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11-02-09  01:47pm - 5529 days #10
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Originally Posted by turboshaft:


Some of these ideas sound like the kinds of action figures that would show up in either your nightmares or The Twilight Zone or both, so here's my own idea: Cytherea (one of porn's top squirters). Her action figure would be like a Super Soaker; first you fill her up with (preferably) water, then use one of her arms to charge her up, and next thing you know you have a great conversation piece or the world's most unique water gun! Plus you can also use it to water your Ron Jeremy Chia Pet.


I've been wracking my brains trying to remember this other pornstar who was a first-class squirter. She's at least part Hawaiian, I think. She was at quite a few sites until maybe 2-3 years ago. She didn't have large breasts, but she had a really nice ass.

Can anyone think of who that might be?

Hilarious post, btw. (Ron Jeremy Chia Pet. LOL) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

11-01-09  06:26pm - 5530 days Original Post - #1
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Yes, if you could have an action figure of a pornstar, who would it be and what would it do?

I don't mean sex dolls, btw. Just action figures of a typical size. And this thread is just meant to be fun.

Some ideas just to get things started: The Jenna Haze Booty Girl with Gyrating Ass (like, every 15 seconds), the Klara/Zoe with implant kits (sold separately, of course), the Rebecca Linares Bilingual Edition, etc. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

11-01-09  03:08pm - 5530 days #20
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Originally Posted by Capn:


Inexorably & apparently inevitably, as you age, you will find yourself turning into your Dad....or Mom depending on your gender! ;0)

Cap'n. :0)


Speaking of Mom and Dad, they could do something about it: disable texting on the cell phones. It may sound harsh or "Draconian," though it's hardly as bad as 30 days in the stocks.

Beats having to hire a lawyer for your stupid, pain-in-the-ass kid. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

11-01-09  03:51am - 5531 days #8
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Originally Posted by justme:


What to do?

Take a break, don't watch porn for a week or two. The photos you thought had become boring, will have all returned to their former glory!


That's an important point. Anything indulged in too much will "get dull." I see things in my stash I haven't viewed in months and go, "WOW! Damn, I already have that?!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-29-09  12:23pm - 5533 days #4
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Originally Posted by Denner:


Yup, Drooler - thai is also my guess. The clip in question is BEFORE the fakes. Got the clip in good quality - and she just great.
BTW:
Did you get the news about "a changed" W4B....?
Do not see much difference, but ok, they got some fine previews of our "old" friend Natasha/Nastya/Helen (Helen's Planet) - and she's still a looker - or whatever it's called...
IF you should join W4B again - I'll look forward to an update....


Your timing is very good. I have rejoined after many months away. The new look and functionality is more straightforward than the old. The approach to content hasn't changed, with the pics, of course.

Are there any vids in particular you'd like me to get you an opinion of? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-28-09  03:23pm - 5534 days #4
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I really doubt that the pic is from ALS Bikinis. I just visited the site myself and didn't see the pic anywhere. Besides, the girl looks as though she has had a breast augmentation. ALS Bikinis uses ALS models, and ALS does not accept models with fake breasts.

Took a look through Bikini Riot just to see if the girl in question would be there, but I couldn't find here. I'm pretty familiar with that site. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Oct 28, 2009, 03:29pm

10-28-09  01:08pm - 5534 days #2
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She looks Thai to me. Couldn't find her at eurobabeindex (oh, well). Nor at sportyone, which seems to be turning into a pay site.

Viewed the clip. Didn't see much of her tits, but man, she's a courageous one with the anal sex! It's like trying to stuff a loaf of Italian bread in a baguette bag! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-22-09  09:52pm - 5540 days #24
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


They get stymied if they have to make change for $1.37 when you hand them a five-dollar bill and 2 cents. They've also never heard the word 'stymied'.


LOL. And usually all they have to do enter the "amount tendered" into the cash machine. (Whatever "tendered" is supposed to fucking mean.)

