don't think she was happy with the boob job, BUT, awesome eyes and her best feature...her waist2hip ratio, amazing)
Louise Hodges (back in those days you only had video. I had Louise with a banana and doing Rocco, very sexy)
Lucy Gretsy (just knew how to wear lingerie, nice tits, curly blonde)
Nici Sterling (doing the gangbang set her up for US stardom, nearly went to that. If I remember, it was 5 blokes - Sunday Sport, Didn't she get Paul Davis into US?)
Niki Lewis (I was accepted as one of the 25 at the GangBang in Salford, nice piercings, her head was messed up though, best shot ever - her inn plaid skirt on all 4s on the bed)
Don't remember the others fondly. What about Charmaine Sinclair (she should've gone to the States, saw her at the UK Strip Group, can't remember the name, with Cindy Milo) oh yes, Misty McCaine, I like her torpedo tits and arse, and I loved her slutty pink lipstick, she set up a gym? And poor old Sarah Young. I used to live in Sidcup, remember her from some parties. Gaynor Bell (soooo sexy)
Did you ever shoot Zeta and Trina - Ding Dong - oh and Solange. Perfect.
Oh yes, don't forget Lynda Leigh, use to be friends with Karen Boggeley. Linda has a really filthy mind, up for anything, did like her tits but they way she moves her hips and her legs were so well toned. A real GEM.
I've met a few of the girls in the past, not from being creepy, just being on the scene and going to places like Browns in London.
The list goes on and on...sorry I'm going down nostalgia lane here.
Back to business. If you can get some of the classic British stuff online, you will have someone unique. Anyone can do the new stuff, the old stuff is in the past, its finite...precious.
Can't wait to see the site. I wasn't sure what your last comment meant. Unfortunately I don't work for TBP or PU, just serious about finding GEMS.
Finally, few more, sorry...did you ever shoot Tracey Elvik (Page 3. I had her open one of my shops back in the early nineties, she was beatiful, most amazing tits ever) Donna Ewin (what can I say. Years ago she did a Fashion Shoot for
Jo Guest, loved the way she can arch her back, dare I say, the prettiest badger in town)
Nikki Kennedy, I actually love her hard look, amazing statuesque body, flawless.
Emma Cesari - please say you've got her. She is the Jilly Johnson of the nineties for me. Perfect.
Bit later on but Michelle Thorne. Amazing tits, so flexible, shame about her X-factor.
Kirsten Imrie, Andrea Spinks, Tiffany Walker, Tracy Coleman, Tamara Noon, Shanine Linton, Vicky Leigh (better with boob job), Sally Mckenzie (wow), Linzi Drew (dirty laugh), Debee Ashby (never trusted her)
That was a shock about Tula. HELLO!!!!
Your Choice was a god send for me back then.
and what about Electric Blue. I bet that's what got you started...?
I need a cuppa...Been in work all day
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04-07-08 12:13pm
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Toadsith's Reply
Toadsith
as they say in the budweiser adverts...
true bud, true. i think your score is right for all the reasons you say.
I am seriously hooked on Sofia. Now that's worth 10 points...
Cheers
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04-06-08 01:32pm
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Please don't tell me you are from the UK.
I always thought this kind of high quality was Continental.
I can't wait to see what treasures you've found. I just hope and prey.
Good luck. Will no doubt be one of your reviewers when it goes online.
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04-06-08 01:27pm
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78.0
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Was a member approx. 3 months prior to this review.
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Entrypoint to 4 sites, content from one studio so treat as 1 site. Click on thebestporn.com link, girls in the banner/logo are two prettiest girls on site. You might think they're not pretty. That wont matter. After 3 seconds girls faces are no longer inframe. If camera goes for wide shots you wont be looking at their faces. Girls do not need expressions, your eyes will be elsewhere.
Under Welcome message an exact description of what you get, read it, you'll know to decide to join.
Downloads are quick. Didn't use downloader but if you do you'll get the whole site in a few hours.
Girls are not slapped up with makeup like Porn Stars. They actually look innocent. The positions are incredible. I love the fact, take a Gymnast and make her wear PornStar Heels. So corrupt. Second biggest turn on for me.
First is the only thing seperating you from Heaven is a stretched piece of lycra with the gusset under strain and you can see every crease underneath. If only for HD-DVD. |
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Too Expensive, should be $19.99. For $39.99 you need HD, and buy some new leotoards for the girls. I think the leotards are shared.
