THAT'S A SHAME.
THE MODEL SELECTION WAS VERY GOOD, AND I ENJOYED THE VIDEOS.
BUT ANYONE SIGNING UP FOR MORE THAN A MONTH WILL DEFINITELY FEEL CHEATED.
OR ANYONE WHO HAS PREVIOUSLY DOWNLOADED THE ENTIRE SITE, AS WELL.
ACTUALLY, MY MEMORY IS NOT GREAT.
DON'T THEY GIVE YOU ACCESS TO SEVERAL SITES IN THE NUBILES NETWORK?
AS LONG AS MOST OF THE OTHER SITES ARE UPDATING, THE NEWS MIGHT NOT BE AS BAD AS AN ARCHIVE SITE.
EXCEPT THAT MOST ARCHIVE SITES ARE LARGE, AND I SEEM TO REMEMBER NUBILES CASTING AS A SMALL SITE,
Release Date: 03/08/10
Synopsis:
The simple life is shaken when death comes to the small, quiet Louisiana town of Bon Temps -- where civilians, vampires, shape-shifters, and mind readers clash in an orgy of sex & mystery. When a dead body is found with the heart ripped out, local waitress, Sookie (Ashlynn Brooke), who has a talent for reading minds, her best friend, Tara (Misty Stone), and her Vampire boyfriend, Bill (James Deen), try to unravel the supernatural web and find the murderer. Sookie and her friends find themselves pushing all their limits, both mentally and sexually, in a climax you'll have to see to believe! The mix of sex, horror, and action is so hot, it must be TRU: A XXX Parody.
Featuring: Ashlynn Brooke, Bill Bailey, Gracie Glam, James Deen, Johnny Castle, Lana Violet, Levi Cash, Lindy Lane, Misty Stone, Say Sights, Vanessa Naughty
FOR FANS OF PORN PARODIES, THIS SITE MIGHT BE A GOLD MINE.
FOR ME PERSONALLY, IT'S A WASTE OF SPACE.
PORN REVIEWS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WRITTEN IN A PROFESSIONAL MANNER.
BUT I'M TRYING TO BE HONEST: AND I'M GIVING MY OPINION.
I BELIEVE THAT PROFESSIONAL REVIEWS OFTEN INCLUDE THE BIAS AND THOUGHTS OF THE REVIEWER.
SOME REVIEWERS BELIEVE THAT IN GIVING A PROFESSIONAL REVIEW, THE BIAS OF THE REVIEWER IS ELIMINATED.
I BELIEVE THAT THE THOUGHTS OF THE REVIEWER CAN ADD VALUE TO THE REVIEW. BEYOND THE BARE FACTS.
THANKS FOR THE EXPLANATION, SELENA.
THE METART PROBLEMS CONTINUED FOR A WHILE.
EVEN AFTER I WAS ABLE TO LOG IN TO THE SITE, IT WAS DIFFICULT TO LOAD PHOTOS FROM A GALLERY ONTO MY COMPUTER MONITOR.
OR TO DOWNLOAD A ZIPPED FILE OF THE GALLERY.
BUT LIKE YOU SAID, METART HAS USUALLY BEEN A SUPERIOR EXPERIENCE, AND I HOPE THE PROBLEMS WILL SOON BE FIXED.
IF YOU DON'T GET AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE FROM THE TEAM SKEET SUPPORT STAFF, SEND AN EMAIL TO AMANDA AT THIS PU SITE.
SHE HAS INDICATED IN THE PAST THAT SHE IS MORE THAN WILLING TO HELP SOLVE PROBLEMS PU MEMBERS ARE HAVING WITH PAYSITES.
AND A PERSON LIKE AMANDA, WITH TIES TO A PORN SUB SITE, HAS FAR MORE WEIGHT NEGOTIATING WITH A PAYSITE THAN AN INDIVIDUAL CONSUMER.
LOKI, THE GUY WHO HAD A SIMILAR PROBLEM WITH TEAM SKEET, WROTE THAT HE WAS ABLE TO GET A REFUND ON HIS SUB FROM THE TEAM SKEET SITE, THE FIRST TIME HE HAD A PROBLEM WITH POOR DOWNLOAD SPEEDS.
(HE DIDN'T WANT A REFUND FOR THE SECOND TIME HE HAD A PROBLEM, BECAUSE HE STATED HE HAD DOWNLOADED ENOUGH CONTENT DURING HIS SECOND SUB, IN SPITE OF THE POOR DOWNLOAD SPEEDS.)
I WAS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL.
SAYING THAT MY EXPERIENCE WAS DIFFERENT.
IF YOU LOOK OVER MY PAST COMMENTS, I'VE MADE HUNDREDS OF COMMENTS AT PU ON DIFFERENT SITES, I WAS TRYING TO CONTRIBUTE MY EXPERIENCE WITH DIFFERENT SITES.
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE AN EXPERT, OR HIGH-FALUTING, OR A KNOW-IT-ALL.