Have you seen how their faces light up in a mixture of wonder and confusion when they see the amount of change the machine tells them to give you? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-20-09  02:56pm - 5542 days #21
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Here's one to add to the list just for the fun of it:

They've never heard of Tubular Bells and probably have no idea how many people in their parents' generation (and possibly their own parents) got stoned on weed and listened to it over and over. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-16-09  02:12am - 5547 days #9
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Originally Posted by jd1961:


I don't think that a comparison is valid.

Fake body parts are things added onto the body. I don't consider them breasts, they're "things".


That's how I see them, too. Usually they're a letdown as I'm always happy with the girl before the damn silicone beefup. Frankly, this porndog is a tad crestfallen that Klaudia/Cindy/Hope -- one of the leggiest, assiest, foxiest girls on the third planet from the sun -- got a knob-job. Same with Nella (Jana Miartusova). And Nella had boobs already!

I must admit, though, that I'm fascinated with the implants worn by Nessa Devil. To me, sure, they're things, and a girl that beautiful never needed them. (See, my mind simply doesn't dwell in the thought-matrix of the average porn producer. I'm just a consumer. That's all.)

Yet I look forward to seeing Nessa Devil's stylish pair of domes. I wonder what Buckminster Fuller would have thought of them. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Oct 16, 2009, 02:21am

10-15-09  01:05pm - 5547 days #16
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Always have nice ass shots. To show you EXACTLY what I mean, click
here (then see bottom row, 2nd from the left)
and here (third row, 1st on the left)
and here (1st row, 2nd from the left)
and here (fourth row, third from the left)
and here (2nd row, 2nd from the left)

There's no ass-grabbing, no shower water, no cropping in the wrong places. The girl's face is quite visible, and her ass cheeks are both equally displayed. These are, in my opinion, excellent pics and there should be more of them!

Satisfy the ass fanatics among us and reap your rewards! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-15-09  12:44pm - 5547 days #11
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My hat goes off, and my heart goes out, to Jerry. ;) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-13-09  03:01pm - 5549 days #7
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Anything over a mouthful is wasted! ;) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-13-09  11:45am - 5549 days #9
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


Drooler - It's nice to know you actually got feedback from some of the sites. A site that says a large watermark is necessary? That's just ridiculous. I've been looking at Nubiles.net for a long time - but everything I've seen from them has a mural at the bottom and up the side of the pic or video. That's one of the sites I was referring to when I said I don't agree with TBP's calling it medium sized. If that's medium, I'd really hate to see what they call large.

I also have to thank you for today's laugh - your response from Matt doesn't surprise me.


I answered the Matt's challenge by writing back. "OK. Here goes. Ready?:





"

That was as constructive and as honest an answer as I could come up with.

As for Nubiles, it was actually WORSE before they started posting pics in 2400 pixels. They'd FINALLY have the kind of ass shot that my limbic system craves, and the bleeding watermark would be there to fuck up the shit out of it. Now, the pics are bigger, but they've long since turned into a toy-happy site -- I guess to somehow distinguish themselves from the rest?

One site I found some time ago, and it was one of those that didn't last very long (and I can only wonder why) was called "Banana Babes" or something like that. The watermark was EXTREMELY garish and WAY too big. It was almost like, "Hey, is that a nude model hiding behind that peeled banana logo thing?" I kid thee not. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Oct 13, 2009, 12:05pm

10-12-09  11:56pm - 5550 days #5
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Yes. I can try to ignore them, but it's pretty hard to when they get on the subject. For example, I have nice pics of Veronica Hill from Harris Archives BUT, the watermark gets all up in her hair! Ruins it! And I paid for it anyway.

Watermarks do affect my decision to join a site and has held me back from rejoining, too. I've complained numerous times here about them, and over the years to various sites such as Myglamoursite (then they reduced the size, thankfully), Matt's Models (who challenged me to suggest a better one, LOL), Cruising Girls (who said their large one was necessary, sorry!), and Twistys (I made a comment here).