Sasha's squint is annoying & sexy, a bit Rabbit caught in the headlights, but whose car?
Don't bother with archive site. Archive Photos struggle to fill a cell/mobile screen.
There are only a few Hi(ish)-Res videos, 100MB+. I seem to remember finding 3 over 150MB. Most 10-16Mb chunk files, approx 6-12 each set. Indicates most of content is old. Photosets not high-res. at most 1024px.
Repeating theme is boring. Like watching adverts on TV, Sitting there waiting for the main feature and eventually you realise there isn't one. Mind you it took me 8 days to work it out. I only went back once a week to pick up infrequent updates until my membership expired.
Loads of Girls but some mingers. Navigation basic but works.
Studio environment. You feel like its shot in someones house. Unfortunately it's not my neighbours otherwise I'd become a window cleaner. |
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I couldn't work out was in most shoots they pose next to a camera tripod. Weird, what are they saying, Hey! we have two cameras?
If you like girls who suspend their bodies between two wooden chairs aka Golden Gate Bridge, you'll like this site. Where's the toll gate please.
How did that come about anyway, the chairs? Limited props? They look like old school chairs. creepy.
A few Girls look innocent. Having said that there are some shots where you can tell either the photographers jaw is on the floor, he's drooling or he's got a boner because the girl looks off camera and smiles. They know you're undressing them where the sun shines.
There is something very erotic about these girls. The problem is there's something missing. The poses are too posed, you feel like you're watching girls turn themselves into Rubik's Cubes...they never get to show us who they are. It is almost like they aren't there either.
I've got it. This is how women feel like when they go to the gynaecologists. It's like, please warm that up while I look over here because you look creepy drooling all over my 2nd hand leotard with your camera.
If you got these girls into a studio like inthecrack.com, gave them Estee Lauder makeup, not Avon, film them in HD DVD, I'd pay $39.99. (need to do nude though). Sad thing, none of them will get to the Olympics so this is it for them in Mother Russia / Eastern Block
Don't pay this much. Hate to say it. It's my money and I don't like being ripped off. |
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04-06-08 01:23pm
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Toadsith's Review
Toadsith
Good review. thanks. This is one of those sites you don't join until you hear someone else has. That's a high score, but I think I understand why you've given them this even though the depth of their catalogue is limited. I'm guessing you like the fact that this is something new. It's very raw but at the same time, has a glossy feel to it.
Gotta say, after reading your Review, I visited the site. Love Sofia. She reminded me of Dasha on Booyathong. They are both GEMS and me being a professional Porn Hunter know that one day I'll sign up for nastymakeup.com even if its only for her set. Ding Dong.
I was amused when I saw model: Angeles 'After Photo' on the promo pages. It made me think, hey that's what Teri Hatcher must look like after negotiating her next salary review on Desperate Housewives. Spitting image of her. Well tickled by that.
Got to the end of the promo pages, stickler for detail, there's another model call Sofi. Is that a typo or are there two girls that are Ding Dong. Marianna, Lupe, Martina looks quite nice and Tatiana caught my eye. but then I noticed, there's another entry for Tatiana quoting
The tanned blonde beauty named Tatiana is back. Kinda contradicts.
Having looked at the promo pages and reading your review. I'll put this on my list.
Moisto Gratis, oops I meant Mucho Gratis...
Toadsith, THANKS, Good recommendation. I Like it. Will definitely be a member at some stage.
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04-06-08 11:28am
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Boobs4ever's Poll
I don't mind limited trials if you end up with something of value at the end of the trial and don't join. It's quite simple really. limited trial = a lot less money = a lot less. Would'nt it be nice if as a percentage say a site cost $29.95 and a limited trial of 24 hours is 1/30th of $29.95, ie. $1 + the electronic admin charge, (remember computers get paid the minimum wage).
If the site has 300GB of content. I'd rather they put an absolute download limit (say 1/30th = 10GB) on the account that is only lifted if you become a full member.
That way you get to see the quality, get to browse and choose...life would be much fairer.
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04-06-08 10:35am
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04-06-08 10:20am
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Toadsith's Reply
hi Toadsith
Thanks for your reply and the compliment on my review. I try to write from the heart and wanted to give something slightly different to what you tend to see, lots of numbers and sterile pros and cons.
Tussinee is Hot, no doubt about it, but afterwards I felt like, oh that was okay, as a one off.