JUST PASSING MY EXPERIENCE WITH DIFFERENT SITES.
I'M NOT A SHILL, OR BEING PAID BY ANY OF THE SITES FOR RECOMMENDATIONS.
I PAY FULL PRICE (OR WITH DISCOUNTS, IF I CAN FIND THEM) FOR MY MEMBERSHIPS.
I'M CERTAINLY NOT AN EMPLOYEE OF ANY OF THESE SITES.
MAYBE I AM OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC IN POSTING COMMENTS OR REPLIES.
AND THAT CAN RUB PEOPLE THE WRONG WAY, I GUESS.
IF YOU READ MY SITE REVIEWS, YOU CAN AGREE OR DISAGREE WITH MY OPINIONS.
THESE ARE JUST MY OPINIONS, AFTER ALL.
MAYBE THE EMAIL GOT LOST IN THE INTERNET, AND FINALLY FOUND ITS WAY TO YOU.
THAT MIGHT HELP EXPLAIN THE DELAY IN NOTIFYING YOU THAT YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR DOWNLOAD LIMIT.
COMPUTERS CAN BE TRICKY.
WATCH 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY OR THE ALIEN MOVIES (WHERE THE COMPUTER IS AN ANDROID) AND YOU BEGIN TO REALIZE THAT NOT ALL COMPUTERS ARE HUMAN-FRIENDLY.
IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY GOTTEN A REFUND FOR YOUR MEMBERSHIP, I SUGGEST GETTING ONE. THE TEAM SKEET SUPPORT STAFF SHOULD BE WILLING TO GIVE YOU ONE, AFTER YOU EXPLAIN YOUR PROBLEM.
SEPARATELY:
PU MEMBER Loki ON 05-19-17 POSTED A COMMENT ON TEAM SKEET THAT SAID HE WAS ALSO EXPERIENCING VERY SLOW DOWNLOAD SPEEDS.
I REPLIED TO HIS COMMENT THAT I HAD BEEN A MEMBER OF TEAM SKEET FOR ABOUT A YEAR, AND I HAD NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS DOWNLOADING SCENES.
I USUALLY GET 2 TO 3 MB/sec DOWNLOAD SPEEDS AT MOST TEAM SKEET SITES.
HE HAD JOINED SOME TEAM SKEET SITE BEFORE, AND HAD EXPERIENCED THE SAME PROBLEM.
AT SITES OTHER THAN TEAM SKEET HE GETS 2.5 MB/sec DOWNLOAD SPEEDS.
HE HAS NO EXPLANATION WHY HIS TEAM SKEET DOWNLOAD SPEEDS ARE SO SLOW.
ALL I CAN THINK OF, IS THAT YOU AND HE SHARE SOME TECHNICAL ISSUE WITH THE TEAM SKEET SITE AND YOUR ISP AND COMPUTER EQUIPMENT:
SOFTWARE/HARDWARE/WHATEVER.
I'M JUST GLAD THAT I DON'T SHARE THAT PROBLEM, BECAUSE I JUST PAID FOR A SECOND YEAR'S MEMBERSHIP WITH TEAM SKEET.
IT DOESN'T HELP EXPLAIN YOUR PROBLEM, BUT IT'S NOT A COMMON ONE FOR TEAM SKEET SUBSCRIBERS.
IF IT WAS, THE SITE WOULD HAVE SHUT DOWN FOR LACK OF SUBSCRIBERS.
I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
I DO KNOW I'VE TRIED READING LARGE-SIZED BOOKS MANY TIMES.
SOME OF THEM WERE COPIES OF BOOKS I HAVE ENJOYED READING IN THE PAST.
BUT FOR SOME REASON, THERE WAS NO PLEASURE IN READING THE LARGE-SIZED BOOK VERSION.
BUT I THINK THE FONT STYLE MIGHT BE WHY I DID NOT ENJOY THE LARGE-PRINT BOOKS.
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THIS UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT.
I MUST BE DUMB, IN A WAY.
BUT I CAN ACCEPT THAT. BECAUSE IT'S THE WAY I AM, AND I CAN'T CHANGE IT.
BECAUSE I DID NOT GET A CONFIRMING EMAIL FROM CLUB SEVENTEEN FOR MY CANCELLATION, I ALSO TRIED CANCELLING THROUGH vxsbill.com, WHICH SENT ME MY CONFIRMING EMAIL WHEN I JOINED CLUB SEVENTEEN.
I WAS SURPRISED (AND PLEASED) WHEN I GOT A CONFIRMING EMAIL FROM vxsbill.com ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.
THE CONFIRMING EMAIL STATED:
I set your membership for Clubseventeen.com to cancel.
It expires on Jul 13, 2017.
FAST RESPONSE, AND GREAT SERVICE. MY THANKS TO VSXBILL.
I THINK OF MYSELF AS TOTALLY STRAIGHT.