The quality of what you buy is important, and watermarks aren't part of it. I'm not advertising their sites because the only person who sees what I download is me. I understand that they have to protect their property, but would you brand your show dog just to hold your claim to it?

TorridArt is a good example of a site that has watermarks that are OK. Or the ATK sites. They're small and unobtrusive. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-11-09  06:12am - 5552 days #17
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Originally Posted by james4096:


Even if I am able to catch and then uncheck a prechecked cross sale, I makes me think twice about joining. Will they sign me up for something else later without asking?


I once visted a site a few years ago and got as far as the join page. Had second thoughts, so I never clicked to submit. I just closed the window. But they had my info and signed me up anyway! That's only happened once, but if it's not a site you're sure of, it's best to be cautious. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-11-09  04:39am - 5552 days #20
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I'm quite curious to know the justification of the screening. Was it to show how the porn industry is trying to go mainstream? Was it to show how much money was spent on a less than impressive porn movie?


Good question. When I was a university student back in the late '70's, and this was somewhere several hundred miles west of Maryland, out in the "heartland" as it is often called, there were on-campus screenings of The Opening of Misty Beethoven and other flicks that were popular at the time. And they were advertised around campus with flyers stuck to telephone poles, etc. I don't know if the idea was to rock the boat or just get the rocks off. They were explicit porn films, and they caused controversy then, too.

I don't know if those in charge had argued that in the case of Misty Beethoven that the film had literary -- and therefore "redeeming social" -- value. I just looked it up and found out that it was based on George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion.

Maybe it was like, "Well, kids, you saw My Fair Lady (1964). Now it's time for this!" LOL I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Oct 11, 2009, 04:49am

10-10-09  06:02am - 5553 days #3
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Some answer ads. I read that that's how Crissy Moran got started. Some know someone who knows someone. And I suppose that some are "discovered." For that, working at strip clubs probably helps. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-09-09  02:46am - 5554 days #13
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The students should instead have planned to show a movie depicting extreme violence and gore. Had they done that, chances are the threat of a funding cut -- and this thread -- would never have materialized. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-06-09  10:43pm - 5556 days #7
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You're in a checkout line to buy a toaster. The clerk scans it, then suddenly pulls out a food processor, which you of course had no intention of buying, and scans it, too. Sure, you can stop it and have it stricken from your tab, but would you think such behavior is ethical?

What's the difference if it's an online subscription to a porn site? None, if you ask me.

It's okay if they make an offer, but the consumer should be the one who decides "yes." Who wants additional purchasing decisions made for them, in advance, by the vendor?

Now imagine that consumers could name their own price for porn subscriptions. "Sorry, not $29.95. $9.95!" Would that be okay with everyone? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-04-09  01:17am - 5559 days #23
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


You know - the girls spurting pee has more appeal to me because frequently there's an element of delight in the naughtiness. Guys rarely are uncool enough to have anything like delight when cumming, so it's more boring.

It's true that there's an element of sport or at least competitiveness, which can be good or bad. At the last Buttman.com live show, there was a point where Kelly Divine and Bobbi Starr got very competitive about who could take a huge dildo further down their throat and it was quite fun because they were having a good time and it looked hot and they were so intense about it that it was quite sexy.

All of that is missing in any cum-shot I can ever remember seeing, so for me cum-shots are pretty uninteresting.


To me, the only thing that pee does regarding sex is cause an interruption. Yet I suppose that measuring the stream length might lend itself as a health indicator (?).

Regarding cum-shots, perhaps the girl could hold up a little target for the guy to aim at. Then records could eventually be compiled of distance/drip ratios. The boys could compete against themselves and each other. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

10-03-09  10:55am - 5559 days #33
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Originally Posted by james4096:


Back in the early to mid 90's, before video was common, free was the way to go. There had to only be a few pay porn sites, and most people were still afraid to use their credit card online. You could go on a bbs, chatroom or newsgroup and be bombarded with pics in no time. You had to go through everything and delete the really disgusting stuff or duplicates, but that was part of the fun. Now we have thousands of sites offering HD video through our broadband connections. There's a lot of good stuff out there to be bought and it's cheaper than what people used to pay for VHS tapes.