At the end of the day, you have to keep it real, if it doesn't stir my waters I know there's something not quite right.
The way I write my views is to try and open my mind back to when I've browsed the site, downloaded everything I can, viewed as much of it as possible, mental catalogue of the real GEMS, remind myself of the annoyances and irritate things that bothered me, then write.
So what you kind of get from me is a brain dump. Nuthing glamorous. pretty much just my raw thoughts, gut feel.
I've be doing Porn so long, I know my onions now, and I know what works for me and can see it quick enough that when I make a bad choice. I signed up to private.com on Thursday. Did 1.5 hours of looking/downloading, gave up...sorry I'm wandering off now...
Anyway, to return a general compliment, the reason I joined this review site was because I'd seen what others had written and thought, this is the best review site, no chasers...
Cheers...Oh, I will join tussineegold eventually, but after killergram (Denner told me about it) never heard of it. had a look, just gotta wait till next pay day...looks very interesting...
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04-06-08 09:59am
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nygiants03
Thanks for the compliment. I've been told by others (PinkPanther) here at pornusers.com that Met-Art is a better bet, but I've also just heard about Killergram (thanks to Denner). He replied to my review on 1ByDay.com which tops my list at the moment.
Killergram is my next port of call. I'm currently getting my 5 a day from ZTOD.com at the moment.
I just can't believe the pornusers.com and thebestporn.com websites. Awesome.
I will definitely keep my input constant. I tend to move from site to site monthly, and on occasion if I find a real plank of a site I subsidise my bad choices with alternatives.
Anyway, I thought it's important to say thank you when you compliment my review... I hope I continue to provide interesting input. Time consuming though...Cheers
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04-06-08 09:45am
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04-06-08 06:47am
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Hi paulmarkham
Your honest reply to my review made me go back and whilst I haven't change the score, I have added that I do think your efforts to remaster the older content is a good effort, and is the main reason I went to the site and joined.
I was actually after some of the older GEMS.
Can't wait to see the new site when it appears. If ever you need someone in wardrobe let me know. Dream come true.
And to answer your reply directly...what about the girls?
The Girls are Beautiful...but I know you already know that.
All the Best
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04-06-08 03:13am
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roseman's Poll
I was invited to a gang bang once in Salford UK, years ago, before I got married, I might add, so I wouldn't have been unfaithful...
It was to have sex with a a girl called Nicky Lewis and was going to be filmed. I never went. I bottled out of it.
After that I remember the event with Jasmin St. Claire and thinking, would you queue up with 200 other blokes just to fuck her. If I was single, in LA, then yes. once in a life time.
I had the opportunity to see the LA Centerfolds (Strippers) in UK, and slept with Barbie Brandt a couple of times and on one occasion, two of the other girls were giving it out and filmed us all but I saw them destroy the tape afterwards.
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04-05-08 06:50pm
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RagingBuddhist's Poll
Why are we getting all deep on this topic.
Yes, I am a pervert. All that means is I like to watch Porn, fantasize about the sexy girls doing their thing...wishing it was my dick they were squeezing, or stuffing inside them...
I've seen people down the Car Dealerships on the weekends, walking aroud, stroking car bonets and sitting in the seats, reading the datasheets, basically drooling all over the flash new sexy beast of a car they can't have...Perverts...all of them.
My definition of a Pervert is someone who wants to do something that may offend other people if they did it in public...like jacking off...so they invent something like trhe internet and hey presto, all the perverts in this world can satisfy themselves now...
I remember in school, long time ago, we caught this kid in the sports shed with a copy of a motorbike centrefold out jacking off...the thing is there was no girl in the picture, just the bike...now that's a really sick pervert...
I'm just a a good old fashioned Pervert myself...bikes and cars don't cut it for me, just sexy girls...with tight bodies...PERV PERV PERV and I love it...
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04-05-08 06:25pm
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badandy400's Reply
badandy400
hit the nail on the head. I've had a couple of breaks where instead of actually putting the stuff away, I didn't collect anymore and I realised then it would take me forever to get throug it all. I have over 2800 hours. When am I going to finfd time for that unless I sign up for the 1st mission to Mars.
So I think, nah...lets start hunting again...like any hobbie, it's the chase that's fun. Hey. I also collect rare stamps, I don't look at them all day, but knowing I have a rare set of Sea Horse stamps, a 4 margin Penny Black on the original envelope, in the bottom drawer does give you a sense of satisfaction...