BUT I BELIEVE PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO DECIDE THEIR OWN ORIENTATION.
WITHOUT A LOT OF MORAL/RELIGIOUS BAGGAGE THAT CONDEMNS NON-STRAIGHT CHOICES.
I'M GETTING OLD. OR OLDER.
MEMORY IS NOT THAT GREAT.
I HONESTLY DON'T REMEMBER IF I'VE EVER BEEN TO A STRIP CLUB.
I LIVE IN LOS ANGELES COUNTY, SO THERE ARE PROBABLY A FEW STRIP CLUBS NEAR ME. BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE.
MAYBE I SHOULD GOOGLE THEM, SEE WHAT THEY HAVE TO OFFER.
WOW! WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
LET'S MAKE BULLYING A NATIONAL PASTIME.
TRUMP CAN BE OUR HEROIC CHEERLEADER.
CROTCH GRAB.
PANTY PULL.
GOOD CLEAN FUN, OF COURSE.
PUNISH TEENS Number of Scenes: 91
BFFS (SAME NAME AS THE NON-PREMIUM SITE) Number of Scenes: 77 TEENS LOVE BLACK COCKS Number of Scenes: 72
FAMILY STROKES Number of Scenes: 108
SIS LOVES ME Number of Scenes: 73
DAUGHTER SWAP Number of Scenes: 45
DAD CRUSH Number of Scenes: 46
SHOP LYFTER Number of Scenes: 40
WHEN I WAS A CHILD, THERE WAS AN A&W RESTAURANT IN MY SMALL TOWN IN CALIFORNIA.
BUT I DON'T THINK I'VE SEEN AN A&W RESTAURANT IN 40 YEARS OR MORE.
I THOUGHT THEY HAD GONE OUT OF BUSINESS.
LIKE MOST OF BOB'S BIG BOY RESTAURANTS HAVE DISAPPEARED FROM CALIFORNIA.
BOB'S USED TO BE A FAVORITE OF MINE, FOR HAMBURGER, FRIES, SALAD AND COKE.
FOR ABOUT A $1, I THINK.
TODAY, FAST FOOD CHAINS CHARGE $2 FOR A SMALL COKE.
REMEMBER PET ROCKS FROM THE 1970s?
IT'S DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN WHY SOME FADS TAKE OFF.
BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY PET ROCKS WERE POPULAR:
A LOW-MAINTENANCE PET THAT DOES NOT DIE.
IT'S DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN WHAT MAKES A HOT SEX SCENE.
IT DEPENDS ON WHAT RESONATES IN THE VIEWER'S MIND.
I'VE FOUND SOME HOT SCENES AT ROCCO SIFFREDI, X-ART, TEEN MEGA WORLD, AND SOME OTHER SITES.
IT'S JUST WHAT HITS ME, WHAT I CAN BELIEVE IN, WHAT AROUSES ME.
AND THAT IS A PERSONAL REACTION.
SO WHAT IS HOT FOR ME, MIGHT LEAVE OTHERS COLD.
THE SAME APPLIES TO SOME OF THE BEST PHOTOS I'VE SEEN.
IT TAKES MORE THAN JUST A GORGEOUS WOMAN.
THERE HAS TO BE SOME MEANING TO THE VIEW.
EVEN IF THE MEANING IS SOMETHING THAT EXISTS ONLY IN MY MIND.
WHAT ARE MORALS?
THE RULES THAT ARE USED TO PUT YOU DOWN, AND KEEP YOU DOWN.
THE BIBLE, AS SUMMARIZED BY THE PROPHET MERC77:
People should just relax. SLEEP The government is your friend. OBEY There is no reason to get upset over a little chip in your license. CONSUME As for the police and federal authorities, they are there to assist you. MARRY AND REPRODUCE No need to worry about that. SLEEP
"Dogs think people are Gods. Cats don't as they know better." - Kedi (2016)
IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU CONSIDER PORN.
IS/WAS PLAYBOY PORN?
SOME PEOPLE SAY YES, OTHER PEOPLE SAY NO.
IF PLAYBOY IS PORN, I REMEMBER SEEING MY BROTHER'S STASH OF PLAYBOY MAGAZINES WHEN I WAS AROUND 12 OR 13.
MY FIRST HARDCORE MOVIE WAS AT MY BROTHER'S STAG PARTY, WHEN I WAS AROUND 18. THAT WAS A HARDCORE FILM WITH LITTLE PRODUCTION VALUE, AND KIND OF BORING, I THOUGHT.
THEN, IN THE 1970s, I SAW EMMANUELLE AND THE STORY OF O IN A LOCAL MOVIE THEATER. THOSE MOVIES WOULD BE CONSIDERED SOFT-CORE PORN TODAY, I ASSUME. BUT THE MOVIE THEATER WAS A REGULAR MOVIE HOUSE, NOT AN ART HOUSE OR PORN HOUSE. THOSE MOVIES WERE REALLY ENJOYABLE. AND SEXY.
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