This comment really resonated with me. I spent my first few years as an internet user browsing free sites with a sluggish modem connection. I didn't trust credit card billing, though I wasn't as paranoid as the established media of the time was trying to get people to be through their own propaganda.

Finally, in 2001, I'd had it with the free sites, with the fucking multitudes of pop-ups and freeze-ups and crappy quality. Joined my first pay site, and once I saw that I could do it without (always) being ripped off, I was on my way.

And things are a LOT better now than they were then! One thing that really helped was when Microsoft FINALLY started taking seriously the security holes in their OS's.

Funny how the first pay site I ever joined was Mac&Bumble, back before they had the zips they now charge a high premium to access (LOL). And now is the first time in a while I've even thought about that site. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-30-09  03:23pm - 5562 days #3
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Annette Haven was my favorite from that time. Fave flicks she appeared in include Dracula Sucks (aka Love at First Bite), the final scene with Jamie Gillis; Reflections; Centerspread Girls; Barbara Broadcast; and Spirit of Seventy Sex, which I think is also Public Affairs, too (starred Paul Thomas as a political candidate; anyway, there's a hot bed scene with Joey Silvera).

Update thanks to RagingBuddhist pointing out reviews of the Caballero Classics site (below): It's Public Affairs Scene 2 under Annette Haven. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Oct 01, 2009, 03:32am

09-30-09  02:28am - 5563 days #18
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


The obsession that many guys have with cum shots is a mystery to me. I know that many guys are all into how big a cum shot it is, where it lands, whether the girl has her eyes open when a guy cums, blah, blah, blah.


Or how far a girl can pee across a floor for that matter. It begins to take on elements of sport. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-29-09  04:08pm - 5563 days #14
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What do you get when you cross a computer with a princess?

A system that never goes down. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-29-09  03:58pm - 5563 days #4
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To me, the cum shot is the least interesting part of the sequence. It's probably going to be the girl getting down on her knees and taking it in the face. The sex is already over as far as I'm concerned. It's just the guy squirting his love juice all over her gorgeous face and luscious tits. It's no big deal. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-29-09  11:47am - 5563 days #19
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Originally Posted by Capn:


TorridArt is still updating regularly.
They are not a big player so updates are not as frequent as the norm.

They are still going strong though! ;0)

I didn't want your post to put folk off joining, because the more folk that do, the better chance of the site growing & updates increasing.

Cap'n. :0)


Their archives continue to grow. I think it's a pretty good site overall. But what I said, which is that they've cut back on updates, is true. They used to post three times a week. They've said themselves that the reduction was due to the economy. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-29-09  01:01am - 5564 days #12
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Originally Posted by pat362:


I don't know if anybody else has noticed it but quite a few sites have slowed their updates and some simply don't update anymore.


I've noticed this. RookieBabe, Finest Models, Rigin-Studio, TorridArt, ATK Galleria, European Glamour Girls, JustTeenSite, Babelicious, SexyBabes, ... all have either stopped or cut back. Rigin was once a day with zips, but he's now about once every 3-4 days with no zips at all in response to the free sites. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Sep 29, 2009, 12:37pm

09-28-09  03:54pm - 5564 days #5
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1. Image quality might be better. Sites that post free stuff sometimes have images (jpgs) that have been passed around so much that the quality is degraded.
2. Size selection: I get 1024's to 2000's of most of the pics, then really large sizes of my favorite ones. Can't be done at a free site.
3. New content. Free sites have stuff of all kinds, some of it really old. I'd rather join a site knowing (though certainly not always) that I'm getting new material without having to fish around through endless pages and wonder "Do I already have that?"
4. Accountability and improvements. Thanks to PU, there are pay sites that have improved after taking user input seriously. Could that happen with a free site? I doubt it.
5. Far fewer cyber-annoyances such as pop-ups and blind links. Free sites can do whatever they wish; so I avoid them.
6. Keeping the business going. If everyone just went for free sites, the whole business would dry up and disappear. Then we'd have free site archives, period. You have to to contribute some dough to get all of the above in return. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-26-09  01:52am - 5567 days #11
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Originally Posted by GCode:


3 guys are in a desert searching despertely for water and they stumble upon a house.