It's knowing you have it. If its a real GEM, you'll watch it, but along that journey looking for GEMS, you'll pick up stone chips you're not sure are Diamonds in the rough.
Occasionally I get frustrated coz I remember I found an old uncut diamond when I see a girl later on and I think, shit, I've seen her when she was used to Hard Stuff, and I then have to test my catalogue system and go and try and find it...
It is the Hunt that counts, and like any hunter, it knowing you have the trophy when you catch your prey.
The prey...those GEMS...
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04-05-08 06:00pm
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Khan's Poll
I do this occasionally. I pack up all my DVDs, approximately 700 of them (burned from downloads, not bought), into CardBoard Boxes, put them in the attic.
Then I dream about them, are you allowed to think about Porn or is that an automatic fail?
Then after a while, I get excited about bringing the box down and going thru it, trying to find a GEM or 3, that I managed to remember when I was dreaming about it.
Is this self-counselling coz I feel a lot better afterwards.
It like going to Confession at Church, but more fun.
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04-05-08 05:47pm
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Drooler's Reply
Drooler
Classic Quote. That is the first and only time I will ever hear someone compare pictures of Jana Cova doing hardcore like keeping a piece of plane wreck. All I can say to that is, turn off the landing lights and hope she crashes into my house.
I know what you mean...I think I got it wrong. It was Elizabeth Shay...wow.
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04-05-08 05:39pm
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Monahan's Reply
Monahan
Obviously it would be a waste to throw out a Hard Drive without checking you can use it again. I ran out of hard drives once, before DVD write, and writing CDs took an age, so I used to swap my SATA drives out all the time. I have a pile (11) of them but when i tried to connect one the other day, I got all nostaligic and wanted to see what was on it, my new machine (XP) didn't recognise the drive and bloody re-intialised the drive.
i've also got some (back in the day - 14 GB worth) of Patricia Ford. but this is on DDS 3 Backup Tape (43 DDS Tapes in total - 12 GB each), and in order to retrieve this at some stage, I've packed up a DDS Tape Device.
This is a serious admission of obsession so I'll stop now...
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04-05-08 04:52pm
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Drooler
you're teasing us now with references to Anette Haven hardcore. I just went into a dream state and cancelled a download window that popped up.
In your sentence you then follow that with Jana Cova (though she seems to be making something of a comeback)...
Are you saying you have her doing hardcore...if yes, which Site.
I'm getting my creditcard ready right now.
By the way, I'm sure Jana Cova did a hardcore scene once with Rocco, in London, in the Buttman series...honest it's her before she was famous.
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04-05-08 04:43pm
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Jay G's Reply
Jay G
I can relate exactly to what youu are saying but after losing it a number of times, a couple by choice and others through stupidity, I'm more protective now.
In the mid nineties (no internet), in the UK you couldn't get it hardcore so I had satellite. I had over two hundred VHS tapes. 3 hours long each. do the math, 600 hours. if you average 700 MB per hour. That's 42GB. I have over 2 TERABYTES now. I'm just glad I don't need to keep them on VHS. BUT, like you say, I know 80% of it I've never viewed. Like you, I love the Hunt...
so here's back to happy hunting...
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04-05-08 04:38pm
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Hi Drooler
It does sound like it. I do favour the European girls. There is a sense they are prepared to just get down to it and yet they are beautiful, tend to be a bit more genuine and deep down they just love getting sorted out as opposed to most american pornstars who, probably because they get paid more, turn themselves into business women.
If ever I'm looking for someone I use sites like eurobabeindex.com or cduniverse.com to identify film titles then search for those. Helps me make decisions over which site but I have to say this review site is superb.
Really informative.
For some strange reason, I've got an itch for Vanessa May. Managed to find film - Fucker Takes All. She plays a shop assistant. tightest skirt I've ever seen. She only has a slight frame, amazing body and everything she was born with.
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04-05-08 03:52pm
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turboshaft's Review
Hi turboshaft
IntheCrack is one of those sites I've been thinking about for ages but never got around to. Always seems to come out bottom of my list, cheap pun, sorry.
I liked your review, thanks. Could I just ask about a couple of things.
1) I take it by the absence of the word hardcore there isn't any.
2) The other thing I wasn't sure about from your review. Is it still the case that joining the site doesn't give you access to the video content?
Thanks in advance.
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