They go up to the door and knock, almost completely drained of any water in their system. The door gets answered by the absolute worst hag that anyone could ever possibly dream of. But, desperation for water comes in to play and they ask for some.

She replies that she will give each of them a bucket of water if they have sex with her and make her cum. The three look at each other and shudder. Turning back a few feet, they discuss what to do. After a long talk, one man decides he will take one for the team and goes in to the house to do the deed.

They enter the kitchen and the woman undresses. Completely distraught and having a hard time looking at the woman, he asks her to turn around and bend over the kitchen table. He then proceeds to look around and finds some corn on the cob on the counter. He quickly grabs it and starts working her pussy with it. She obviously has never been with a 'man' and quickly cums, thinking it is him. After the sensation, the nasty hag wants to look at him. Surprised and desperate to not get caught, he throws the corn on the cob out the window. She says, "I told you I'll give you a bucket each time you make me cum". Realizing this and wanting to save his friends, he tells her to bend over again. He proceeds to screw her and make her cum two more times with a corn on the cob, but quickly throws them each out the window before being caught.

He gets the three buckets of water and is highly pleased that he did not actually have to screw this most heinous and disgusting hag. He goes outside and finds his dying buddies to present them each with a bucket of water. To his surprise, they looked a lot healthier. He then tells them, "I have a bucket of water for each of you". They respond, "That's great, we saved a piece of corn on the cob for you and look, it's already buttered up and ready to eat!".


That was funny! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-25-09  05:09pm - 5567 days #9
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Baby Chick: Am I a people?

Mother Chicken: No, you're a chicken.

Baby Chick: Do chickens come from people?

Mother Chicken: No, chickens come from eggs.

Baby Chick: Do people come from eggs?

Mother Chicken: No, people are born.

Baby Chick: Are eggs born?

Mother Chicken: No, eggs are laid.

Baby Chick: Are people laid?

Mother Chicken: Some are. Some are chicken.

Baby Chick: (?) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-25-09  03:01pm - 5567 days #8
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A couple of hayseeds, Dwayne and Billy Raye, lived in a small town in the midwest. One day, Dwayne came up to Billy Raye and said, "Billy Raye, let's go out to Bob's fillin' station and get a tank 'o gas!"

Bob's Conoco was a little dump of a gas station/minimart on the main state road heading out of town.

"What fer?" asked Billy Raye.

"'Cause they got 'em a contest right now. Ya git a tank 'o gas and if ya win, ya git free sex!"

So off they went. They filled Dwyane's tank, and went in to pay. Dwayne asked Bob, "Now does this here gas station have a contest goin' on?"

"Sure does."

"And if you win, ya git free sex?

"S'right. Pick a number between one and ten."

"Okay." Dwayne thought for a moment, and then blurted out, "Five!"

"Nope. Sorry, it was seven."

Feeling a bit dejected, the two men went home. But a week later, they were back. They topped off Billy Raye's tank, and as they went inside to pay, Billy Raye said, "Now Dwayne, you let me do the guessin' this time. I'm feelin' really lucky today."

"OK, Billy Raye. You go ahead 'n do yer darndest."

Billy Raye inquired as to whether or not the contest was still going on. Bob said that it sure was. "Now pick a number between one and ten."

Pausing, Billy Raye looked up, closed his eyes, and then said, "EIGHT!"

"Not even close. I'm afraid it was two this time."

The two walked out with the heads hanging down. Billy Raye said, "Y'know, Dwayne, I'm startin' to think that maybe this contest is rigged."

"No sir, it ain't."

"Now how come yer so sure, Dwayne?"

"Well, my wife won three times last week." I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-25-09  03:53am - 5568 days #6
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Superman was flying over the city, scanning the buildings and streets with his Super Vision, looking for people who needed his help. Suddenly, he noticed that atop one of the buildings was Wonder Woman, completely naked, lying on her back and quivering with excitement.

He swooped down, threw off his Superman suit, and proceeded to have his way. When he was finished, he said, "Thank you Wonder Woman! That was very satisfying!"

Wonder Woman replied, "Oh, don't thank me Superman! Thank The Invisible Man!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-23-09  03:27pm - 5569 days #9
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Yes, I hate the crap out of that stuff, too. I've learned to choose "continue" to "navigate away" from the page and all that vague-ass-sounding malarky, but it's still annoying as hell. It's like, "You're here, and now we've GOT YOUR ASS!"

Let's always report this to TBP when it happens and post a comment about it on the site's page here at PU. Maybe that'll fix those fucktards.

I was just at the Mad Magazine site. Went to "How to Make Electricity," thinking it was a parody and then found out it was a longish add for home solar and wind power AND ... they pulled that same crap this thread's about. Sheesh. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Sep 23, 2009, 04:08pm

09-22-09  03:48pm - 5570 days #11
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Originally Posted by lk2fireone:


OK, I checked Yahoo, and I will answer my own question: Is black coffee with sugar still considered black coffee?

The Yahoo answers are: Yes and No. Some people consider coffee with no additives (sugar, milk, whatever) black coffee. Other people consider coffee with no milk or milk substitutes black coffee, meaning that sugar can be added to black coffee and the coffee is still "black", for them.

It just depends on who you ask.


I'd say it's still black coffee. The sugar won't change the color. But sure, it's not pure black coffee.

So if someone tells me they like their coffee black, I'll give it to them without anything added. Hey, why fuck around? I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-22-09  02:33am - 5571 days #6
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Sometimes a bourbon on the rocks or with water, or scotch the same way. For beer, it's what goes with the food. I like Corona Extra with Mexican, a Kirin pilsner with sushi, Singha with Thai ...

But my days of being wild and reckless are pretty much over. And it's a good thing. No more spinning rooms and feeling, and looking, like shit in the morning.

(Sips coffee) I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-20-09  11:32am - 5572 days #9
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Originally Posted by PinkPanther:


Cross-eye method - reminds me of the guys that were so desperate to "perform" well that they'd take Viagra, Cialis and that crap to extreme and ignore the fact that they were losing their eyesight.

People are nuts!


The cross-eye method: So you really CAN go blind! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-20-09  06:44am - 5572 days #5
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Originally Posted by james4096:


Is this guy kidding?
You expect people to actually sit there with their eyes crossed and jerk off to porn?


Actually, the user is female according to the profile.

I remember once going to a 3-D porn flick in the '70's called "Love in 3D." It was amusing, but the 3D gimmick has never had any staying power. In one sense, it's like facial hair on men; it comes and goes. In another, it's like Sony's Digital Audio Tape (or BetaMax, for that matter); it's an enhancement that goes beyond what most people think is necessary.

Besides, you have to fiddle around with extra stuff to make it work. People want things simple.

The future it has is that it will reemerge, get a bit of attention, and then be forgotten again. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-19-09  11:59am - 5573 days #20
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Originally Posted by messmer:


Great story, Drooler. And you know, your observation re. sexy voices on chubby women has been my experience as well.


Wish I could get a pic of my avatar dog drooling in front of a Victrola. Or maybe with a phone head set on. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-19-09  05:22am - 5574 days #10
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Originally Posted by RagingBuddhist:


That's pretty funny... And I'm gonna let it launch me into a bit of a story.

I'm a thin guy - always have been and, by looking at my family and if genetics mean anything, I never will be a big guy. So, I guess big women always seemed like too much to handle and stayed away from 'em. Anyway, I had a best friend years ago who was definitely a big guy - 230 pounds on the best of days. He always told me that big women were "I.T. it!" and, "if I wanted some good lovin', go get yerself a fat woman". I never could see it that way. So, when we used to go out on double dates, it looked like two toothpicks sitting next to two sumo wrestlers.

Well... that friend of mine was also a cop who was killed in the line of duty back in 1992, which happened to be a few months after my divorce. So, at the funeral, I found myself alone, surrounded by all these huge women he'd been going out with. Every one of 'em was asking me to tell them that they were "The One" - the woman he really loved. And all I can remember thinking was, "Dammit, dude - couldn't you have dated at least one halfway thin woman? Being 160 pounds in the middle of half a dozen women who went at least 180 was scary! I just could not deal with big women.

Now to skip ahead 15+ years and the reason I'm telling the story. Turns out my friend was right. The last few women I've been out with weren't even close to small. Not obese, but still healthy plus sized women. So now, like you, even though I never thought it was "my thing" either, I've also found myself with a couple of folders of big women flicks. All this to say, messmer - don't knock it, don't question it. Run with it. They won't hurt you. : - )


They have sexy voices, too, don't they? And I've got a little story to tell, too.

Back in the days of my adolescence, when analogue rotary dial phones were the norm, a friend introduced me to "the beep line." You'd dial this number, and there was a constant busy signal, but it had a bit of reverb to it. Between the beeps, people would take turns shouting phrases to each other and even exchanging phone numbers. It was a way to meet girls!

It's how I wound up having my first experience of phone sex. This girl with a very sexy voice called my home phone number and was telling me about all the things she wanted to do to me, and I did in turn for her.

But my phone was one of several extensions throughout the house, so once my parents picked up and heard this, I got in big trouble.

Anyway, I can only assume that this girl was a chubby, but that's what my friends told me. And several of the ones I've known face-to-face did have sexy voices. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-19-09  04:06am - 5574 days #9
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Originally Posted by messmer:


LOL. Thanks, Drooler.


I copped that one from a Chris Rock standup, so credit goes where credit is due. He was explaining why, according to himself, black men go for the thick women. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-18-09  04:25pm - 5574 days #4
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We'll miss ya, WG. I'll keep reviewing your forum LOLs. They're masterpieces!

Now get out there, and kick butt! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-18-09  04:19pm - 5574 days #2
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All you need is a good crease! Enjoy! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-18-09  06:47am - 5574 days #6
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Yet it might be a tall order. How do you recruit for that? What really would be the available population for the niche?

Sounds like you'd need a real specialist in event planning. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-16-09  11:18pm - 5576 days #42
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Originally Posted by badandy400:


Of all the people on this forum I would have to say that you are last person to be allowed to say that. I use some smilies here, but in the short time that you have been here you have used 14 times the smilies as ever user combined! :) Including that one.

I like light name calling so long as it is in good spirits. It can add a lot of fun to a forum. So long as it is between people who have gotten to know each other a little first. Some people are way to defensive to a little name calling to be fun. Wittyguy uses a little name calling in some of his better posts and I nearly fall out of my chair laughing, including at the ones about me.

On the other side it can be a sensitive thing to get into, and some people and situations simply require it not be done. A new member should probably refrain from name calling because none of us know them well enough to tell if it is fun or meant in aggression. Same goes for us regulars when posting to a new member, they have might not have read any of the threads to learn our personalities.

So the bottom line is when in doubt about getting colorful it is best to leave it out. I personally am hard to offend but many people take things personally.


Yes, it's just as it is anywhere else. The "joking relationship" in light name calling and low-heat roasting is the sign of an established, friendly relationship. There are unwritten rules about it, though they've probably been documented in anthropological studies, as well as in other fields. Somehow, you just "know" when it is and isn't OK, and if you're not sure, don't do it.

I think I can tell the difference between contempt and "just joshing ya." Wittyguy takes shots at my avatar, and I, in turn, at his. I think we're both self-possessed enough not to confuse our real identities with our respective freaks of bondage and sloppy eugenics.

One thing I really hate, though, is when someone abuses the joking relationship by expressing contempt in the guise of light fun. You can tell from the tone. People like that don't remain long in my life. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-16-09  11:03pm - 5576 days #2
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I'm pretty sure that's Lucie Haluzikova, who also often goes by Leona. Here's her name and other info at Eurobabeindex. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-15-09  09:14am - 5577 days #9
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Originally Posted by badandy400:


Setting is as important as performer selection. Lets face it, a great looking woman loses some of her affect in a trashy setting and an average woman gains appeal when in a nice setting. I want the setting to be clean, uncluttered, well lit, and free from external noise.


BadAndy said it good! I even like the white studio sets, such as those at VirtuaGirlHD, which have next to nothin' goin' on 'cept the girl. It's like you've arrived in heaven.

And the jpg file sizes are smaller, too, with less to compress. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-15-09  03:37am - 5578 days #25
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Originally Posted by w3bm:


Hi Guys,

You might find our site to your liking.

brooke-lee-playmates.com

We have just been given a very healthy 83/100 with our first review here.

At the moment we have more photosets then videos but your description is what we're aiming for.

Were always open to suggestions as to the sets we shoot too so if you think were missing anything then just let us know.


Well, if you ask me, what's missing are nice bum shots. You do have a couple of splendid ones: Stevie as the secretary, photo number 80; and Tinna in the shower (called "Yellow Bikini") especialy number 58.

It's too bad that most of the photo galleries don't have shots just like those. If you'd make a real habit of it, I'd be a true fan of the site.

BTW, Tinna is probably the sexiest girl there. She can really project it! I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

09-14-09  03:35pm - 5578 days #18
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Originally Posted by Wittyguy:


I forget which celebrity did this but he named his kid "Miller Lite". If you're going to be celebrity and have kids (bad idea to begin with) you need to first grow a brain and realize that your kids are already going to be scarred for life growing up us as the child of a celebrity so why screw them up even more with a shitty name unless you can only envision your retarded protege becoming some Z-List reality t.v. star on some obscure channel (tune in next week to "Children of Irrelevant Celebrities Who Have Stupid Names" as they go the DMV and torment the bureaucrats over their names for no real reason). At least you don't hear about pornstars naming their kids D.P., Hardon, Fluffer, Drooler (oops ;), or Gaper.


It's those Z-Listers who wind up making the snotty commentary on shows like "50 Dumbest Celebrity Moments." They act like they're trapped for life in the immaturity of high school.

But as a side note, real names can produce a chortle when they're on actual tombstones. Examples: Sleeper, Stoner, Ringer, and Bye. I wanted something new, so I left England for New England. Edited on Sep 14, 2009, 03:47pm

09-14-09  03:49am - 5579 days #15
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Originally Posted by badandy400:


People really need to think of these things before naming their kids. Often times the courts will call people and ask them if they are sure they want to name their kids certain ways if they are overly odd and would likely cause harm to the kid. A stupid couple in Hawaii, the Hula's, named their girl "Tulu Does The Hula" as her legal name. Are you kidding me! The girl was so ashamed of it her closest friends did not even know. She went by "K" to everyone. A year or so ago the court took special custody of her because her parents refused to change it to something reasonable and allowed the girl to choose her own name. Of course she was returned since otherwise they were not bad parents. But seriously, what kind of stupid ass names their own child something like that? Aren'y parents generally supposed to want to provide opportunities for their children? These people obviously did not go for that, in reality they would have caused a great deal of trouble for her and closed many doors all in the name of being a stupid ass!


Dweezil Zappa, from what I've seen, is perfectly OK with the weird name he was given.

Generally I agree with you just the same. Parents can't know how their kids are going to deal with this world if they're given an odd name, so why take chances? It's really selfish and short-sighted of them to insist on naming their kids something bizarre, like Luv4Forever or a vegetable or an animal -- or just "Animal!" I wanted something new, so I left England for New England.

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